Blade Pakkiri's Staple Diet

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GREEN TORTOISE IN TAMIL?
Poramai

THE BANGALORE BASED PUB, PEEKO’S, IS PLANNING TO OPEN A BAR IN CHENNAI, EXCLUSIVELY FOR LAWYERS & POLICEMEN. WHAT DO THEY PLAN TO CALL IT?
Ee-Pee-Ko’s

WHO’S THE MOTHER OF ALL PUNNERS IN TAMIL CINEMA?
Pundari Bhai

YANE DA AMERICA LA EDHAVDU SPECIAL ITEM VAANGI KITTU VAADA NA, NEE ORU BAG VANGIRIUKKAY. INDHA BAG INGAYE KIDAIKUMAY…
Illappa, US la American Pai romba famous. Adhaan vaanginane.

UNION MINISTER OF HEALTH, DR. ANBUMANI, YANE IPPO ELLAM PHOTO VEY EDUTHUKARDILLA?
Avar anti-smoking. Adhunaala pugai-padamey venaangaraaru.

ONGA PAIYAN NARIYA PEPSI, COKE ADIPAAN POLA IRUKKEY.
Epidi master kandu pidicheenga?
HISTORY EXAM LA CHOLA DYNASTY KI BADHILA COLA DYNASTY NU EZHUDHARAAN.

BJP IPPO RENDU TYPE. ONNU RSS ODA BJP. INONRU ADVANI ODA BJP. RSS ODA BJP PERU BHARATIYA JANATA PARTY. APPO ADVANI ODA BJP PERU?
Bharatiya Jinnah Party

VATRAADHA AARU EDHU?
Varal aaru

PAIYAN ENNA ELECTRICIANA?
Eppidi photo paarthu kandupicheenga?
IILLAI PAIYAN WATT-A-SATTAMA IRUKAAN, ADHAAN.

WHY DID BLADE PAKKIRI BUY A LOT OF NEW CHAPPALS?
Yena pudhu chappal kadikkumay.