Monday, May 09, 2005

Blade Pakkiri on a Bad Day

WHY ARE TAM BRAMS ALWAYS DIVIDED?
Because they have two walls of separation – the iyerwall and the iyengarwall.

LIPSTICK COMPANYKKUM PATHIRIKAI AASIRIYARUKKUM ENNA CONNECTION?
Rendu perumey nalla idazh venumnu try pannuvanga.

ENNODA CHAT PANRAVAN SARIYANA NAAYA IRUPPAAN POLA IRUKKEY!
Yane appidi solrey?
YANE-NA NAAN SOLRATHUKELLAM LOL LOL-NU REPLY PANRAAN!

WHO IS THE MOST POPULAR MEHTA IN TAMIL NADU?
Maangalyam santhuna mehta

NAATIYAM THERINJA MIRUGAM EDHU?
Aadu

NADIGAI MOON MOON SEN PESARA TAMIZH KARUNANIDHIKKU ROMBA PIDIKKUM. YANE NU SOLLU?
Yane?
YENNA AVANGA PESARA LANGUAGE SEN-TAMIZH!

WHICH IS THE PET CAPITAL OF INDIA?
Chennai. Because the city is full of pets – saidapet, sowcarpet, chetpet…

MOOPANAR YANE ORU DABBA KOODA CHIEF MINISTERA VARALA?
Yena avarukku coat-tie ye pidikaadu.

SOCIAL WORKERSKU PIDICHA TAMIZH PREPARATION ENNA?
Sevai

WHERE IN CHENNAI, WOULD YOU FIND COPYCAT PUNNERS?
Pun-Nakal Park

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