Monday, July 24, 2006

Blade Pakkiri's Vanishing Act

IF TOYS 'R' US WERE TO SACK ALL ITS EMPLOYEES, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
We 'R' Us

AKBAR'S BIOGRAPHY WAS CALLED AKBARNAMA. BABAR'S WAS NAMED BABARNAMA. WHAT WILL BE THE APT TITLE FOR A QUITTER'S MEMOIRS?
Rajinama

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INVISIBLE PUNJABI KUDI?
Missingh

WHAT DID CLARK KENT GET AFTER RETIREMENT?
Super Annuation

NO COMPANY WANTED TO RECRUIT MIDAS AS VP (HR). WHY?
Because every handshake of Midas was a Golden Handshake.

1 comment:

dimbulb said...

Does that mean we don't get any more kadis?