Saturday, April 29, 2006

Blade Pakkiri Goes Canvassing

HOW MANY TOES DOES A POLITICIAN HAVE DURING ELECTIONS?
11 (including the manifestoe)

"YOU VOTE FOR ME, I'LL GIVE YOU A COLOUR TV," WHAT IS THE TWO WORD TERM FOR SUCH KICKBACKS?
Election Commission

WHICH IS THE ARASIYAL VAADHI'S MOST PREFERRED BREAK FAST ITEM?
Oats.

WHAT'S COMMON TO AN INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE AND A CHIT FUND?
Both lose their deposits.

VAIKO KUDIKKUM BAANAM EDHU?
Bamba Rum

WHY IS MK STALIN CONSIDERED DMK'S BRIGHTEST PROSPECT?
Because he's standing in Thousand Lights.

WHICH FORM OF DEATH DOES DAYANIDHI MARAN PREFER?
”Sethaalum, SUN-stroke la daan naan saavane!”

IF T. RAJENDAR WERE TO ASK SIMBU TO MAKE A MOVIE ON AMMA, WHAT WOULD THE CHIMP CALL IT?
Petti Jaya

MAN-1: AVAR YANE KALYAANA SAAPAADU SAAPDAAMA POITAARU…
MAN-2: Adhuva, avar DMK aalu. Pandhila oru ilai podrathu badhila retta illai pottutaangalaam!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MOBILE POLLING BOOTH?
Walk-ku Chavadi.

Punch Dialogue # 3

Kalaignarukku vote potta aduppu varum.
Ammavukku vote potta kaduppu varum.

Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Adi Kadi # 44

BLADE PAKKIRI KNOWS ONLY 25 ENGLISH ALPHABETS. WHY?
Because he is in the business of Aru Y.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Adi Kadi # 45

BRUCE LEE'S RELATIVE WAS ONE OF THE KEY FIGURES BEHIND THE GREEN REVOLUTION IN INDIA. CAN YOU NAME HIM FOR ME?
Hariyalee.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Adi Kadi # 46

WHICH HINDI FILM SONG WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DOWNFALL OF THE TAMIL MAGAZINE, 'KALKI'?
Chodo Kalki batein. Kalki baat purani...

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Blade Pakkiri Goes To Court

WHICH ITALIAN DISH IS NAMED AFTER AN INDIAN TENNIS PLAYER?
Lasania.

WHY DID THE POLICE CONSIDER ISSUING AN ARREST WARRANT IN THE NAME OF MR. SLAZENGER, IN THE YEAR 1881?
Because he had created a racket.

WHAT’S COMMON TO AN ACCOUNTANT & A TENNIS PLAYER?
Both detest the word ‘Dues’.

WHICH STYLE OF TENNIS DOES SUGREEV HATE?
Serve & Vaali.

WHY DID THE AD AGENCY HIRE A NEAR BANKRUPT BJORN BORG?
Because they heard he was good with baselines.

WHICH VEGETABLE REMINDS THE MALLU OF A LEGENDARY TENNIS PLAYER?
Lentil.

WHICH TENNIS PLAYER WAS VERY QUICK AT SOLVING PROBLEMS?
Maths Wilander.

WHICH TENNIS PLAYER WAS A HUGE HIT WITH BARBERS?
John Newcomb.

WHICH TENNIS PLAYER IS MOST LIKELY TO BE MISTAKEN FOR AN AMNESIAC?
Guy Forget.

LALOO PRASAD YADAV WAS INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN A POLITICAL PROTEST IN PARIS. INSTEAD OF LANDING UP AT THE DEMONSTRATION AREA HE HEADED STRAIGHT TO ROLAND GARROS. WHY?
Because Rabri had told him that the biggest rallies happen there.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Adi Kadi # 47

WHAT IS THE TAMIL WORD FOR A WOMAN PACE BOWLER WITH A SUSPECT ACTION?
Chuckalathi.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Blade Pakkiri Loves Arjun Singh

WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE?
49.5% off.

WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH MUSIC PLAYER?
One with no Fast Forward button.

WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH CAR?
One that travels only in reverse gear.

WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH’S FAVOURITE CITY?
Kota

WHY DOESN’T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY THAKUR FRIENDS?
Because he’s ‘reserved’ by nature.

WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?
So that he could read ‘backwards’.

ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?
For every SC, there should be an ST.

IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?
Choosing the caste.

IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD THE BALCONY BE CALLED?
Backward Class

IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE TIME?
AD, BC & OBC.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Adi Kadi # 48

ARASIYALVAADHIKUM SOODHAATTAKAARANUKKUM ENNA VIDHYAASAM?
Soodhaatakaaran kaasa vaachu seat vaanguvaan, arasiyalvaadhi seata vechu kaasu vaanguvaan!

Monday, April 03, 2006

Adi Kadi # 49

WHICH IS ACTRESS RAMBA'S FAVOURITE MONTH?
Thigh maasam.