WHAT DID THE TAMIL WALL SAY TO THE HINDI WALL POSTER?
Suvar key bacchey.
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Adi Kadi # 43
MAN-1: MAPPILAI YANE NINNUNDEY THAALI KATRAAR
Man-2: Avar dhaan stand-up comedian aachey...
Man-2: Avar dhaan stand-up comedian aachey...
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Blade Pakkiri's Pharmacy
WHAT MEDICINE WILL YOU GET IF YOU KEEP A CAKE OF RIN DETERGENT IN THE REFRIGERATOR?
Colder Rin
HOW DO YOU PUT DOLLS TO SLEEP?
Give them Barbie-turates.
VAANDHI EDUKAADHA MEEN EDHU?
Avomeen
WHAT DID THE RETARD TAKE FOR KAAKAA VALEE?
Crow-cin.
WHICH MEDICINE IS VERY POPULAR WITH MUSLIMS WHO VISIT MECCA?
Haj-moola
AMONG ALL MEDICINES, WHAT DO NAATU VAIDHYAR’S FIND REALLY YUM?
Kashaayum
WHICH DRUG WAS FORMULATED TO CURE THE CONSTIPATION OF ASTERIX & COMPANY BY DRUID GETAFIX?
Isabo Gaul.
WHICH IS THE MOST TOP-OF-THE-MIND HEALTH BRAND AMONG CANDLE MAKERS?
Wicks
WOMEN IN TAMIL NADU DIDN’T COSY UP TO AN ENERGY DRINK FORMULATION BECAUSE THEY FOUND THE NAME QUITE DISRESPECTFUL. WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
Glucon-D
IF ‘DON’ BECOMES A FLOP, FARHAN AKHTAR IS PLANNING TO SUBJECT THE AUDIENCE TO A SEQUEL. CAN YOU GIVE ME ITS WORKING TITLE?
Saridon
Colder Rin
HOW DO YOU PUT DOLLS TO SLEEP?
Give them Barbie-turates.
VAANDHI EDUKAADHA MEEN EDHU?
Avomeen
WHAT DID THE RETARD TAKE FOR KAAKAA VALEE?
Crow-cin.
WHICH MEDICINE IS VERY POPULAR WITH MUSLIMS WHO VISIT MECCA?
Haj-moola
AMONG ALL MEDICINES, WHAT DO NAATU VAIDHYAR’S FIND REALLY YUM?
Kashaayum
WHICH DRUG WAS FORMULATED TO CURE THE CONSTIPATION OF ASTERIX & COMPANY BY DRUID GETAFIX?
Isabo Gaul.
WHICH IS THE MOST TOP-OF-THE-MIND HEALTH BRAND AMONG CANDLE MAKERS?
Wicks
WOMEN IN TAMIL NADU DIDN’T COSY UP TO AN ENERGY DRINK FORMULATION BECAUSE THEY FOUND THE NAME QUITE DISRESPECTFUL. WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
Glucon-D
IF ‘DON’ BECOMES A FLOP, FARHAN AKHTAR IS PLANNING TO SUBJECT THE AUDIENCE TO A SEQUEL. CAN YOU GIVE ME ITS WORKING TITLE?
Saridon
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Blade Pakkiri Earns The Iyengar's Ire
IF RICHARD BACH HAD INCLUDED AN ORTHODOX TAM BRAM CHARACTER IN HIS BOOK ‘JONATHAN LIVINGSTONE SEAGULL’, WHAT WOULD HE HAVE NAMED HIM AS?
Shastri Gull
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAM BRAM SPINNER WHO CAN BOWL CHINAMANS & GOOGLIES?
Ambi-dextrous.
IF CHARLOTTE BRONTE HAD WRITTEN A TALE ABOUT A TAM BRAM LADY, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ITS TITLE?
Jane Iyer
A TAM BRAM DAD HATED HIS TWIN CHILDREN. ONE HE NAMED ABISH. WHAT DID HE CALL THE OTHER BOY?
