IF A GUJJU GOLFER WERE TO WRITE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHAT WOULD BE ITS TITLE?
Putt Tale
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GLASSMAKER?
She Shah
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GIRL WHO SEEKS NIRVANA?
Kurt Co Ben
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJARATI BOOTLEGGER?
Daarubhai Ambani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TALL AND THIN GUJARATI?
So-lanky
IF CHO RAMASAMI WERE TO MIGRATE TO GUJARAT, WHAT WOULD HE BE CALLED?
Kemcho Ramasami
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU DANCE LOVING RUSSIAN?
Garbachev
WHICH IS THE GUJJU’S FAVOURITE NUMBER?
Six. Because if you’re a Gujju everything ends with a chhe.
WHICH OUTLAW MOVIE WILL BE A BLOCKBUSTER IN GUJARAT?
Bhuj Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
WHY DID THE GUJJU GIRL CALL OFF HER WEDDING WITH THE TAMIL BOY?
Because she heard he had ordered for a Gujarati thali instead of a mangalsutra.
8 comments:
Fantastic!!
Am stayin in Gujarat now, so cud relate to the fun all the more!
Awesome Post, Mate!
Are these ur original jokes or copied from somewhere?
IndianArchie
Musings that Amuse
Good ones, read them first time.
chhe you, chhe me ... chhe it forever --that's the way it should be.
Big up your funny self!!
thanks all. indian archie: ouch! what makes you think these are not original?
I remember reading similar jokes in an email fwwd once.
Hahh.. but thank you for posting them! fun read.
Nice Stuff... Here is more...
Q) What did the Gujju mean when he said "Ramesh no dikro STATES ma gayon" ?
A) Ramesh's son failed in statistics...
Q) What did the Gujju say to the singing prostitute?
A) You are going from BED To VERSE.
Q) Why did the gujju think Gandhi was acted by a woman in "GANDHI"?
A) They read Ben (behn) Kingsley did the acting.
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