Sunday, July 10, 2005

Blade Pakkiri Plays Shrink

WHAT WAS SIGMUND FREUD’S FAVOURITE INDIAN FOOD?
Id-li.

WHO WAS THE FIRST SPLIT PERSONALITY OF INDIA?
Jarasandha. Because Bheema split his body into two.

IF JOHN WOO HAD A TWIN BROTHER, WHAT WOULD BE HIS NAME?
Déjà vu.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MUSLIM WITH A MEMORY PROBLEM?
Amne-shia.

WHY DID THE SHRINK TREAT MRS.MALATHI FOR PHALLIC FIXATION?
Because she named her sons – Rama Lingam, Sundara Lingam & Chocka Lingam.

A TAMILIAN NARCISSIST WENT TO A RESTAURANT. WHAT DID HE ORDER?
Naan.

A MANIC DEPRESSIVE WALKED INTO AN ELECTRICAL STORE IN INDIA. HE ENDED UP BUYING A FAN AFTER TALKING TO THE SALESMAN. WHAT DID HE BUY AND WHY?
A Polar Fan. Because he heard the salesman say: Buy-Polar Fans.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARANOID CHINAMAN?
Bayandhaan Kul Lee.

WHY DID THE BUILDER VISIT THE SHRINK?
Because he had developed a huge complex.

WHAT WOULD BE AN APT NAME FOR A NATION BUILT EXCLUSIVELY FOR PSYCHIATRISTS?
Hallucination.