Sunday, July 03, 2005

Blade Pakkiri Resorts To Chemical Warfare

WHAT IS THE PET NAME, ASSIGNED BY EUNUCHS, FOR THE ELEMENT FLUORINE?
Chemical Ali. Because it’s the element number 9.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RETARD IN AN OXYGEN PARLOUR?
Oxy-moron

WHICH IS THE ONLY POLITICAL PARTY THAT MEETS THE BASIC DEMANDS OF CHEMISTS?
Alkali Dal

DAIMLER BENZ PLANS TO MAKE A DREAM CAR FOR CHEMISTS. WHAT DO THEY PLAN TO CALL IT?
Mercedes Benzene

WHAT IS THE ARABIC WORD FOR CHEMIST?
Al-Chemist

WHAT DO YOU CALL THE PROGENY OF A CHEMIST COUPLE?
Test tube babies.

WHAT WOULD BE THE CHEMIST’S REPLY IF YOU SAID, ‘KNOCK KNOCK WHO IS THAT’?
Unleaded Petrol.

WHAT IS COMMON TO A NAXALITE & A CHEMIST?
Both support the Free Radical Movement.

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL:
A HORNY CHEMIST - Hump-Free Davy
AN ANGRY CHEMIST – Robert Boil
A RELIGIOUS CHEMIST – Joseph Priestly

IF OXYGEN WERE A ROCK STAR, WHAT WOULD ITS BAND NAME BE?
Air Supply.