A TAMILIAN NAMED RANGA WENT BANANAS AFTER HE WAS SUMMARILY TRANSFERRED FROM CHENNAI TO PALAKKAD. WHAT DO THEY CALL HIM NOW?
Nend Ranga
WHAT IS THE ONE WORD FOR A THINKING TOILET?
Mull-Loo:-)
WHAT IS THE MALLU’S FAVOURITE SPIRIT?
Trivand Rum
WHY WOULD YOU NEVER FIND A TINY BOX IN KERALA?
Because Small Box has been eradicated.
WHICH RAJINI SONG WAS A HUGE HIT IN NAIR KADAIS?
Maya Maya Ellaam Maya. Chaya Chaya Ellam Chaya…
NOT ONE SINGLE MALLU GIRL WANTED TO MARRY INDIAN OPENER CHAUHAN. WHY?
Because he was Chettan Chauhan.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BITCHY MALLU?
Mull-icious
WHY DID THE KERALITE JOIN PHI BETA KAPPA?
Because he thought it was a mallu restaurant.
WHICH TALCUM POWDER IS VERY POPULAR WITH MALLUS?
Kutty-cura
HOW DOES THE CHURCH CLASSIFY KERALA WOMEN?
Nun, Menon & May-not-nun
