IF NAAI IS A DOG, WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHESS PLAYING DOG?
Korchnaai
WHAT'S THE APT NAME FOR A MASSEUR TURNED GRANDMASTER?
Spassky
WHICH CHESS PLAYER WAS ONCE MISTAKEN FOR A PETROLEUM JELLY?
Vaseline Topalov
WHAT IS THE CHESS PLAYER'S FAVOURITE BEVERAGE?
Castle Lager
WHY DID THE CHESS PLAYER NEVER GET A JOB?
Because he never found the opening he was looking for in Monster.com
WHY DID THE JUDGE TAKE TO CHESS LIKE A FISH TO WATER?
Because he heard this is the only game that allowed adjournments.
WHICH IS THE SMARTEST TERRORIST OUTFIT IN THE WORLD?
Lasker-E-Toiba
KERALITES OFTEN ASSUME THAT THIS GUY MUST BE A MALLU GRAND MASTER FROM THE MIDDLE EAST. WHO?
Boris GELFand
THIS CHESS PLAYER'S AUTOBIOGRAPHY WOULD BE A SHORT STORY. WHO?
Nigel Short
WHY DID THE BLONDE REFUSE TO DATE THE GRAND MASTER?
Because he was into stale mates.
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