Monday, July 14, 2014

Blade Pakkiri Turns Fishy

FISH IN THE AQUARIUMS BREATHE EASY WHEN THEY ARE WITH WHICH PUNJABI FAMILY?
The Gills

WHY DO FISH THINK KERALA IS A PARADISE?
Because they heard it's 'Cod's own country'.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A NORTH INDIAN FISH THAT EMIGRATED TO CHINA?
Mach Lee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SOUTH INDIAN FISH THAT EMIGRATED TO CHINA?
Nethi Lee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHEERLEADER FISH?
Pom Pomfret

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SCRIBE FISH THAT PENS PROSCRIBED BOOKS?
Salmon Rushdie

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHESS PLAYING FISH?
Carpov

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FISH THAT DECIDED TO DO THE GLOVE WORK FOR ITS CRICKET TEAM?
Wicket Kipper

WHY ARE FISH NEAR CHENNAI SCARED OF VISITING ST. THOMAS MOUNT?
Because they heard it's full of Angler Indians.

SOME FLYING FISH DECIDED TO FLOAT AN AIRLINE. WHAT DID THEY NAME IT?
Finnair

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