Blade Pakkiri Earns The Iyengar's Ire

IF RICHARD BACH HAD INCLUDED AN ORTHODOX TAM BRAM CHARACTER IN HIS BOOK ‘JONATHAN LIVINGSTONE SEAGULL’, WHAT WOULD HE HAVE NAMED HIM AS?
Shastri Gull

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAM BRAM SPINNER WHO CAN BOWL CHINAMANS & GOOGLIES?
Ambi-dextrous.

IF CHARLOTTE BRONTE HAD WRITTEN A TALE ABOUT A TAM BRAM LADY, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ITS TITLE?
Jane Iyer

A TAM BRAM DAD HATED HIS TWIN CHILDREN. ONE HE NAMED ABISH. WHAT DID HE CALL THE OTHER BOY?
Abish 2

WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF THE TAM BRAM MALE?
Agraha Rum

WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF A TAM BRAM PRIEST?
Goth Rum

WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF THE TAM BRAM FEMALE?
Kanjeeva Rum

WHAT GUM DOES THE TAM BRAM ASTROLOGER LOVE TO CHEW?
Panchang Gum

IF RAHUL DRAVID HAD BEEN AN IYER BOY, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HIS NICKNAME?
Iyerwall

A WHITE SKINNED LADY ADOPTED AN IYENGAR BOY OUT OF CULTURAL CURIOSITY. THEN SHE DUMPED HIM IN NO TIME. WHAT DO YOU CALL SUCH A LADY IN TAM BRAM PARLANCE?
Na Mum

Blade Pakkri Turns Biscuit Bandit

PATAUDIKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Tiger

PAITHIYAKARANUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Krackjack

MUTTAALKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Bekuman's

SPLIT PERSONALITYKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
50-50

AMMAN KOIL ARCHAGARUKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Marie

GAMBLERUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Monaco

CENTRAL MINISTERUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Parle-Ji

DUBAI KARARNUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Gold Biscuit

LEATHER MERCHANTUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Hide & Seek

DAYANIDHI MARANUKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
SUN-Feast

Blade Pakkiri Says Sayonara

WHAT WERE THE TWO THINGS HITLER LIKED ABOUT JAPAN?
Judo & Jujitsu. He thought they were jew-bashing techniques.

WHAT WAS HH MUNRO’S FAVOURITE BIKE?
Kawasaki

WHAT DID PAUL MCCARTNEY SAY AFTER SEEING JOHN LENNON’S GIRL FRIEND?
Yoko Oh No!

SAI BABA HAS A DISTANT COUSIN IN JAPAN. THEY SAY HE’S A 4-FOOTER. CAN YOU GIVE ME HIS NAME?
Bon Sai Baba

WHY DID THE BLONDE WHORE THINK, ALL JAPANESE MEN WERE POLITICIANS?
Because she often heard them say, “I have an election”.

JAPAN KARANUKKU PIDICHA KAAI EDHU?
Akai

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE IN JAPANESE?
Origamy

WHAT DO YOU CALL A JAPANESE IMMIGRANT WHO DABBLES IN PHOTOGRAPHY?
ReFuji

WHICH TAMIL SINGER’S NAME IS UTTERED OFTEN IN JAPANESE RESTAURANTS IN DELHI?
Sushi La

WHY DO SUMO WRESTLERS NEVER WISH TO BECOME PARLIAMENTARIANS?
Because in Japan, the parliament is called the Diet.

Blade Pakkiri's Gujarat Riot

IF A GUJJU GOLFER WERE TO WRITE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHAT WOULD BE ITS TITLE?
Putt Tale

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GLASSMAKER?
She Shah

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GIRL WHO SEEKS NIRVANA?
Kurt Co Ben

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJARATI BOOTLEGGER?
Daarubhai Ambani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TALL AND THIN GUJARATI?
So-lanky

IF CHO RAMASAMI WERE TO MIGRATE TO GUJARAT, WHAT WOULD HE BE CALLED?
Kemcho Ramasami

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU DANCE LOVING RUSSIAN?
Garbachev

WHICH IS THE GUJJU’S FAVOURITE NUMBER?
Six. Because if you’re a Gujju everything ends with a chhe.

WHICH OUTLAW MOVIE WILL BE A BLOCKBUSTER IN GUJARAT?
Bhuj Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

WHY DID THE GUJJU GIRL CALL OFF HER WEDDING WITH THE TAMIL BOY?
Because she heard he had ordered for a Gujarati thali instead of a mangalsutra.