WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHINESE WHO'S BAD AT MATH?
Dim Sum
WHICH INDIAN MUSIC COMPOSER IS POPULAR IN BEIJING?
Yuan Shankar Raja
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHINESE COWARD?
Lee Lee Livered
WHY DID THE CHINESE HACK THE FORTUNE WEBSITE?
They were rummaging it for Fortune Cookies.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SICK CHINESE?
Deng Gu
WHY WILL CHINA NEVER WIN A WAR WITH INDIA AGAIN?
They have too many chinks in their armour!
WHICH CHINESE CITY HAS THE MOST NUMBER OF PEEPING TOMS?
Peeking
WHICH INDIAN KING WAS MISTAKEN FOR AS A NOODLE BY CHINESE TRAVELERS?
Hakka
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHINESE SOUP MAKER IN PONDICHERRY?
Pi Ping Hot
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING CHINESE IN PUNJAB?
Chung Ga
IF THE KANNADA CLASSIC 'TABARINA KATHE' WAS REMADE FOR CHINA, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
Tabarina Cathay
WHY DID THE CHINESE ASSUME THAT TAMILIANS ARE COMMIES?
Because every home has Dosa Mao, Kadala Mao, Maida Mao and Kolam Mao.
Friday, April 26, 2013
Sunday, March 03, 2013
How do you say 'how do you do'?
At the kennel: Bow do you do?
At the steakhouse: Cow do you do?
At the stock exchange: Dow do you do?
At Guantanamo Bay: POW do you do?
At the Confucius fan room: Tao do you do?
At the Naxalite training camp:Mao do you do?
At the typographer's cafe: Goudy you do?
At the toilet: How do you do-do?
At the bordello: Who do you do?
At the steakhouse: Cow do you do?
At the stock exchange: Dow do you do?
At Guantanamo Bay: POW do you do?
At the Confucius fan room: Tao do you do?
At the Naxalite training camp:Mao do you do?
At the typographer's cafe: Goudy you do?
At the toilet: How do you do-do?
At the bordello: Who do you do?
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Rahul the Raksha Mantri Jokes
Why is Rahul the Raksha Mantri well suited to oversee the navy?
He was always a ‘sea’ grader at Doon School.
Why is Rahul the Raksha Mantri well suited to oversee the army?
He’s played ‘Minesweeper’ since god knows when.
Why is Rahul the Raksha Mantri well suited to oversee the air force?
He’s always surrounded himself with ‘pilots’ – Rajesh Pilot and Sachin Pilot.
How many wars has Rahul the Raksha Mantri seen?
Star Wars Episode 1, Star Wars Episode 2, Star Wars Episode 3, Star Wars Episode 4, Star Wars Episode 5 & Star Wars Episode 6.
Why will Rahul the Raksha Mantri never visit the National Defence Academy?
Arre, being in UPA, how can he even think of entering the NDA!
Why did Rahul the Raksha Mantri disband the Border Security Force?
Because Allan Border has retired, you see!
What did Rahul the Raksha Mantri quip when he was shown the cannon in the defense museum?
“What’s a photo copier doing here?”
What did Rahul the Raksha Mantri order in an Army Canteen?
“One submarine sandwich, please!”
When Rahul the Raksha Mantri met his Pakistani counterpart, what did he brag about?
“We even have an F16 in our key boards!”
What’s common to Rahul the Raksha Mantri and the Beretta 92 gun?
Both are of low caliber.
He was always a ‘sea’ grader at Doon School.
Why is Rahul the Raksha Mantri well suited to oversee the army?
He’s played ‘Minesweeper’ since god knows when.
Why is Rahul the Raksha Mantri well suited to oversee the air force?
He’s always surrounded himself with ‘pilots’ – Rajesh Pilot and Sachin Pilot.
How many wars has Rahul the Raksha Mantri seen?
Star Wars Episode 1, Star Wars Episode 2, Star Wars Episode 3, Star Wars Episode 4, Star Wars Episode 5 & Star Wars Episode 6.
Why will Rahul the Raksha Mantri never visit the National Defence Academy?
Arre, being in UPA, how can he even think of entering the NDA!
Why did Rahul the Raksha Mantri disband the Border Security Force?
Because Allan Border has retired, you see!
What did Rahul the Raksha Mantri quip when he was shown the cannon in the defense museum?
“What’s a photo copier doing here?”
What did Rahul the Raksha Mantri order in an Army Canteen?
