Blade Pakkiri Climbs The Mount

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO INDIAN DJ?
Recording

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FOUL MOUTHED ANGLO INDIAN?
Scolding

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO OWES PEOPLE MONEY?
Outstanding

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO’S ABOUT TO CROAK?
Fading

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MISCHEIVOUS ANGLO?
Just Kidding

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN OBSESE ANGLO WHO’S TAKEN TO DIETING?
Load Shedding

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO’S A PIECE OF SHIT?
Dingleberry

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO MAKES CHINESE CLOCKS?
Ding Dong

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO DABBLES IN TYPOGRAPHY?
Wing Ding

WHAT IS THE ANGLO’S FAVOURITE SONG?
Chuck Berry’s ‘Ding-a-ling’

Adi Kadi # 13

WHICH FOLK SINGER IS HUGELY POPULAR WITH ORNITHOLOGISTS?
'Paravai' Muniyamma.

Blade Pakkiri's Kutchery

WHICH RAAGA IS A HOT FAVOURITE WITH BEER GUZZLERS?
Kalyani

WHICH RAAGA IS QUITE POPULAR WITH CATS?
Meow Ki Malhaar

WHICH RAAGA WILL THEY PLAY AT RAILWAY STATIONS?
Aa-bogey

FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS WILL LOVE THIS RAAGA. WHICH ONE?
Comboji

NAME THE RAAGA THAT’S DEAR TO VEGETABLE VENDORS.
Keerai-vani

WHICH RAAGA IS LIKELY TO BE A HIT WITH ACCOUNTANTS?
Bill-a-hurry

WHICH RAAG IS BEST FOR PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO A LITTLE CARNATIC MUSIC?
Thodi

JEWS DON’T RELISH THIS RAAGA. WHICH ONE?
Arabi

WHICH RAAGA IS A RAGE WITH SUN TV?
Kalaanidhi

WHICH RAAGA IS ALWAYS ON ASHA BHOSLE’S LIPS?
Panchamam

Blade Pakkiri's Sting Operation

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE IN A QUANDARY?
Maybee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAT BEE?
Chubbee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A COUGHING BEE?
TB

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE BEE?
Barbee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMILIAN BEE?
Thambee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHORT TEMPERED BEE?
Crabbee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A JEWISH BEE?
Rabbee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SOULLESS BEE?
Zombee

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ACTOR BEE?
Big B

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DREAMER BEE?
Wannabee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A COMICAL BEE?
Weatherbee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A WRITER BEE?
HB

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE WITH A SWEET TOOTH?
Jilaybee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE’S FIANCÉ?
Would-bee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE’S SPOUSE?
Bee Bee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE THAT WATCHES HINDI MOVIES OFF AND ON?
Kabee Kabee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE WITH A LONG LIFE?
Lumbee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A NEW BEE IN TOWN?
Ajnabee

NAME THE BEE’S ONLY HOLIDAY.
Milad-un-Nabee

WHAT DO THE BEES LOVE PLAYING?
Frisbee

Adi Kadi # 12

WHO IS THE COOLEST BUSINESSMAN IN TAMIL NADU?
AC Muthiah.

Adi Kadi # 11

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL A 'SHAPELY HIPS BEAUTY CONTEST' IN TAMIL?
Idai Therdhal.