WHAT'S THE WORLD’S FIRST GATED COMMUNITY?
Prison
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GATED COMMUNITY MEANT EXCLUSIVELY FOR THOSE OUT ON PAROLE?
Parole Bagh
WHAT BRAND OF PACKAGED DRINKING WATER DO THEY SERVE AT THE COURTS?
Bailley
WHY DID THE COURT TAKE ITS OWN SWEET TIME TO DISPOSE OFF THE APPEAL?
Because it’s an APELLATE court.
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC IS PREFFERED BY THE HONORABLE JUDGES?
Chamber Music
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ADVOCATE WHO TURNED INTO A SINGER?
Gary Lawyer
WHY DID THE PIZZA MAN DELIVER TWICE AT THE CHIEF JUSTICE’S HOME?
Because he heard the Judge repeat the ‘ORDER ORDER!’
WHY DOES ONE GET A FEELING THAT OUR JUDGES HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO IN LEARNING ENGLISH?
Because they are forever pronouncing sentences.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAT LAWYER?
Suo Motu
WHY DID THE GOLF CLUB CREATE A SEPARATE TEEING GROUND FOR LAWYERS?
Because the law will take its own course.