“One submarine sandwich, please!”
When Rahul the Raksha Mantri met his Pakistani counterpart, what did he brag about?
“We even have an F16 in our key boards!”
What’s common to Rahul the Raksha Mantri and the Beretta 92 gun?
Both are of low caliber.
Saturday, August 06, 2011
Blade Pakkiri's Vazhiyals
RAJNIKANT'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
THE JAPANESE FOREX DEALER'S PUNCHLINE: Yen Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
AVOGADRO'S PUNCHLINE: 'N' Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
THE BUDDHIST'S PUNCHLINE: Zen Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
THE TASMAC MAN'S PUNCHLINE: Yen Vazhi Thanni Vazhi.
THE STAND-UP COMEDIAN'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Funny Vazhi.
RAVI SHASTRI'S MOST RECENT PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Sunny Vazhi.
HUGH HEFNER'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Bunny Vazhi.
THE SQUINT GUY'S PUNCHLINE: En Vizhi Thani Vazhi.
THE BRA BURNER'S PUNCHLINE: Penn Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
THE JAPANESE FOREX DEALER'S PUNCHLINE: Yen Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
AVOGADRO'S PUNCHLINE: 'N' Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
THE BUDDHIST'S PUNCHLINE: Zen Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
THE TASMAC MAN'S PUNCHLINE: Yen Vazhi Thanni Vazhi.
THE STAND-UP COMEDIAN'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Funny Vazhi.
RAVI SHASTRI'S MOST RECENT PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Sunny Vazhi.
HUGH HEFNER'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Bunny Vazhi.
THE SQUINT GUY'S PUNCHLINE: En Vizhi Thani Vazhi.
THE BRA BURNER'S PUNCHLINE: Penn Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
Monday, July 11, 2011
Blade Pakkiri Takes to the Streets
WHERE DO YOU HEAD WHEN YOU HAVE A SORE THROAT IN CHENNAI?
Halls Road
WHERE DO BEER LOVERS HANG OUT IN CHENNAI?
Miller’s Road
WHICH IS THE BEST PLACE TO PLAY HOLI IN CHENNAI?
Rang-anathan Street
WHICH ROAD DO MONKEYS AVOID IN CHENNAI?
Vaal Tax Road
WHERE DO INVESTORS TAKE SHELTER IN CHENNAI WHEN THEY ARE IN THE GRIP OF A BEAR HUG?
TurnBulls Road
WHERE ARE YOU LIKELY TO FIND MONEY LAUNDERERS IN CHENNAI?
Whites Road
WHICH ROAD CELEBRATES TAX PAYERS IN CHENNAI?
PANtheon Road
WHERE DO MONGRELS LIKE TO LOAF AROUND IN CHENNAI?
RK Mutt Road
WHICH ROAD IN CHENNAI IS ADORED THE MOST BY CARDIAC SURGEONS?
Chennai Bypass Road
WHERE DO BIGAMISTS PREFER TO HOUSE THEIR SPOUSES IN CHENNAI?
The Inner Ring Road & the Outer Ring Road.
Halls Road
WHERE DO BEER LOVERS HANG OUT IN CHENNAI?
Miller’s Road
WHICH IS THE BEST PLACE TO PLAY HOLI IN CHENNAI?
Rang-anathan Street
WHICH ROAD DO MONKEYS AVOID IN CHENNAI?
Vaal Tax Road
WHERE DO INVESTORS TAKE SHELTER IN CHENNAI WHEN THEY ARE IN THE GRIP OF A BEAR HUG?
TurnBulls Road
WHERE ARE YOU LIKELY TO FIND MONEY LAUNDERERS IN CHENNAI?
Whites Road
WHICH ROAD CELEBRATES TAX PAYERS IN CHENNAI?
PANtheon Road
WHERE DO MONGRELS LIKE TO LOAF AROUND IN CHENNAI?
RK Mutt Road
WHICH ROAD IN CHENNAI IS ADORED THE MOST BY CARDIAC SURGEONS?
Chennai Bypass Road
WHERE DO BIGAMISTS PREFER TO HOUSE THEIR SPOUSES IN CHENNAI?
The Inner Ring Road & the Outer Ring Road.
Thursday, July 01, 2010
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Blade Pakkiri wages a war against nations
1. AVASARA KUDUKKAI-KU PIDICHA NAADU EDHU?
Urgent-tina.