Abish 2
WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF THE TAM BRAM MALE?
Agraha Rum
WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF A TAM BRAM PRIEST?
Goth Rum
WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF THE TAM BRAM FEMALE?
Kanjeeva Rum
WHAT GUM DOES THE TAM BRAM ASTROLOGER LOVE TO CHEW?
Panchang Gum
IF RAHUL DRAVID HAD BEEN AN IYER BOY, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HIS NICKNAME?
Iyerwall
A WHITE SKINNED LADY ADOPTED AN IYENGAR BOY OUT OF CULTURAL CURIOSITY. THEN SHE DUMPED HIM IN NO TIME. WHAT DO YOU CALL SUCH A LADY IN TAM BRAM PARLANCE?
Na Mum
Shastri Gull
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAM BRAM SPINNER WHO CAN BOWL CHINAMANS & GOOGLIES?
Ambi-dextrous.
IF CHARLOTTE BRONTE HAD WRITTEN A TALE ABOUT A TAM BRAM LADY, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ITS TITLE?
Jane Iyer
A TAM BRAM DAD HATED HIS TWIN CHILDREN. ONE HE NAMED ABISH. WHAT DID HE CALL THE OTHER BOY?
Abish 2
WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF THE TAM BRAM MALE?
Agraha Rum
WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF A TAM BRAM PRIEST?
Goth Rum
WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF THE TAM BRAM FEMALE?
Kanjeeva Rum
WHAT GUM DOES THE TAM BRAM ASTROLOGER LOVE TO CHEW?
Panchang Gum
IF RAHUL DRAVID HAD BEEN AN IYER BOY, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HIS NICKNAME?
Iyerwall
A WHITE SKINNED LADY ADOPTED AN IYENGAR BOY OUT OF CULTURAL CURIOSITY. THEN SHE DUMPED HIM IN NO TIME. WHAT DO YOU CALL SUCH A LADY IN TAM BRAM PARLANCE?
Na Mum
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Blade Pakkri Turns Biscuit Bandit
PATAUDIKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Tiger
PAITHIYAKARANUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Krackjack
MUTTAALKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Bekuman's
SPLIT PERSONALITYKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
50-50
AMMAN KOIL ARCHAGARUKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Marie
GAMBLERUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Monaco
CENTRAL MINISTERUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Parle-Ji
DUBAI KARARNUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Gold Biscuit
LEATHER MERCHANTUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Hide & Seek
DAYANIDHI MARANUKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
SUN-Feast
Tiger
PAITHIYAKARANUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Krackjack
MUTTAALKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Bekuman's
SPLIT PERSONALITYKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
50-50
AMMAN KOIL ARCHAGARUKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Marie
GAMBLERUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Monaco
CENTRAL MINISTERUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Parle-Ji
DUBAI KARARNUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Gold Biscuit
LEATHER MERCHANTUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Hide & Seek
DAYANIDHI MARANUKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
SUN-Feast
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Blade Pakkiri Says Sayonara
WHAT WERE THE TWO THINGS HITLER LIKED ABOUT JAPAN?
Judo & Jujitsu. He thought they were jew-bashing techniques.
WHAT WAS HH MUNRO’S FAVOURITE BIKE?
Kawasaki
WHAT DID PAUL MCCARTNEY SAY AFTER SEEING JOHN LENNON’S GIRL FRIEND?
Yoko Oh No!
SAI BABA HAS A DISTANT COUSIN IN JAPAN. THEY SAY HE’S A 4-FOOTER. CAN YOU GIVE ME HIS NAME?
Bon Sai Baba
WHY DID THE BLONDE WHORE THINK, ALL JAPANESE MEN WERE POLITICIANS?
Because she often heard them say, “I have an election”.
JAPAN KARANUKKU PIDICHA KAAI EDHU?
Akai
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE IN JAPANESE?
