Blade Pakkiri Turns Legal Eagle

IF PAMELA ANDERSON HAD BEEN AN INDIAN CITIZEN, SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN HAULED UP BY THE INCOME TAX DEPARTMENT ON WHAT COUNT?
Disproportionate Assets.

ACTOR JET LI ALWAYS WANTED TO PRACTICE LAW IN INDIA. BUT HE WAS WORRIED THAT HIS NAME MIGHT WORK AGAINST HIM. SO WHAT NAME CHANGE DID HE CONSIDER FOR BEING SUCCESSFUL IN INDIAN COURTS?
Arun Jet Li

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEDIOCRE LAWYER?
Plain Vanillaw

MAN-1: YANE SIR MADRAS HIGH COURT JUDGE ELLAM BAYANGARA GUNDA IRUPANGA POLA IRRUKEY…
MAN-2: Eppidi kandu pidicheenga?
MAN-1: ADHAAN ELLA VAKEELUM JUDGA PAARTHU ‘GANAM’ KOTTAAR AVARGELEY NU SOLVAANGALAAMEY.

WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF A CRIMINAL LAWYER?
Bailee’s

MADURA GARMENTS IS SERIOUSLY TOYING WITH THE IDEA OF HAVING A BRAND EXTENSION TO CATER TO LAWYERS. WHAT’ S THE NAME THEY HAVE IN MIND?
Allan Solly Sorabjee

MAN-1: ANDHA JUDGE ODA NAI YANE NAGARA MAATENGUDHU?
MAN-2: Yena avar daily ‘stay order’ kodupaaraamey!

A SADISTIC JUDGE, WHO WAS HEAVILY INTO TYPOGRAPHY, IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN THE INVENTOR OF THE UPPER CASE. WHY DID HE CREATE THE UPPER CASE?
Because he believed mankind deserved capital punishment.

VAKEEL SAARUKKU PIDICHA COOKING OIL PERU ENNA?
Saffolaw

SANTA SINGH WAS A SUCCESSFUL LAWYER IN DELHI. HE HAD BEEN A TEETOTALER ALL HIS LIFE. THEN ONE FINE DAY HE SIGNED UP WITH ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS. WHY?
Because he discovered he had been a member of the bar for over 15 years.