Monday, January 30, 2006

Adi Kadi # 13

ANDHRA KARANUKKU PIDIKAADHA TEA EDHU?
Gol-tea.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

Blade Pakkiri's Russian Roulette

WHAT DO YOU CALL A STINKING RUSSIAN?
Yuri Nal

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHO LOVES INDIAN JUNK FOOD?
Dmitri Vadapov

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN CHEF WHO’S INTO SOUTH INDIAN CUISINE?
Ivan Dosamov

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SWEET RUSSIAN LADY IN CHENNAI?
Marina Palgova

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHO IS PERPETUALLY UNDER PRESSURE?
Konstantin Dabov

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CORRUPT RUSSIAN WHO NEEDS KICKBACKS ALL THE TIME?
Boris Paisalov

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHORE?
Tatiana Bajadiuski

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHO INVARIABLY GETS THRASHED?
Maxim Markhov

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN MAFIAMAN?
Vladimir Mobokov

WHICH GRAND MASTER COULD COMFORTABLY PASS HIMSELF OFF AS AN ANDHRAITE?
Gary Kaspa Rao

Monday, January 23, 2006

Blade Pakkiri Turns Blade Pakkilee

WHICH IS BRUCE LEE’S FAVOURITE MUSHY SONG?
Trulee, Madlee, Deeplee.

WHAT DO YOU CALL THE EMPTY HEADED COUSIN OF BRUCE LEE?
Kha Lee

TWO OF BRUCE LEE’S NEPHEWS FELL IN LOVE WITH A MORONIC GIRL. AN ENTERPRISING BOLLYWOOD FILMMAKER MADE A HINDI FLICK ON THIS LOVE TRIANGLE. NAME THE FILM FOR ME.
Ek Fool Do Malee

HOW DOES A BRUCE LEE TOY FEEL?
Cudd Lee

WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S SISTER IN LAW?
Sa Lee

WHICH IS BRUCE LEE’S FAVOURITE TOURIST SPOT?
Ba Lee

WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S RELATIVE WHO BECAME A POET?
PB Shelee

WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S FAT AUNT?
Rollee Pollee

WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S NEICE WHO WAS FAMOUS FOR HER RUNNING NOSE?
Mook Shall Lee

WHAT DO YOU CALL BRUCE LEE’S WIDOW?
Amanga Lee

Friday, January 20, 2006

Kadi Boli # 1

Uttar Pradesh kay kuch gaon mein, aaj bhi, na nal hai, na urinal.