Origamy
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JAPANESE IMMIGRANT WHO DABBLES IN PHOTOGRAPHY?
ReFuji
WHICH TAMIL SINGER’S NAME IS UTTERED OFTEN IN JAPANESE RESTAURANTS IN DELHI?
Sushi La
WHY DO SUMO WRESTLERS NEVER WISH TO BECOME PARLIAMENTARIANS?
Because in Japan, the parliament is called the Diet.
Judo & Jujitsu. He thought they were jew-bashing techniques.
WHAT WAS HH MUNRO’S FAVOURITE BIKE?
Kawasaki
WHAT DID PAUL MCCARTNEY SAY AFTER SEEING JOHN LENNON’S GIRL FRIEND?
Yoko Oh No!
SAI BABA HAS A DISTANT COUSIN IN JAPAN. THEY SAY HE’S A 4-FOOTER. CAN YOU GIVE ME HIS NAME?
Bon Sai Baba
WHY DID THE BLONDE WHORE THINK, ALL JAPANESE MEN WERE POLITICIANS?
Because she often heard them say, “I have an election”.
JAPAN KARANUKKU PIDICHA KAAI EDHU?
Akai
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE IN JAPANESE?
Origamy
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JAPANESE IMMIGRANT WHO DABBLES IN PHOTOGRAPHY?
ReFuji
WHICH TAMIL SINGER’S NAME IS UTTERED OFTEN IN JAPANESE RESTAURANTS IN DELHI?
Sushi La
WHY DO SUMO WRESTLERS NEVER WISH TO BECOME PARLIAMENTARIANS?
Because in Japan, the parliament is called the Diet.
Friday, May 05, 2006
Blade Pakkiri's Gujarat Riot
IF A GUJJU GOLFER WERE TO WRITE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHAT WOULD BE ITS TITLE?
Putt Tale
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GLASSMAKER?
She Shah
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GIRL WHO SEEKS NIRVANA?
Kurt Co Ben
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJARATI BOOTLEGGER?
Daarubhai Ambani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TALL AND THIN GUJARATI?
So-lanky
IF CHO RAMASAMI WERE TO MIGRATE TO GUJARAT, WHAT WOULD HE BE CALLED?
Kemcho Ramasami
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU DANCE LOVING RUSSIAN?
Garbachev
WHICH IS THE GUJJU’S FAVOURITE NUMBER?
Six. Because if you’re a Gujju everything ends with a chhe.
WHICH OUTLAW MOVIE WILL BE A BLOCKBUSTER IN GUJARAT?
Bhuj Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
WHY DID THE GUJJU GIRL CALL OFF HER WEDDING WITH THE TAMIL BOY?
Because she heard he had ordered for a Gujarati thali instead of a mangalsutra.
Putt Tale
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GLASSMAKER?
She Shah
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GIRL WHO SEEKS NIRVANA?
Kurt Co Ben
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJARATI BOOTLEGGER?
Daarubhai Ambani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TALL AND THIN GUJARATI?
So-lanky
IF CHO RAMASAMI WERE TO MIGRATE TO GUJARAT, WHAT WOULD HE BE CALLED?
Kemcho Ramasami
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU DANCE LOVING RUSSIAN?
Garbachev
WHICH IS THE GUJJU’S FAVOURITE NUMBER?
Six. Because if you’re a Gujju everything ends with a chhe.
WHICH OUTLAW MOVIE WILL BE A BLOCKBUSTER IN GUJARAT?
Bhuj Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
WHY DID THE GUJJU GIRL CALL OFF HER WEDDING WITH THE TAMIL BOY?
Because she heard he had ordered for a Gujarati thali instead of a mangalsutra.
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Blade Pakkiri Goes Canvassing
HOW MANY TOES DOES A POLITICIAN HAVE DURING ELECTIONS?
