Friday, May 27, 2005

Blade Pakkiri Out of Form

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMIL MATCH MAKER?
Matri Mani

THONDAR YANE DHARMADI VAANGARAARU?
Pinna, ‘thalaivar ippodhu urai aatruvar’ nu solrathukku badhila ‘thalaivar ippodhu aanurai aatruvar’ nu sollitaan.

HOW DID THE SCHOOL GIRLS REACT AFTER SEEING CHO RAMASWAMY’S SHINING BALD PATE?
“Cho Chweet”

NADIGAI MANORAMA SATTA SABHAI THERDHALIN POZHUDU YANE ODI OLIYURAANGA?
Yena ellorum ‘aachi ya pidichuruvane’ ‘aachi ya pidichuruvanu’ gosham podaraanga.

DO YOU KNOW WHY TAMILIANS DON’T DRINK VODKA?
Because Vodka in Russian means ‘Little Water’. Translated into Tamil that means, Siruneer.

LOOSE MOHAN KU PIDIKADHA WATCH EDHU?
Tight-an

ANDHA TAILOR ORU SANGEETHA PRIYAN. RIGHTA ILLAYA?
Eppidi kandupidichanga saar?
YENA AVAR USE PANRA SEWING MACHINE PERU KOODA ‘SINGER’.

WHICH ANIMAL HAS THE BEST SENSE OF HUMOUR?
Punny

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUISED ANT?
Cut Erumbu

WHICH IS THE SAAPAAT RAMAN'S DREAM CITY?
Thindi-vanam

2 comments:

catcharun said...

chinna raasaave
cut erumbu enna kadikkidhu

aachi and aanurai were tops..

i grew a long beard without blade around

Subramaniam Avinash said...

me, me, me! for once, i got more than three blade jokes!