Sunday, June 26, 2005

Blade Pakkiri Bites Mallus

A TAMILIAN NAMED RANGA WENT BANANAS AFTER HE WAS SUMMARILY TRANSFERRED FROM CHENNAI TO PALAKKAD. WHAT DO THEY CALL HIM NOW?
Nend Ranga

WHAT IS THE ONE WORD FOR A THINKING TOILET?
Mull-Loo:-)

WHAT IS THE MALLU’S FAVOURITE SPIRIT?
Trivand Rum

WHY WOULD YOU NEVER FIND A TINY BOX IN KERALA?
Because Small Box has been eradicated.

WHICH RAJINI SONG WAS A HUGE HIT IN NAIR KADAIS?
Maya Maya Ellaam Maya. Chaya Chaya Ellam Chaya…

NOT ONE SINGLE MALLU GIRL WANTED TO MARRY INDIAN OPENER CHAUHAN. WHY?
Because he was Chettan Chauhan.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BITCHY MALLU?
Mull-icious

WHY DID THE KERALITE JOIN PHI BETA KAPPA?
Because he thought it was a mallu restaurant.

WHICH TALCUM POWDER IS VERY POPULAR WITH MALLUS?
Kutty-cura

HOW DOES THE CHURCH CLASSIFY KERALA WOMEN?
Nun, Menon & May-not-nun

3 comments:

√úbermaniam said...

for once, i got more than i didn't. hilarious. doppps.

Maya said...

Here are a few more- old but with some mileage left in them.
What is a mallu genius called?
Pheno- menon
What is a suave mallu called?
Debo- nair
Why did the mallu go to Rome?
To listen to pope music.
Cheers

Danesh said...

"WHICH RAJINI SONG WAS A HUGE HIT IN NAIR KADAIS?
Maya Maya Ellaam Maya. Chaya Chaya Ellam Chaya…"

This is the best!