The Raja PJs

WHAT WAS RAJA'S 170,000 CRORE DILEMMA?
2G or not 2G.

WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE DRINK?
Spect-RUM.

WHAT WOULD RAJA DRINK IF HE WERE A TEETOTALLER?
TENDER-Coconut.

IF RAJA WERE A SOCCER PLAYER, WHAT WOULD BE HIS FAVOURITE SHOT?
Kickback

WHY DID THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA DESIGNATE A.RAJA AS A VIP?
Because he has more 'suitcases' than any other minister.

WHICH GARDENING TECHNIQUE IS RAJA GOOD AT?
Graft

WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE SONG?
Give it to me, baby!

WHAT ARE RAJA'S FAVOURITE MOVIES?
Grease and Grease 2.

WHAT'S COMMON TO A PERSONAL COMPUTER AND RAJA'S MINISTRY?
Both are very likely to have corrupt files.

Adi Kadi # 47

WHY DIDN'T THE DEVOUT MUSLIM BHAI BUY KEROSENE?
Because he heard it's called KrishnOil.

Adi Kadi # 46

WHAT'S THE INSOMNIAC TAMILIAN'S FAVOURITE FOOD?
'Owl' Upma.

Adi Kadi # 45

WHAT DOES THE TAMIL DOG GET HIGH ON?
Stolich-naaya

Adi Kadi # 44

WHY DO INDIAN WOMEN STINK?
Because they are all Naaris :-)

Adi Kadi # 42

WHICH TURTLE IS A SOCIAL OUTCAST?
Theendaamai.

Adi Kadi # 41

WHO'S THE MOST COPYRIGHT-CONSCIOUS SINGER?
TM Sounderrajan.

Adi Kadi # 40

WHICH GRAPHIC DESIGN SOFTWARE IS UNBEATABLE IN CHESS?
Corel Draw.

Blade Pakkiri & Mani Matters

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RITUALISTIC TAMILIAN?
CereMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A STINGY TAMILIAN?
ParsiMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A NASTY TAMILIAN?
AcriMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMILIAN WITNESS?
TestiMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MUSICALLY INCLINED TAMILIAN?
HarMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHEMICALLY INCLINED TAMILIAN?
AntiMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOMINATING TAMILIAN?
HegeMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A HYPOCRITICAL TAMILIAN?
SanctiMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMILIAN DIVORCEE?
AliMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FASHIONABLE TAMILIAN?
ArMani

Blade Pakkiri's Vanishing Act

IF TOYS 'R' US WERE TO SACK ALL ITS EMPLOYEES, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
We 'R' Us

AKBAR'S BIOGRAPHY WAS CALLED AKBARNAMA. BABAR'S WAS NAMED BABARNAMA. WHAT WILL BE THE APT TITLE FOR A QUITTER'S MEMOIRS?
Rajinama

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INVISIBLE PUNJABI KUDI?
Missingh

WHAT DID CLARK KENT GET AFTER RETIREMENT?
Super Annuation

NO COMPANY WANTED TO RECRUIT MIDAS AS VP (HR). WHY?
Because every handshake of Midas was a Golden Handshake.

Adi Kadi # 36

WHAT IS A SIMBU COUNTDOWN?
Nayan, eight, seven, six, five...

Adi Kadi # 37

WHY SHOULD ANBUMANI BE IN THE INDIAN OLYMPIC TEAM?
Because he AIIMS well. And he fires as well.

Adi Kadi # 38

WHY IS CHENNAI NOT CLASSIFIED AS A VEGETARIAN CITY?
Yena Chennaila Eggmore irukku.

Thathuva Kadi # 16

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