Saturday, March 15, 2008

Adi Kadi # 40

WHICH GRAPHIC DESIGN SOFTWARE IS UNBEATABLE IN CHESS?
Corel Draw.

Blade Pakkiri & Mani Matters

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RITUALISTIC TAMILIAN?
CereMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A STINGY TAMILIAN?
ParsiMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A NASTY TAMILIAN?
AcriMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMILIAN WITNESS?
TestiMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MUSICALLY INCLINED TAMILIAN?
HarMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHEMICALLY INCLINED TAMILIAN?
AntiMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOMINATING TAMILIAN?
HegeMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A HYPOCRITICAL TAMILIAN?
SanctiMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMILIAN DIVORCEE?
AliMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FASHIONABLE TAMILIAN?
ArMani

Monday, July 24, 2006

Blade Pakkiri's Vanishing Act

IF TOYS 'R' US WERE TO SACK ALL ITS EMPLOYEES, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
We 'R' Us

AKBAR'S BIOGRAPHY WAS CALLED AKBARNAMA. BABAR'S WAS NAMED BABARNAMA. WHAT WILL BE THE APT TITLE FOR A QUITTER'S MEMOIRS?
Rajinama

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INVISIBLE PUNJABI KUDI?
Missingh

WHAT DID CLARK KENT GET AFTER RETIREMENT?
Super Annuation

NO COMPANY WANTED TO RECRUIT MIDAS AS VP (HR). WHY?
Because every handshake of Midas was a Golden Handshake.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Adi Kadi # 36

WHAT IS A SIMBU COUNTDOWN?
Nayan, eight, seven, six, five...

Adi Kadi # 37

WHY SHOULD ANBUMANI BE IN THE INDIAN OLYMPIC TEAM?
Because he AIIMS well. And he fires as well.

Adi Kadi # 38

WHY IS CHENNAI NOT CLASSIFIED AS A VEGETARIAN CITY?
Yena Chennaila Eggmore irukku.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Thathuva Kadi # 16

Oru ambassador fiatukku maaralaam
Aana oru fiat ambassadorukku maaara mudiyuma?

Thathuva Kadi # 15

Tiruchikku ponaalum, Maduraikku ponaalum,
Madras Eye, Madras Eye dhaan.

Thathuva Kadi # 14

Idlikku chutney
Purushanukku pathini

Thathuva Kadi # 13

Male naata thedi pogalaam
Aana female naata thedi poga mudiyadhu

Thathuva Kadi # 12

Shankar-ra, Shankar aiya nu koopidalaam
Aana David-da, David aiya nu koopidalaama?

Thathuva Kadi # 11

Balla paathu nadungaravan bowledu
Balla paathu nadungaadhavan boldu

Thathuva Kadi # 10

PSBB pasanga dav adikkalaam
Aana DAV pasanga PSBB adikkamudiyadhu

Thathuva Kadi # 9

Fasta pannaaalum, slowa pannaalum
Medhu vada, medhu vada dhaan

Thathuva Kadi # 8

Enna dhaan sweeta irundhaalum sakkara vyaadhi pogaadhu.

Thathuva Kadi # 7

Enna dhaan karuppa irundha kooda
Patchai tamizhan, patchai tamizhan dhaan

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Thathuva Kadi # 6

Doctor patienta irukkalaam.
Aana patient doctora irukka mudiyaadhu.

Thathuva Kadi # 5

Cricket fieldera irundhaa missed call.
Mine fieldera irundha missed kaal.

Thathuva Kadi # 4

Jam potta kooda butterfly, butterfly dhaan.

Thathuva Kadi # 3

Nee enna dhaan Income Tax commissionera irundha kooda unakku worry vilakku kidaiyadhu.