Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Blade Pakkiri's Kosu Kadis

WHY ARE TAMILIANS PRONE TO GOITRE?
Since they are curd rice freaks, Tamilians have elongated thayir-oid glands.

WHY DO BOMBAY BUS DRIVERS LOVE THE KUNGUMAM ADS?
Because the Kungumam ads keep plugging the line, BEST kanna best.

WHICH IS THE PREFERRED MODE OF TRANSPORT FOR BULLS & BEARS?
‘Share’ Auto

COMMUNISTIKKU PIDICHA GAME EDHU?
Carrom. Yena game la striker illama velaye nadakaadhu.

TAMIL GODS DECIDED TO START A PORTAL FOR THEMSELVES. WHAT DID THEY NAME IT?
e-Ryvan.com

WHICH RAJINI SONG IS VERY POPULAR WITH GOLFERS?
‘Putt-um Padaamaley’

BRUCE LEE’S DISTANT COUSIN IS SAID TO HAVE SETTLED DOWN IN TAMIL NADU AS A JEWELLER. CAN YOU NAME HIM FOR ME?
Chungi Lee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO WORKS IN A PUB?
Cool-Beer Singh

WHICH BIKE IS A HUGE HIT WITH CATS?
Bajaj Eli-minator.

WHY ARE ASHRAMS ALWAYS LUSH GREEN?
Because ashrams are full of seeder-gal.

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