WHICH IS VAIKO’S PREFERRED MODE OF PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION?
‘Kaal’ Taxi
WHY DID MANMOHAN SINGH DENY RAM BILAS PASWAN, THE RAILWAY MINISTRY?
Because Ram Bilas wanted a 42% reservation for Dalits in the Unreserved coaches.
WHAT’S THE NAME OF VEERAMANI’S NEW ADHESIVE FOR OLD PEOPLE?
Dravida Kazha Gum
INSPIRED BY SONIA GANDHI, JACKIE CHAN DECIDED TO ENTER INDIAN POLITICS. WITH HIS NAME & FAME, HE WAS SURE TO GET SOME VOTES. BUT HIS ADVISERS FELT HIS NAME NEEDS AN INDIAN TOUCH. SO WHAT NAME CHANGE DID THEY RECOMMEND?
Jackie Chan-akya.
WHAT DID THE COMMUNIST ORDER IN THE FURNITURE STORE?
Polit Bureau
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE FINANCE MINISTER'S LOO IN PARLIAMENT?
Pee Chidambaram.
WHAT’S COMMON TO THE UPA AGENDA FOR GOVERNANCE AND THE MARCH PAST?
Both go Left, Left, Left, Right, Left…
WHY WAS PH PANDIAN A BIG HIT WITH CHEMISTS?
Because as an assembly speaker he was neither too basic, nor too acidic.
WHICH LIGHT DO THE COMMUNISTS TURN TO WHEN IT’S REALLY DARK?
The Naxalite
IF ONE WERE TO MAKE A MOVIE ON THE BJP NOW, WHAT WOULD BE AN APT TITLE?
Fight Club
1 comment:
Jackie Chan-akya!! good.
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