2. ORU SAAVU GRAAKI POGA VENDIYA NAADU EDHU?
Yemen
3. BISCUIT PIRIYARGAL VIRUMBUM NAADU EDHU?
Monaco
4.THERE ARE ONLY THREE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD THAT GIVE NO RESPECT TO MEN. NAME THEM.
Cana-da, Rwan-da and Grena-da.
5. IF WE QUARANTINE ALL ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES IN AD AGENCIES, WHICH NATION ARE YOU LIKELY TO FORM?
UAE
6. IF STAND UP COMEDIANS WERE TO IMMIGRATE TO ONE COUNTRY, IT WILL BE…?
Siri-ya
7. WHICH IS THE PREFERRED DESTINATION OF MYSTERY NOVELISTS?
Poe-land
8. DEVA, KARUNAAS MADHIRI MAKKAL IRUKKA VENDIYA NAADU EDHU?
Ghana
9. WHICH IS THE ONLY TAM BRAM FRIENDLY NATION IN THE WORLD?
Iyer-land.
10. DRIVING SCHOOLS ELLAAM SERNDHU ORU COUNTRY FORM PANNA, ADHUKKU PEYAR ENNA VEKKALAAM?
L-Salvador
Urgent-tina.
2. ORU SAAVU GRAAKI POGA VENDIYA NAADU EDHU?
Yemen
3. BISCUIT PIRIYARGAL VIRUMBUM NAADU EDHU?
Monaco
4.THERE ARE ONLY THREE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD THAT GIVE NO RESPECT TO MEN. NAME THEM.
Cana-da, Rwan-da and Grena-da.
5. IF WE QUARANTINE ALL ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES IN AD AGENCIES, WHICH NATION ARE YOU LIKELY TO FORM?
UAE
6. IF STAND UP COMEDIANS WERE TO IMMIGRATE TO ONE COUNTRY, IT WILL BE…?
Siri-ya
7. WHICH IS THE PREFERRED DESTINATION OF MYSTERY NOVELISTS?
Poe-land
8. DEVA, KARUNAAS MADHIRI MAKKAL IRUKKA VENDIYA NAADU EDHU?
Ghana
9. WHICH IS THE ONLY TAM BRAM FRIENDLY NATION IN THE WORLD?
Iyer-land.
10. DRIVING SCHOOLS ELLAAM SERNDHU ORU COUNTRY FORM PANNA, ADHUKKU PEYAR ENNA VEKKALAAM?
L-Salvador
Thursday, October 29, 2009
The Raja PJs
WHAT WAS RAJA'S 170,000 CRORE DILEMMA?
2G or not 2G.
WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE DRINK?
Spect-RUM.
WHAT WOULD RAJA DRINK IF HE WERE A TEETOTALLER?
TENDER-Coconut.
IF RAJA WERE A SOCCER PLAYER, WHAT WOULD BE HIS FAVOURITE SHOT?
Kickback
WHY DID THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA DESIGNATE A.RAJA AS A VIP?
Because he has more 'suitcases' than any other minister.
WHICH GARDENING TECHNIQUE IS RAJA GOOD AT?
Graft
WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE SONG?
Give it to me, baby!
WHAT ARE RAJA'S FAVOURITE MOVIES?
Grease and Grease 2.
WHAT'S COMMON TO A PERSONAL COMPUTER AND RAJA'S MINISTRY?
Both are very likely to have corrupt files.
2G or not 2G.
WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE DRINK?
Spect-RUM.
WHAT WOULD RAJA DRINK IF HE WERE A TEETOTALLER?
TENDER-Coconut.
IF RAJA WERE A SOCCER PLAYER, WHAT WOULD BE HIS FAVOURITE SHOT?
Kickback
WHY DID THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA DESIGNATE A.RAJA AS A VIP?
Because he has more 'suitcases' than any other minister.
WHICH GARDENING TECHNIQUE IS RAJA GOOD AT?
Graft
WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE SONG?
Give it to me, baby!
WHAT ARE RAJA'S FAVOURITE MOVIES?
Grease and Grease 2.
WHAT'S COMMON TO A PERSONAL COMPUTER AND RAJA'S MINISTRY?
Both are very likely to have corrupt files.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Adi Kadi # 47
WHY DIDN'T THE DEVOUT MUSLIM BHAI BUY KEROSENE?
Because he heard it's called KrishnOil.
Because he heard it's called KrishnOil.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
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