Blade Pakkiri Out of Form

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMIL MATCH MAKER?
Matri Mani

THONDAR YANE DHARMADI VAANGARAARU?
Pinna, ‘thalaivar ippodhu urai aatruvar’ nu solrathukku badhila ‘thalaivar ippodhu aanurai aatruvar’ nu sollitaan.

HOW DID THE SCHOOL GIRLS REACT AFTER SEEING CHO RAMASWAMY’S SHINING BALD PATE?
“Cho Chweet”

NADIGAI MANORAMA SATTA SABHAI THERDHALIN POZHUDU YANE ODI OLIYURAANGA?
Yena ellorum ‘aachi ya pidichuruvane’ ‘aachi ya pidichuruvanu’ gosham podaraanga.

DO YOU KNOW WHY TAMILIANS DON’T DRINK VODKA?
Because Vodka in Russian means ‘Little Water’. Translated into Tamil that means, Siruneer.

LOOSE MOHAN KU PIDIKADHA WATCH EDHU?
Tight-an

ANDHA TAILOR ORU SANGEETHA PRIYAN. RIGHTA ILLAYA?
Eppidi kandupidichanga saar?
YENA AVAR USE PANRA SEWING MACHINE PERU KOODA ‘SINGER’.

WHICH ANIMAL HAS THE BEST SENSE OF HUMOUR?
Punny

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUISED ANT?
Cut Erumbu

WHICH IS THE SAAPAAT RAMAN'S DREAM CITY?
Thindi-vanam

Adi Kadi # 2

JOSIYARUKKU ENNA MADHIRI KADHAI PIDIKKUM?
Jataka Tales!

Blade Pakkiri - Armed & Dangerous

CHENNAI PENGALUKKU ORU BIKINI LAUNCH PANNA ADHUKKU ENNA TAMIZH PEYAR SOOTALAAM?
Ikkini

WHICH IS THE BIGGEST STD BOOTH IN MADURAI?
Aayiram Call Mandapam

WHICH COCA COLA PRODUCT WILL BE A BIG HIT IN CHENNAI SLUMS?
Cheri Coke

BHADRAKAALI KKU PIDICHA JOKE EDHU?
Naak Naak…who is that?

ANNACHI, ORU CELL PHONE COMPANY ARAMICHIRUKKANE. HUTCH RANGE LA ORU PERU KUDUTHA SUPERA IRUKKUM…
Adhukenna kudutha pochu… LOK LOK nu peru vechukko. Hutch range-layum irukkum, ellarum irumbarucha un cell phone companykku vilambaramum aayidum!

MAPLAI ROMBA SUDDHAM NU EPPIDI SOLRALE?
Yena avan kapi kudicha kooda filter kapi daan kudipaan.

BILL GATESKU PIDICHA BALACHANDER SERIAL EDHU?
Jannal

ENGLISH ALPHABETSA KANDU PIDICHAVAR ORU AAMBALAI.
Adhu yeppidi adichu solrai?
YENA POMBALAIYA IRUNDHA ‘D’ KU BADHILA ‘DA’ NU SOLLI IRUPA.

ORU MUSLIM PENNODU THIRUMANAM SEIDHAAL ADHARKU PEYAR NIKKAH. ORU GUNDU MUSLIM PENNODU THIRUMANAM SEIDHAAL ADHARKU PEYAR ENNAVO?
Poosh-nikkah

POONAIKKU PIDICHA SCHOOL EDHU?
Eli-mentary school.

Adi Kadi # 1

IRANDHU PONA RSS AAL ELLAAM ORU CLUB FORM PANNA, ADHUKKU PEYAR ENNA VEKKALAAM?
Sanghu Parivar

Blade Pakkiri Bites Again

WHICH KAMAL FILM IS ABOUT TWO GOATS?
Vettai Aadu Vilai Aadu

WALT DISNEY SAAR KADAVULA PATHI ENNA SONAARU?
Toon-ilum iruppaar thurumbilum irupaar.
APPA ILLAYARAJA SAAR?
Tune-ilum paar thurumbilum irupaar.

VIJAY MALLYAVUKKU PIDICHA AAYUTHAM EDHU?
Beerangi

NAGAICHUVAI NADU EDHU?
Syria

ENNA SAAR ONGALUKKU OPPATRA KAAVIYA MAHAAN KAARTHIKEYAN-NU PATTAM SOOTIRUKKANGA. NEENGA YANE KUSHIYAVEY ILLA?
Ada ponega saar, ippo enna ooray O. Ka. Ma. Ka. Nu koopidum!

