Saturday, August 06, 2011

Blade Pakkiri's Vazhiyals

RAJNIKANT'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Thani Vazhi.

THE JAPANESE FOREX DEALER'S PUNCHLINE: Yen Vazhi Thani Vazhi.

AVOGADRO'S PUNCHLINE: 'N' Vazhi Thani Vazhi.

THE BUDDHIST'S PUNCHLINE: Zen Vazhi Thani Vazhi.

THE TASMAC MAN'S PUNCHLINE: Yen Vazhi Thanni Vazhi.

THE STAND-UP COMEDIAN'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Funny Vazhi.

RAVI SHASTRI'S MOST RECENT PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Sunny Vazhi.

HUGH HEFNER'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Bunny Vazhi.

THE SQUINT GUY'S PUNCHLINE: En Vizhi Thani Vazhi.

THE BRA BURNER'S PUNCHLINE: Penn Vazhi Thani Vazhi.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Blade Pakkiri Takes to the Streets

WHERE DO YOU HEAD WHEN YOU HAVE A SORE THROAT IN CHENNAI?
Halls Road

WHERE DO BEER LOVERS HANG OUT IN CHENNAI?
Miller’s Road

WHICH IS THE BEST PLACE TO PLAY HOLI IN CHENNAI?
Rang-anathan Street

WHICH ROAD DO MONKEYS AVOID IN CHENNAI?
Vaal Tax Road

WHERE DO INVESTORS TAKE SHELTER IN CHENNAI WHEN THEY ARE IN THE GRIP OF A BEAR HUG?
TurnBulls Road

WHERE ARE YOU LIKELY TO FIND MONEY LAUNDERERS IN CHENNAI?
Whites Road

WHICH ROAD CELEBRATES TAX PAYERS IN CHENNAI?
PANtheon Road

WHERE DO MONGRELS LIKE TO LOAF AROUND IN CHENNAI?
RK Mutt Road

WHICH ROAD IN CHENNAI IS ADORED THE MOST BY CARDIAC SURGEONS?
Chennai Bypass Road

WHERE DO BIGAMISTS PREFER TO HOUSE THEIR SPOUSES IN CHENNAI?
The Inner Ring Road & the Outer Ring Road.