IF A GUJJU GOLFER WERE TO WRITE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHAT WOULD BE ITS TITLE?
Putt Tale
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GLASSMAKER?
She Shah
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GIRL WHO SEEKS NIRVANA?
Kurt Co Ben
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJARATI BOOTLEGGER?
Daarubhai Ambani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TALL AND THIN GUJARATI?
So-lanky
IF CHO RAMASAMI WERE TO MIGRATE TO GUJARAT, WHAT WOULD HE BE CALLED?
Kemcho Ramasami
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU DANCE LOVING RUSSIAN?
Garbachev
WHICH IS THE GUJJU’S FAVOURITE NUMBER?
Six. Because if you’re a Gujju everything ends with a chhe.
WHICH OUTLAW MOVIE WILL BE A BLOCKBUSTER IN GUJARAT?
Bhuj Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
WHY DID THE GUJJU GIRL CALL OFF HER WEDDING WITH THE TAMIL BOY?
Because she heard he had ordered for a Gujarati thali instead of a mangalsutra.
