Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Blade Pakkiri wages a war against nations

1. AVASARA KUDUKKAI-KU PIDICHA NAADU EDHU?
Urgent-tina.

2. ORU SAAVU GRAAKI POGA VENDIYA NAADU EDHU?
Yemen

3. BISCUIT PIRIYARGAL VIRUMBUM NAADU EDHU?
Monaco

4.THERE ARE ONLY THREE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD THAT GIVE NO RESPECT TO MEN. NAME THEM.
Cana-da, Rwan-da and Grena-da.

5. IF WE QUARANTINE ALL ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES IN AD AGENCIES, WHICH NATION ARE YOU LIKELY TO FORM?
UAE

6. IF STAND UP COMEDIANS WERE TO IMMIGRATE TO ONE COUNTRY, IT WILL BE…?
Siri-ya

7. WHICH IS THE PREFERRED DESTINATION OF MYSTERY NOVELISTS?
Poe-land

8. DEVA, KARUNAAS MADHIRI MAKKAL IRUKKA VENDIYA NAADU EDHU?
Ghana

9. WHICH IS THE ONLY TAM BRAM FRIENDLY NATION IN THE WORLD?
Iyer-land.

10. DRIVING SCHOOLS ELLAAM SERNDHU ORU COUNTRY FORM PANNA, ADHUKKU PEYAR ENNA VEKKALAAM?
L-Salvador

Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Raja PJs

WHAT WAS RAJA'S 170,000 CRORE DILEMMA?
2G or not 2G.

WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE DRINK?
Spect-RUM.

WHAT WOULD RAJA DRINK IF HE WERE A TEETOTALLER?
TENDER-Coconut.

IF RAJA WERE A SOCCER PLAYER, WHAT WOULD BE HIS FAVOURITE SHOT?
Kickback

WHY DID THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA DESIGNATE A.RAJA AS A VIP?
Because he has more 'suitcases' than any other minister.

WHICH GARDENING TECHNIQUE IS RAJA GOOD AT?
Graft

WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE SONG?
Give it to me, baby!

WHAT ARE RAJA'S FAVOURITE MOVIES?
Grease and Grease 2.

WHAT'S COMMON TO A PERSONAL COMPUTER AND RAJA'S MINISTRY?
Both are very likely to have corrupt files.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Adi Kadi # 47

WHY DIDN'T THE DEVOUT MUSLIM BHAI BUY KEROSENE?
Because he heard it's called KrishnOil.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Adi Kadi # 46

WHAT'S THE INSOMNIAC TAMILIAN'S FAVOURITE FOOD?
'Owl' Upma.