Why is Rahul the Raksha Mantri well suited to oversee the navy?
He was always a ‘sea’ grader at Doon School.
Why is Rahul the Raksha Mantri well suited to oversee the army?
He’s played ‘Minesweeper’ since god knows when.
Why is Rahul the Raksha Mantri well suited to oversee the air force?
He’s always surrounded himself with ‘pilots’ – Rajesh Pilot and Sachin Pilot.
How many wars has Rahul the Raksha Mantri seen?
Star Wars Episode 1, Star Wars Episode 2, Star Wars Episode 3, Star Wars Episode 4, Star Wars Episode 5 & Star Wars Episode 6.
Why will Rahul the Raksha Mantri never visit the National Defence Academy?
Arre, being in UPA, how can he even think of entering the NDA!
Why did Rahul the Raksha Mantri disband the Border Security Force?
Because Allan Border has retired, you see!
What did Rahul the Raksha Mantri quip when he was shown the cannon in the defense museum?
“What’s a photo copier doing here?”
What did Rahul the Raksha Mantri order in an Army Canteen?
“One submarine sandwich, please!”
When Rahul the Raksha Mantri met his Pakistani counterpart, what did he brag about?
“We even have an F16 in our key boards!”
What’s common to Rahul the Raksha Mantri and the Beretta 92 gun?
Both are of low caliber.
