WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHINESE WHO'S BAD AT MATH?
WHICH INDIAN MUSIC COMPOSER IS POPULAR IN BEIJING?
Yuan Shankar Raja
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHINESE COWARD?
Lee Lee Livered
WHY DID THE CHINESE HACK THE FORTUNE WEBSITE?
They were rummaging it for Fortune Cookies.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SICK CHINESE?
WHY WILL CHINA NEVER WIN A WAR WITH INDIA AGAIN?
They have too many chinks in their armour!
WHICH CHINESE CITY HAS THE MOST NUMBER OF PEEPING TOMS?
WHICH INDIAN KING WAS MISTAKEN FOR AS A NOODLE BY CHINESE TRAVELERS?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHINESE SOUP MAKER IN PONDICHERRY?
Pi Ping Hot
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING CHINESE IN PUNJAB?
IF THE KANNADA CLASSIC 'TABARINA KATHE' WAS REMADE FOR CHINA, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
WHY DID THE CHINESE ASSUME THAT TAMILIANS ARE COMMIES?
Because every home has Dosa Mao, Kadala Mao, Maida Mao and Kolam Mao.