Punch Dialogue # 1

Kamal, Vikram la nadichirukaaru. Aana Vikram, Kamal la nadikkamudiyuma.

Adi Kadi # 16

INSPECTOR: INDHA LETTERRA YARO TIRUPATHI LENDHU AMICHIRUKKANGA...
CONSTABLE: Eppidi saar kandupidicheenga!
INSPECTOR: YANE NA IDHU MOTTA KADIDASU!

Adi Kadi # 15

MAN-1: ANDHA MAMA YANE ROMBA KUZHANDA THANAMA BEHAVE PANRAARU?
MAN-2: Adhu onnum illai, avar peru chandamama, adhaan appidi...

Kadi Boli # 4

MAN: Sirjee, can you give me a lift?
SURD: Oi, I am Santa Singh. Not Otis Singh.

Adi Kadi # 14

IF WE MOVE A GIRL NAMED THANGAM FROM PLANET EARTH TO MOON, WHAT WILL SHE BECOME?
Massatra Thangam.

Kadi Boli # 3

Kudi Kudiyai Kedukkum is not a Punjabi lesbian movie.

Kadi Boli # 2

I HAVE A ZARA HATKE PLOT FOR A HINDI FILM. IT'S ABOUT TWO CHARACTERS. VEERU & BASANTI OF SHOLAY. THEY FALL IN LOVE. GET ENGAGED. LIVE WITH EACH OTHER. BUT DURING THIS LIVE-IN, VEERU DISCOVERS BASANTI'S SECRET AFFAIR WITH JAI. AGHAST HE CALLS OFF THE ENGAGEMENT. AND IN THE CLIMAX ELOPES WITH RADHA AS A REVENGE ON BASANTI. CAN YOU TELL ME AN APT NAME FOR THIS POTENTIAL BLOCKBUSTER?
Ring Dey Basanti.

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