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TELEPHONE OPERATERKU VARA KUDIYA VYAADHI EDHU?
Call-era.

INSPECTOR YANE PATHIRIKAI AALARA SHOOT PANNI TAARU?
Suda suda seidhi kettaan. Suttu taaru!

LEATHER EXPORTS PATHI ORU PUTHAKAM EZHUDINA ADUKKU PEYAR ENNE VEKKALAAM?
Thole Kappiyam.

YANE LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE-NNU SOLRANGA?
Yena jokela nariya Wit-amin irukku.

ADHO RENDU TOWEL VECHURUKAAREY, AVAR ORU NAI DOCTORA?
Epiddi Kandupidicheenga?
YENA ‘VET’ ONNU THUNDU RENDULLAY!

BANK LOAN COLLECTORKU SEN THAMIZHIL ORU PATTAM SOOTINAAAL ADHU ENNAVAGA IRUKKUM?
Cheque izhutha chemmal.

BARBERKKU PIDICHA CIGARETTE EDHU?
Scissors

DRIVER YANE THOONGI VAZHIYARAARU?
Cot-padi vandhaachu saar, adhaan!

ARJUN AMMA YANE PALAAR PALAARNU ADIKARAANGA?
Yena paiyan naal arai paal kettaan.

NAMMA TUITION MASTER RADIO MIRCHILA VELA SENJAARO?
Yane appidi solrey?
MATHS LA NOORUKKU BADHILEY 98.3 MARK DHAAN PODRARU.

BRUCE LEE SPOOF PADAM EDUTHAA ADHUKU INNA PERU VEKKALAAM?
Koma-Lee

PICHAIKARANAI PATHI ORU HINDI PADAM PANNA ADHUKKU PERU ENNA VEKKALAAM?
Pasi, Pattini aur Woe.

JOSIYARKKU EPPIDI IVLO KADI JOKES THERINJURUKKU?
Yena avar PUN-jangathey karaichu kudichurukaaru.

YANE RELIGIOUS FANATICS YOSIKKAVEY MAATTENGARAANGA?
Yena Sindhanaiyil SIN irukaam.

BAYANGARAVAADHI GALLUKKU PIDIKADHA FRUIT EDHU?
Sap-POTA.