Adi Kadi # 10

WHY IS TAMIL SNACK FOOD BEST SUITED FOR THOSE WHO LOVE DIETING?
Because Tamil snack food is all about consuming Thin Pandangal.

Blade Pakkiri Kills The Bong

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RAMBLING BONG?
Ver Bose

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPORTY BONG?
Adi Das

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WHO’S THE RESERVED TYPE?
Babu More Shy

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WHO’S A GEM OF A SINGER?
Tan Sen

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG-LOVING BONG?
Bow-mick

WHAT DO YOU CALL A NOODLES-LOVING BONG?
Chow-dary

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BILLBOARD-LOVING BONG?
Banner-jee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DUCK-LOVING BONG?
Ganguly

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WHO LOVES TO GO ON STRIKE?
Bandh-o-padhyay

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TALL BONG WHO LOVES DANCING?
Lamba-da

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WITH A SPLIT PERSONALITY?
Dey (as in They)

IF THE PHANTHOM COMIC WERE TO BE MADE AS A BONG MOVIE, WHAT WOULD BE AN APT TITLE?
The Ghosh Who Walks.

IAN FLEMING ONCE HAD ASTORY IDEA ABOUT A QUAINT BENGALI COUPLE WHO NEVER MEET EACH OTHER, BUT STILL KEEP THEIR ROMANCE ALIVE BY EXCHANGING LOVE LETTERS, ALL THEIR LIVES. CAN YOU GIVE ME THE NAME OF THIS SEMINAL BOOK, WHICH NEVER SAW THE LIGHT OF THE DAY?
Chitti Chitti Bong Bong

WHICH BONG HOLDS THE RECORD FOR VISITING THE MOST NUMBER OF PLACES?
Kil Roy. They say, wherever he went, he wrote ‘Kil roy was here’.

BINNY, BEEDI & BITCHY ARE THREE WORDS BONGS ASSOCIATE WITH X. NAME X.
Julius Caesar.

Adi Kadi # 9

WHAT'S THE TAMIL WORD FOR 'LIGHT PAIN'?
Deepa-vali.

Adi Kadi # 8

Broker: Saar oru super jaathagam irukku. Ponnu peru Vibha. Software padichurukka. Nalla kudumbam. Nalla sambalam. Nalla samaippa. Yane, onga paiyan Chaari madhiri nalla kadi jokekum adipa. Paarkalaama?
Father of groom: No. Vanedaam. Vittudunga.
Broker: Yane vanedaamnu solreenga?
Father of groom: Ada poya! Marriage mudinjaatu maatu ponnu peru vibha-chaari nu aiyidum. Enga maanam kappal eri poyidum.