Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Blade Pakkiri Goes To Court

WHICH ITALIAN DISH IS NAMED AFTER AN INDIAN TENNIS PLAYER?
Lasania.

WHY DID THE POLICE CONSIDER ISSUING AN ARREST WARRANT IN THE NAME OF MR. SLAZENGER, IN THE YEAR 1881?
Because he had created a racket.

WHAT’S COMMON TO AN ACCOUNTANT & A TENNIS PLAYER?
Both detest the word ‘Dues’.

WHICH STYLE OF TENNIS DOES SUGREEV HATE?
Serve & Vaali.

WHY DID THE AD AGENCY HIRE A NEAR BANKRUPT BJORN BORG?
Because they heard he was good with baselines.

WHICH VEGETABLE REMINDS THE MALLU OF A LEGENDARY TENNIS PLAYER?
Lentil.

WHICH TENNIS PLAYER WAS VERY QUICK AT SOLVING PROBLEMS?
Maths Wilander.

WHICH TENNIS PLAYER WAS A HUGE HIT WITH BARBERS?
John Newcomb.

WHICH TENNIS PLAYER IS MOST LIKELY TO BE MISTAKEN FOR AN AMNESIAC?
Guy Forget.

LALOO PRASAD YADAV WAS INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN A POLITICAL PROTEST IN PARIS. INSTEAD OF LANDING UP AT THE DEMONSTRATION AREA HE HEADED STRAIGHT TO ROLAND GARROS. WHY?
Because Rabri had told him that the biggest rallies happen there.