VELUPILLAI PRABHAKARANUKKU PIDIKAADHA RASAM EDHU?
Samarasam

ANDHA PRE-SCHOOL TEACHER SARIYANA BJP ASAAMIYA IRUPAAN POLA IRUKKEY?
Yane aapidi solre?
1-2-3 KI BADHILA LOTUS 1-2-3 KATHU THARAANAAM!

ENGA SANGEETHA TEACHER PERU MRS. RAVI. AVANGA HUSBAND OORUKKU PORAICHAY AVANGA ENNA RAGAM PADUVANGA SOLLU?
Bye-ravi

DOCTOR, NEENGA PONA SIRAPPU NIGAICHI EPPIDI IRUNDADHU?
Adha yane keykareenga. Adhu oru medical representatives program. Cough syrup pathi pesi kazhutha aruthutaanga.

ALCOHOL MANUFACTURERS-ODA FAVOURITE PAZHA MOZHI ENNA?
A rum seyya virumbu.

Blade Pakkiri on a Bad Day

WHY ARE TAM BRAMS ALWAYS DIVIDED?
Because they have two walls of separation – the iyerwall and the iyengarwall.

LIPSTICK COMPANYKKUM PATHIRIKAI AASIRIYARUKKUM ENNA CONNECTION?
Rendu perumey nalla idazh venumnu try pannuvanga.

ENNODA CHAT PANRAVAN SARIYANA NAAYA IRUPPAAN POLA IRUKKEY!
Yane appidi solrey?
YANE-NA NAAN SOLRATHUKELLAM LOL LOL-NU REPLY PANRAAN!

WHO IS THE MOST POPULAR MEHTA IN TAMIL NADU?
Maangalyam santhuna mehta

NAATIYAM THERINJA MIRUGAM EDHU?
Aadu

NADIGAI MOON MOON SEN PESARA TAMIZH KARUNANIDHIKKU ROMBA PIDIKKUM. YANE NU SOLLU?
Yane?
YENNA AVANGA PESARA LANGUAGE SEN-TAMIZH!

WHICH IS THE PET CAPITAL OF INDIA?
Chennai. Because the city is full of pets – saidapet, sowcarpet, chetpet…

MOOPANAR YANE ORU DABBA KOODA CHIEF MINISTERA VARALA?
Yena avarukku coat-tie ye pidikaadu.

SOCIAL WORKERSKU PIDICHA TAMIZH PREPARATION ENNA?
Sevai

WHERE IN CHENNAI, WOULD YOU FIND COPYCAT PUNNERS?
Pun-Nakal Park

Blade Pakkiri's Torture Chamber

TAMIZH PENGALAI YANE NAMBAVEY KOODATHU?
Yenna even the dress they wear is called Say-Lies.

THANNI ADIKARAVANGALUKKU PIDICHA VILAIYATTU EDHU?
Carrum

WHICH TAMIL FILM SONG IS ABOUT MALE ELEPHANTS FROM THAILAND & TAMILNADU?
Thai male aanai. tamizh male aanai…

LAWYERKU PIDICHA SWEET DISH EDHU?
Case-Sari

KULUMAIYAN NURSERY RHYME EDHU?
Jack & Jil

WHAT DOES A TAMIL FARMER GO THROUGH WHEN THE HARVEST IS BAD?
Sow-Dhanai

MANI NU ORUTHER GOONDA IRUNDHAR. AVAR NALLA DIETING PANNITU OLLIYA MAARITAAR. AVARA IPPO ELLARUM ENNA KOOPADRA?
Mass-Illa-Mani

PALA PALAKKUM AIRLINES EDHU?
Sabena

ENDHA KAVIGNAR ROMBA FRIENDLY TYPU?
Bharathi-Yaar

RICE EATERS SUFFER FROM WHICH COMMON AFFLICTION?
Soru-Throat

Blade Pakkiri Strikes Again

SHANKARA MADATHLA BANDAGE SUPPLIERA ENNA KOOPUDUVA?
Mada Plastri

ADVANIKKU PIDICHA ARAI EDHU?
Thaamarai

BIRTH LENDU DEATH VARAIKKUM ONGA KOODIYA IRRUKIRA FRIEND YAARU?
Much-Chum

ORU TAMIZH PONNA RENDU JAPAN KARANGA LOVE PANNANGA. ORTHARU ROMBA TALL. RENDAVADHU AAL KONJUM SHORT. ANDHA PONNU YAARA CHOOSE PANRADHUNNU OREY DILEMMALA IRUNDHANGA. INDHA KAADHAL KADHAIYA ORU IYAKKUNAR PADAMA EDUTHARU. ADHA TAMIZHLAIYUM JAPAANIYA MOZHIYULUM OREY TITLE KODUTHU RELEASE PANNAARU. AVAR ENNA TITLE KODUTHAARU?
Perisawa Sirisawa

