Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Blade Pakkiri's Kosu Kadis

WHY ARE TAMILIANS PRONE TO GOITRE?
Since they are curd rice freaks, Tamilians have elongated thayir-oid glands.

WHY DO BOMBAY BUS DRIVERS LOVE THE KUNGUMAM ADS?
Because the Kungumam ads keep plugging the line, BEST kanna best.

WHICH IS THE PREFERRED MODE OF TRANSPORT FOR BULLS & BEARS?
‘Share’ Auto

COMMUNISTIKKU PIDICHA GAME EDHU?
Carrom. Yena game la striker illama velaye nadakaadhu.

TAMIL GODS DECIDED TO START A PORTAL FOR THEMSELVES. WHAT DID THEY NAME IT?
e-Ryvan.com

WHICH RAJINI SONG IS VERY POPULAR WITH GOLFERS?
‘Putt-um Padaamaley’

BRUCE LEE’S DISTANT COUSIN IS SAID TO HAVE SETTLED DOWN IN TAMIL NADU AS A JEWELLER. CAN YOU NAME HIM FOR ME?
Chungi Lee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO WORKS IN A PUB?
Cool-Beer Singh

WHICH BIKE IS A HUGE HIT WITH CATS?
Bajaj Eli-minator.

WHY ARE ASHRAMS ALWAYS LUSH GREEN?
Because ashrams are full of seeder-gal.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Blade Pakkiri Returns From Vanvaas

HANUMAN ODA FAVOURITE KADAI EDHU?
Vaal-Mart

RAM, LAKSHMAN, BHARAT & SHATRUGAN DECIDED TO FORM A COMPANY TO MANUFACTURE WEAPONS. WHAT NAME DID THEY CHOOSE FOR THEIR JOINT VENTURE?
Bow-Fours

KNOCK KNOCK.
Who’s that?
RA.
Ra who?
RAHU & KETU.

WHAT THE GODS & DEMI-GODS DRINK
Kauravas – 100 Pipers
Eklavya – Thums Up
Lord Shiva – Shiva’s Regal
Lord Krishna – Kannan Devan Tea
Pandavas – Chota Coke (Kyonki paanch matlab Chota Coke)

THE KAURAVA TV WAS UNABLE TO DO A LIVE TELECAST OF THE DRAUPADI VASTRAHARAN DUE TO LORD KRISHNA’S MAGICAL ABILITY TO JAM THEIR NETWORK. HOW DID DURYODHANA’S CHANNEL HANDLE THIS SNAFU?
By putting out the message – Sari for the break.

HOW DID RAVANA SERENADE SITA, WHEN HE FIRST CAST HIS EYES ON HER?
By singing ‘dus bahaney kar key le gaye dil’.

WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO TAKE A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY?
Duryodhana. He took a Jeevan Bheema policy before his fight-to-the-finish with the pawan putra.

IF HANUMAN HAD WRITTEN THE RAMAYANA, WHAT WOULD HE HAVE CALLED IT?
A Tail of 2 Cities.

IF GAANDHARI HAD MARRIED PANDU, HER OFFSPRINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN COLLECTIVELY CALLED_______________. FILL IN THE BLANK.
Gaandus.

WHO’S THE CRAZIEST GOD IN HINDU MYTHOLOGY?
Nut Raj

Monday, August 08, 2005

Blade Pakkiri Arrested

The cops in Chennai have arrested Blade Pakkiri for being a public nuisance. The buzz is Blade Pakkiri has been sentenced to 30 days of rigorous imprisonment. The news has been greeted with widespread relief. But a quick opinion poll by Gallupyours revealed that the general public is uneasy over the repercussions of this act. They wonder what is in store for them, after this breather. Only time will tell.