Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Raja PJs

WHAT WAS RAJA'S 170,000 CRORE DILEMMA?
2G or not 2G.

WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE DRINK?
Spect-RUM.

WHAT WOULD RAJA DRINK IF HE WERE A TEETOTALLER?
TENDER-Coconut.

IF RAJA WERE A SOCCER PLAYER, WHAT WOULD BE HIS FAVOURITE SHOT?
Kickback

WHY DID THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA DESIGNATE A.RAJA AS A VIP?
Because he has more 'suitcases' than any other minister.

WHICH GARDENING TECHNIQUE IS RAJA GOOD AT?
Graft

WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE SONG?
Give it to me, baby!

WHAT ARE RAJA'S FAVOURITE MOVIES?
Grease and Grease 2.

WHAT'S COMMON TO A PERSONAL COMPUTER AND RAJA'S MINISTRY?
Both are very likely to have corrupt files.