ENDHA KADAILA KOOTAMEY IRUKAADHU?
Saakadai

GULFLA TAMIZH KAARANGALUKKU ORU NEWSPAPER START PANNA ADHUKKU ENNA PEYAR VEKKALAAM?
Galeej Times

PENGALUKKU PIDITHA VAADAI EDHU?
Paavadai

ORU CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT ERANDHU PEITAARU. AVAR IPPO AAVIYA THIRIYAARU. AVARA ENGLISHLA CHELLAMA EPPIDI KOOPUDALAAM?
Account Payee

BRUCE LEEKKU PIDICHA KETTA VAARTHAI EDHU?
Okkalee

JAMES BOND TAMIZH VIVASAYIYA NADICHA PADAM PEYAR ENNA VEKKALAAM?
Moonru Acre

Sound Bites From Blade Pakkiri

ADAM GILCHRISTIKKU PIDICHA TAMIZH PADAM EDHU?
Gilli

DOCTOR NOON SHOWKKU ENGA POYIRUKKAARU?
Operation Theater.

ENNA SABHA NAYAGAR KURAL GANEERNU KEKKUDHU?
Speaker peru Bose aaam illa!

ENGA AKKA VUKKU PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMMORY. ENNA NICKNAME VECHIRUKKANE SOLLU?
Konikka

BANDHA KAATAADHA SEARCH ENGINE EDHU?
Alta Vista

JYOTHIKAKKU PIDICHA BULB EDHU?
Surya Bulb

KRISHNA VENI NNU ORU BAYANGARA VAADHI ITALY NAATLA ORU GUNDU VEESINANGALAM. INDHA SEIDHIYA ROMAPURI PAANILA SOLLU PAARKALAAM?
Veni. Vedi. Veesi.

CHUMMA CHUMMA TEA KUDIKARAVANA ENNA SOLLUVANGA?
Vettea

RAIN-PROOF DYE EDHU?
Ko-dye

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SMOKING COUPLE IN TAMIL?
Dum-pathi

Beware of Blade Pakkiri

CHINA KARANUKKU PIDICHA FISH EDHU?
Chow meen

ROMBA DOORAM IRUKIRA PARAVAI EDHU?
Mile

POONAI ODA FAVOURITE PAYASAM EDHU?
Say miaow payasam.

BRUCE LEE LOVER PERU ENNA?
Kaadhal-Lee

PADHINORU PAL KONDA VANDI EDHU?
Pal 11.

PAAN BEEDA PODRADHUKKU BEST NAAL EDHU?
Sev-vaai

WHO IS THE MOST ECO-FRIENDLY POLITICIAN IN TAMIL NADU?
Karunanidhi. Yena avar oru pachai tamizhan.

KENARUKKU PIDICHA RAJINI PADAM EDHU?
Paayum Pulley

MATHS TEACHER WIFE PERU ENNA?
Sum-saaram

BRUCE LEEKKU PIDICHA FURNITURE ITEM EDHU?
Naar-ka-lee

AWARD VAANGIYA NAGARAM EDHU?
Virudhu Nagar

DIRECTOR SHANKAR PUDU PADAM KOTHAVALCHAVDI LAYUM KOYAMBEDU LAYUM SUPER HIT AAGUM. YENU KELU?
Yane?
YENA PADAM PERU ONION.

BLOOD PRESSURE YETHARA VELAI EDHU?
BPO

OEDIPUS KKU PIDICHA TAMIZH PAATTU EDHU?
Thai illaamal naan illai.

WHY WAS RAJINI A BIG HIT WITH JAPANESE CURRENCY TRADERS?
Because of his one liner - Yen vazhi thani vazhi.

The Return of Blade Pakkiri

DENTISTIKKU PIDICHA GAME EDHU?
Pal-long-kuzhi

ANDHA KAI KANI AMMAVUKKU THANGAMANA MANASU. YENU SOLLU?
Enna 24 Carrots itema pathey rubaikku vikkaranga!

AVAN SARIYANA FRUITU
Yane appidi solra?
YENA AVAN PESARDHELLAM PAZHAM-MOZHI.

ROMBA EESHIKIRU MIRUGAM EDHU?
Otta-gum

INNIKKI INTERNET CONNECTIONA KOTTUM POLA IRUKKAY!
Yeppidi Solreenga?
YENA MODEMA IRUKKAY

MINING ENGINEERKKU PIDICHA AATAM EDHU?
Coal-aatam!

RAMBA YANE THIRUPPI WEIGHT PODRAANGA?
Thunder Thigh pirandha vazhi pirakkumnu padichangalaam!

DOCTOR PIDICHA PATTASU EDHU?
Oosi Pattasu

YANE ONGA ENGLISH HIGH CLASSA ILLAI?
Yena naan English Mediumla daaney padichane.

