Sunday, March 03, 2013

How do you say 'how do you do'?

At the kennel: Bow do you do?
At the steakhouse: Cow do you do?
At the stock exchange: Dow do you do?
At Guantanamo Bay: POW do you do?
At the Confucius fan room: Tao do you do?
At the Naxalite training camp:Mao do you do?
At the typographer's cafe: Goudy you do?
At the toilet: How do you do-do?
At the bordello: Who do you do?