11 (including the manifestoe)
"YOU VOTE FOR ME, I'LL GIVE YOU A COLOUR TV," WHAT IS THE TWO WORD TERM FOR SUCH KICKBACKS?
Election Commission
WHICH IS THE ARASIYAL VAADHI'S MOST PREFERRED BREAK FAST ITEM?
Oats.
WHAT'S COMMON TO AN INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE AND A CHIT FUND?
Both lose their deposits.
VAIKO KUDIKKUM BAANAM EDHU?
Bamba Rum
WHY IS MK STALIN CONSIDERED DMK'S BRIGHTEST PROSPECT?
Because he's standing in Thousand Lights.
WHICH FORM OF DEATH DOES DAYANIDHI MARAN PREFER?
”Sethaalum, SUN-stroke la daan naan saavane!”
IF T. RAJENDAR WERE TO ASK SIMBU TO MAKE A MOVIE ON AMMA, WHAT WOULD THE CHIMP CALL IT?
Petti Jaya
MAN-1: AVAR YANE KALYAANA SAAPAADU SAAPDAAMA POITAARU…
MAN-2: Adhuva, avar DMK aalu. Pandhila oru ilai podrathu badhila retta illai pottutaangalaam!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MOBILE POLLING BOOTH?
Walk-ku Chavadi.
11 (including the manifestoe)
"YOU VOTE FOR ME, I'LL GIVE YOU A COLOUR TV," WHAT IS THE TWO WORD TERM FOR SUCH KICKBACKS?
Election Commission
WHICH IS THE ARASIYAL VAADHI'S MOST PREFERRED BREAK FAST ITEM?
Oats.
WHAT'S COMMON TO AN INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE AND A CHIT FUND?
Both lose their deposits.
VAIKO KUDIKKUM BAANAM EDHU?
Bamba Rum
WHY IS MK STALIN CONSIDERED DMK'S BRIGHTEST PROSPECT?
Because he's standing in Thousand Lights.
WHICH FORM OF DEATH DOES DAYANIDHI MARAN PREFER?
”Sethaalum, SUN-stroke la daan naan saavane!”
IF T. RAJENDAR WERE TO ASK SIMBU TO MAKE A MOVIE ON AMMA, WHAT WOULD THE CHIMP CALL IT?
Petti Jaya
MAN-1: AVAR YANE KALYAANA SAAPAADU SAAPDAAMA POITAARU…
MAN-2: Adhuva, avar DMK aalu. Pandhila oru ilai podrathu badhila retta illai pottutaangalaam!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MOBILE POLLING BOOTH?
Walk-ku Chavadi.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Adi Kadi # 44
BLADE PAKKIRI KNOWS ONLY 25 ENGLISH ALPHABETS. WHY?
Because he is in the business of Aru Y.
Because he is in the business of Aru Y.
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Adi Kadi # 45
BRUCE LEE'S RELATIVE WAS ONE OF THE KEY FIGURES BEHIND THE GREEN REVOLUTION IN INDIA. CAN YOU NAME HIM FOR ME?
Hariyalee.
Hariyalee.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Adi Kadi # 46
WHICH HINDI FILM SONG WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DOWNFALL OF THE TAMIL MAGAZINE, 'KALKI'?
Chodo Kalki batein. Kalki baat purani...
Chodo Kalki batein. Kalki baat purani...
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Blade Pakkiri Goes To Court
WHICH ITALIAN DISH IS NAMED AFTER AN INDIAN TENNIS PLAYER?
Lasania.
WHY DID THE POLICE CONSIDER ISSUING AN ARREST WARRANT IN THE NAME OF MR. SLAZENGER, IN THE YEAR 1881?
Because he had created a racket.
WHAT’S COMMON TO AN ACCOUNTANT & A TENNIS PLAYER?
Both detest the word ‘Dues’.
WHICH STYLE OF TENNIS DOES SUGREEV HATE?
Serve & Vaali.
WHY DID THE AD AGENCY HIRE A NEAR BANKRUPT BJORN BORG?
