Friday, April 07, 2006

Blade Pakkiri Loves Arjun Singh

WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE?
49.5% off.

WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH MUSIC PLAYER?
One with no Fast Forward button.

WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH CAR?
One that travels only in reverse gear.

WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH’S FAVOURITE CITY?
Kota

WHY DOESN’T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY THAKUR FRIENDS?
Because he’s ‘reserved’ by nature.

WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?
So that he could read ‘backwards’.

ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?
For every SC, there should be an ST.

IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?
Choosing the caste.

IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD THE BALCONY BE CALLED?
Backward Class

IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE TIME?
AD, BC & OBC.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is effing brilliant. If it werent so tragic i'd be laffing my heart out. Hilarious Unantha...pliss to be sending it as open letter in the Hindu:P

Chennai_Rajesh

pradman said...

U hate Arjun Singh don't ya :)

Subramaniam Avinash said...

we love arjun singh. he gives us so much dope to mouth off on. way to go.

NayesAyes said...

This is so kewl..!
Arjun has gone crazy..

Anonymous said...

Arjun singh rocks..........hes the best thing to happen to this nation.........??????????????



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naah jus kidding hes a dumass ....

maybe there should an other-people-who-are-so-dumb-they-gimme-votes-this-way-i'll-be-pm-in-no-time-quota

Anonymous said...

those were some clever pj's- funny read =D

Blogeswari said...

fantastic

Anonymous said...

Lol. Good one. Do we have permission to forward this thru email to friends?

Thanks,

Ishu

anantha said...

thanks all. please go ahead and email. that's the idea.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious!!

Adi Kadi's were too funny!

Anonymous said...

Wonderfully amusing. Keep it up.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely hilarious...For those who are on orkut can check the pic of this community out...http://www.orkut.com/Community.aspx?cmm=11693731

you cannot not laugh at it... it is actually the man Arjun Singh.. supposedly the pic was taken when he was totally nostalgic about some gay shit...

bharat said...

doooood!

Anonymous said...

Too good :))

Anonymous said...

Blade to the the power of infinity!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Arjun Singh is the biggest curse to India after that other SOB (V.P.Singh)! Both these selfish individuals know that this is not going to impact them because they got the advantage of not having reservation during their times and who cares for the new generation now! Regressive, selfish and corrupt leaders like Arjun Singh and VP Singh should be canned in public!

Unknown said...

here some more on arjun singh

If Arjun singh was part of the simpsons family, what would be his name?
Ans : O B Cimpson

Q. What is Arjun Singh's official e-mail ID ?
A. It is ....... arjun@indiabacktobackward.com

Q. If Arjun Singh was the Prime Minister of India, how would he lead our
country ?
A. He would lead the country " Backwards " !

Q. Why was Arjun Singh not selected in the football team ?
A. He kicked the ball " Backwards " into his own goal !

Q. How do you greet Arjun Singh, when you meet him ?
A. By joining your hands ....... " Backwards " !

Q. Why did Arjun Singh learn Arabic ?
A. Because ....... he could read and lead the country " Backward " !

Q. Why does Arjun Singh hate China, Singapore, Japan etc ?
A. Because those countries move ....... " Forward " !

Q. What is Arjun Singh's solution to the traffic problem in our Metro
cities ?
A. To pass a bill, to make all vehicles drive " Backwards " !

Q. How does an idea enter Arjun Singh's brain ?
A. It enters " Backwards " !

Q. Why has Arjun Singh been invited to the Stanford Research Institute
?
A. They wish to find out, why his brain works " Backwards " !!!!