WHAT IS THE PET NAME, ASSIGNED BY EUNUCHS, FOR THE ELEMENT FLUORINE?
Chemical Ali. Because it’s the element number 9.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RETARD IN AN OXYGEN PARLOUR?
Oxy-moron
WHICH IS THE ONLY POLITICAL PARTY THAT MEETS THE BASIC DEMANDS OF CHEMISTS?
Alkali Dal
DAIMLER BENZ PLANS TO MAKE A DREAM CAR FOR CHEMISTS. WHAT DO THEY PLAN TO CALL IT?
Mercedes Benzene
WHAT IS THE ARABIC WORD FOR CHEMIST?
Al-Chemist
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE PROGENY OF A CHEMIST COUPLE?
Test tube babies.
WHAT WOULD BE THE CHEMIST’S REPLY IF YOU SAID, ‘KNOCK KNOCK WHO IS THAT’?
Unleaded Petrol.
WHAT IS COMMON TO A NAXALITE & A CHEMIST?
Both support the Free Radical Movement.
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL:
A HORNY CHEMIST - Hump-Free Davy
AN ANGRY CHEMIST – Robert Boil
A RELIGIOUS CHEMIST – Joseph Priestly
IF OXYGEN WERE A ROCK STAR, WHAT WOULD ITS BAND NAME BE?
Air Supply.
3 comments:
More kadis please --- I log in everyday and check...
thanks. but i get just enuf time to do it once a week.
well, good going then... have recommended you to a lot of friends
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