Blade Pakkiri Bites Mallus

A TAMILIAN NAMED RANGA WENT BANANAS AFTER HE WAS SUMMARILY TRANSFERRED FROM CHENNAI TO PALAKKAD. WHAT DO THEY CALL HIM NOW?
Nend Ranga

WHAT IS THE ONE WORD FOR A THINKING TOILET?
Mull-Loo:-)

WHAT IS THE MALLU’S FAVOURITE SPIRIT?
Trivand Rum

WHY WOULD YOU NEVER FIND A TINY BOX IN KERALA?
Because Small Box has been eradicated.

WHICH RAJINI SONG WAS A HUGE HIT IN NAIR KADAIS?
Maya Maya Ellaam Maya. Chaya Chaya Ellam Chaya…

NOT ONE SINGLE MALLU GIRL WANTED TO MARRY INDIAN OPENER CHAUHAN. WHY?
Because he was Chettan Chauhan.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BITCHY MALLU?
Mull-icious

WHY DID THE KERALITE JOIN PHI BETA KAPPA?
Because he thought it was a mallu restaurant.

WHICH TALCUM POWDER IS VERY POPULAR WITH MALLUS?
Kutty-cura

HOW DOES THE CHURCH CLASSIFY KERALA WOMEN?
Nun, Menon & May-not-nun

Blade Pakkiri Turns Ugh Lee

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL BRUCE LEE JUNIOR?
Lil Lee

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS STUPID SISTER?
Sil Lee

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS MISTRESS?
Ho Lee

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS BASTARD CHILD?
Fol Lee

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS EVIL NIECE?
Vil Lee

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS ALCOHOLIC FRIEND?
Tul Lee

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS INDIAN SERVANT?
Coo Lee

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS TANTRIC GURU?
Pil Lee

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS ANAEMIC COUSIN?
Ol Lee

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS FLORIST?
Mal Lee

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS PROCRASTINATING TWINS?
Dil Lee & Dal Lee

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS GHOST?
Dead Lee

Blade Pakkiri's Staple Diet

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GREEN TORTOISE IN TAMIL?
Poramai

THE BANGALORE BASED PUB, PEEKO’S, IS PLANNING TO OPEN A BAR IN CHENNAI, EXCLUSIVELY FOR LAWYERS & POLICEMEN. WHAT DO THEY PLAN TO CALL IT?
Ee-Pee-Ko’s

WHO’S THE MOTHER OF ALL PUNNERS IN TAMIL CINEMA?
Pundari Bhai

YANE DA AMERICA LA EDHAVDU SPECIAL ITEM VAANGI KITTU VAADA NA, NEE ORU BAG VANGIRIUKKAY. INDHA BAG INGAYE KIDAIKUMAY…
Illappa, US la American Pai romba famous. Adhaan vaanginane.

UNION MINISTER OF HEALTH, DR. ANBUMANI, YANE IPPO ELLAM PHOTO VEY EDUTHUKARDILLA?
Avar anti-smoking. Adhunaala pugai-padamey venaangaraaru.

ONGA PAIYAN NARIYA PEPSI, COKE ADIPAAN POLA IRUKKEY.
Epidi master kandu pidicheenga?
HISTORY EXAM LA CHOLA DYNASTY KI BADHILA COLA DYNASTY NU EZHUDHARAAN.

BJP IPPO RENDU TYPE. ONNU RSS ODA BJP. INONRU ADVANI ODA BJP. RSS ODA BJP PERU BHARATIYA JANATA PARTY. APPO ADVANI ODA BJP PERU?
Bharatiya Jinnah Party

VATRAADHA AARU EDHU?
Varal aaru

PAIYAN ENNA ELECTRICIANA?
Eppidi photo paarthu kandupicheenga?
IILLAI PAIYAN WATT-A-SATTAMA IRUKAAN, ADHAAN.

WHY DID BLADE PAKKIRI BUY A LOT OF NEW CHAPPALS?
Yena pudhu chappal kadikkumay.

Adi Kadi # 4

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SICK BRUCE LEE?
Noya Lee

Can't Escape From Blade Pakkiri

DRUG ADDICTS ODA FAVOURITE TAMIL SONG ENNA?
Weed varai uravu…

PAIYAN EPPIDI?
Paarka supera irupaan. Nalla weightana education.
WEIGHTANA EDUCATION NA? HARVARDA STANFORDA?
Illai avaru L-Kg, U-Kg typu.

KANAKKU VAADHIYARKU PIDICHA SWEET DISH EDHU?
Paaya-sum

ONGA FRIEND NALLA THANNI ADIPAAR POLA IRUKAY…
Eppidi solra…
THUNI KADAILA POI, SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE KKU BADILLA ORU QUARTER KETRUKKAN!

AAMA, THEATRE KULLA IRUNDHUNDU INNIKI TRANSPORTER STRIKU NU EPPIDI KANDU PIDICHAY?
Yena padathla tempo-vey illaye.

AVM ORU ART GALLERY OPEN PANNA, ADHUKKU PEYAR ENNA VEKKALAAM?
OVM.

HOW CAN BLUETOOTH SOLVE THE HUNGER PROBLEM?
By creating a vayar-less world.

WHICH GHEE DO MALLUS LOVE?
Lun-ghee

JAYANTI NATRAJANUKKU PIDICHA TV SERIAL EDHU?
Chidambara Ragasiyam.

WHO IS THE MOST FUN LOVING HINDU GOD?
Lord Muruga. Because, he has a vel of a time.

Adi Kadi # 3

WHY WILL WOMEN QUEUE UP TO WATCH RAM GOPAL VERMA'S LATEST FLICK?
Because it's titled D.