Because they heard he was good with baselines.
WHICH VEGETABLE REMINDS THE MALLU OF A LEGENDARY TENNIS PLAYER?
Lentil.
WHICH TENNIS PLAYER WAS VERY QUICK AT SOLVING PROBLEMS?
Maths Wilander.
WHICH TENNIS PLAYER WAS A HUGE HIT WITH BARBERS?
John Newcomb.
WHICH TENNIS PLAYER IS MOST LIKELY TO BE MISTAKEN FOR AN AMNESIAC?
Guy Forget.
LALOO PRASAD YADAV WAS INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN A POLITICAL PROTEST IN PARIS. INSTEAD OF LANDING UP AT THE DEMONSTRATION AREA HE HEADED STRAIGHT TO ROLAND GARROS. WHY?
Because Rabri had told him that the biggest rallies happen there.
Lasania.
WHY DID THE POLICE CONSIDER ISSUING AN ARREST WARRANT IN THE NAME OF MR. SLAZENGER, IN THE YEAR 1881?
Because he had created a racket.
WHAT’S COMMON TO AN ACCOUNTANT & A TENNIS PLAYER?
Both detest the word ‘Dues’.
WHICH STYLE OF TENNIS DOES SUGREEV HATE?
Serve & Vaali.
WHY DID THE AD AGENCY HIRE A NEAR BANKRUPT BJORN BORG?
Because they heard he was good with baselines.
WHICH VEGETABLE REMINDS THE MALLU OF A LEGENDARY TENNIS PLAYER?
Lentil.
WHICH TENNIS PLAYER WAS VERY QUICK AT SOLVING PROBLEMS?
Maths Wilander.
WHICH TENNIS PLAYER WAS A HUGE HIT WITH BARBERS?
John Newcomb.
WHICH TENNIS PLAYER IS MOST LIKELY TO BE MISTAKEN FOR AN AMNESIAC?
Guy Forget.
LALOO PRASAD YADAV WAS INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN A POLITICAL PROTEST IN PARIS. INSTEAD OF LANDING UP AT THE DEMONSTRATION AREA HE HEADED STRAIGHT TO ROLAND GARROS. WHY?
Because Rabri had told him that the biggest rallies happen there.
Monday, April 10, 2006
Friday, April 07, 2006
Blade Pakkiri Loves Arjun Singh
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE?
49.5% off.
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH MUSIC PLAYER?
One with no Fast Forward button.
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH CAR?
One that travels only in reverse gear.
WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH’S FAVOURITE CITY?
Kota
WHY DOESN’T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY THAKUR FRIENDS?
Because he’s ‘reserved’ by nature.
WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?
So that he could read ‘backwards’.
ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?
For every SC, there should be an ST.
IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?
Choosing the caste.
IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD THE BALCONY BE CALLED?
Backward Class
IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE TIME?
AD, BC & OBC.
49.5% off.
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH MUSIC PLAYER?
One with no Fast Forward button.
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH CAR?
One that travels only in reverse gear.
WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH’S FAVOURITE CITY?
Kota
WHY DOESN’T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY THAKUR FRIENDS?
Because he’s ‘reserved’ by nature.
WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?
So that he could read ‘backwards’.
ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?
For every SC, there should be an ST.
IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?
Choosing the caste.
IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD THE BALCONY BE CALLED?
Backward Class
IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE TIME?
AD, BC & OBC.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Adi Kadi # 48
ARASIYALVAADHIKUM SOODHAATTAKAARANUKKUM ENNA VIDHYAASAM?
Soodhaatakaaran kaasa vaachu seat vaanguvaan, arasiyalvaadhi seata vechu kaasu vaanguvaan!
Soodhaatakaaran kaasa vaachu seat vaanguvaan, arasiyalvaadhi seata vechu kaasu vaanguvaan!
Monday, April 03, 2006
Thursday, March 23, 2006
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