WHAT WAS SIGMUND FREUD’S FAVOURITE INDIAN FOOD?
Id-li.
WHO WAS THE FIRST SPLIT PERSONALITY OF INDIA?
Jarasandha. Because Bheema split his body into two.
IF JOHN WOO HAD A TWIN BROTHER, WHAT WOULD BE HIS NAME?
Déjà vu.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MUSLIM WITH A MEMORY PROBLEM?
Amne-shia.
WHY DID THE SHRINK TREAT MRS.MALATHI FOR PHALLIC FIXATION?
Because she named her sons – Rama Lingam, Sundara Lingam & Chocka Lingam.
A TAMILIAN NARCISSIST WENT TO A RESTAURANT. WHAT DID HE ORDER?
Naan.
A MANIC DEPRESSIVE WALKED INTO AN ELECTRICAL STORE IN INDIA. HE ENDED UP BUYING A FAN AFTER TALKING TO THE SALESMAN. WHAT DID HE BUY AND WHY?
A Polar Fan. Because he heard the salesman say: Buy-Polar Fans.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARANOID CHINAMAN?
Bayandhaan Kul Lee.
WHY DID THE BUILDER VISIT THE SHRINK?
Because he had developed a huge complex.
WHAT WOULD BE AN APT NAME FOR A NATION BUILT EXCLUSIVELY FOR PSYCHIATRISTS?
Hallucination.