PARLIAMENT PAKKAMEY POGADHA. NAARUM.
Appidi enna nadakapoguthu?
ORU MANADHODA MOTION PASS PANNA PORANGALAAM

ENGA VEETU SAMAYAL KARIYA POI KATTI PUDICHUTAYE VEKKAMA ILLAI?
Yenna parthu - enna venum rottiya NAANA-nu koochamillama kettanga, adhaan!

ELLARUKKUM IRUKKERA OREY WORRY EDHU?
Varumaana Vari

Blade Pakkiri Once More

TELEPHONE OPERATERKU VARA KUDIYA VYAADHI EDHU?
Call-era.

INSPECTOR YANE PATHIRIKAI AALARA SHOOT PANNI TAARU?
Suda suda seidhi kettaan. Suttu taaru!

LEATHER EXPORTS PATHI ORU PUTHAKAM EZHUDINA ADUKKU PEYAR ENNE VEKKALAAM?
Thole Kappiyam.

YANE LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE-NNU SOLRANGA?
Yena jokela nariya Wit-amin irukku.

ADHO RENDU TOWEL VECHURUKAAREY, AVAR ORU NAI DOCTORA?
Epiddi Kandupidicheenga?
YENA ‘VET’ ONNU THUNDU RENDULLAY!

BANK LOAN COLLECTORKU SEN THAMIZHIL ORU PATTAM SOOTINAAAL ADHU ENNAVAGA IRUKKUM?
Cheque izhutha chemmal.

BARBERKKU PIDICHA CIGARETTE EDHU?
Scissors

DRIVER YANE THOONGI VAZHIYARAARU?
Cot-padi vandhaachu saar, adhaan!

ARJUN AMMA YANE PALAAR PALAARNU ADIKARAANGA?
Yena paiyan naal arai paal kettaan.

NAMMA TUITION MASTER RADIO MIRCHILA VELA SENJAARO?
Yane appidi solrey?
MATHS LA NOORUKKU BADHILEY 98.3 MARK DHAAN PODRARU.

BRUCE LEE SPOOF PADAM EDUTHAA ADHUKU INNA PERU VEKKALAAM?
Koma-Lee

PICHAIKARANAI PATHI ORU HINDI PADAM PANNA ADHUKKU PERU ENNA VEKKALAAM?
Pasi, Pattini aur Woe.

JOSIYARKKU EPPIDI IVLO KADI JOKES THERINJURUKKU?
Yena avar PUN-jangathey karaichu kudichurukaaru.

YANE RELIGIOUS FANATICS YOSIKKAVEY MAATTENGARAANGA?
Yena Sindhanaiyil SIN irukaam.

BAYANGARAVAADHI GALLUKKU PIDIKADHA FRUIT EDHU?
Sap-POTA.

Blade Pakkiri's Birthday Gift

COOKERKKUM SUDU GAADUKKUM ENNA CONNECTION?

Rendhuthiliyum aavi varum

YANE PAIYAN KATHI KATHI PESARAN?

Yena avan romba sharpu.

UDAIKKA MUDIYATHA KAAL EDHU?

Fevi Kaal

YANE PAIYANUKKU AAVIN-NU PERU VECHEENGA?

Yena avanukku paal vadiyum mugam.

LIFT OPERATORKKU PIDIKAATHA HAIRSTYLE EDHU?

Step Cut

YANE THALAIVAR PADAYATRA-NU KALAMBITTARU?

Johnny Walker adicharu, addhan.

ENGLISH LIYA ROMBA NEELAMANA VARI EDU?

Janavary

BARBER KU PIDICHA VEGETABLE EDU?

Katri kai

FIM STAR ENNA THANNI ADIPAARU?

Natchath RUM

DRIVERODA FAVOURITE DANCE EDHU?

Brake Dance



YANE PAIYAN ROMBA PARAKKARAAN?

Yena he passed with flying colours.

PANAKKARA VYADHI EDHU?

Kasu noi

BRUCE LEE DUPLICATE PERU SOLLU PAARKALAAM?

Po Lee

BRUCE LEE-KKU PIDICHA DRESS EDHU?

Kai Lee

BRUCE LEE KKU VAAL MOLACHA PERU ENNA VAIPANGA?

Va Lee

BRUCE LEE HOTELLA INNA SAPTAARU?

Tha Lee

YANE PONNU TERRACELIYA NIKKARANGA?

Yenna she prefers MALE company.

KARUNANIDHIKKU PIDIKAADHA OORGAI EDHU?

North-unga

DANCE KATHUKKA BEST SEASON EDHU?

Aadi

YANE AVAN JADIYA THARANDUNDERKAAN?

Yena avan romba moody typu.