Saturday, July 16, 2005

Blade Pakkiri’s Tooth For a Tooth

WHICH HINDI SONG IS AN ODE TO A TAMIL DENTIST?
Main pal do pal ka shaayar hoon.

WATCHMAN LOG KYA TOOTHPASTE PASAND KARTEIN HAIN?
Khol Gate.

A DENTURES SALES WOMAN MARRIED A YOUNG MAN FOR HIS BEAUTIFUL TEETH. BUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER MARRIAGE, THE YOUNG MAN DEVELOPED ACUTE TOOTH ACHE. SO HE WENT TO A DENTIST, WHO EASED HIS PAIN BY PULLING OUT HIS TEETH. HIS WIFE WAS AGHAST, AS HE NO LONGER LOOKED PRINCE CHARMING. YET SHE STUCK WITH HIM. WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY?
Pal aanaalum kanavan. Pull aanaalum purushan.

IF GANDHIJI HAD WRITTEN A TREATISE ON DENTISTRY, WHAT WOULD BE ITS TITLE?
My Experiments With Tooth.

A DENTAL CONFERENCE WAS ORGANISED IN CHENNAI. WHAT WAS THE PREFFERED MODE OF TRANSPORT FOR THE DELEGATES?
Pal-lavan Transport.

WHAT IS THE ABRACADABRA EQUIVALENT OF A DENTIST TURNED MAGICIAN?
Chew-Mantrakaali.

WHY DID GEORGE DUBYA BUSH PARTY WHEN HE TURNED 50?
Because the lord almighty blessed him with a Wisdom Tooth.

IF DENTISTS IN TAMILNADU FORM A POLITICAL PARTY, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
Pal Kalai Kazhagam.

ULAGATHILEY MIGA LIGHTANA PAL EDHU?
Kap-pal.

MAN-1: NAME BOARDEY PODALAYE, NAAN DENTIST-NU EPPIDI KANDUPIDICHEENGA?
MAN-2: Kadhavila ‘Push’ sticker badhila ‘Pull’ paartha udaneye guess punitane.

DENTIST YANE EXAM EZHUDA MAATANGA?
Yena they prefer oral examination.