NORMAL COUPLES PREFER DATING. THE ADVENTUROUS ONES FAVOUR BLIND DATING. WHAT DO ARCHAELOGIST COUPLES FANCY?
Carbon Dating.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A HOPELESS MALLU WHO ALWAYS FINISHES LAST?
Abys-mull.
WHY DID THE SARDARJI BUY AN IRON BOX FROM THE ELECTRICAL STORE?
Because his doctor told him he had iron deficiency.
LUCIANO PAVAROTTI WOULD BE ELECTED THE MAYOR OF THIS CITY WITHOUT ANY DIFFICULTY. WHICH CITY?
Obesity.
NAME THE ANTHEM OF CHESS PLAYERS IN VARANASI.
Khayikae pawn banaras wala…
WHICH KEY DID THE CHOR USE FOR BREAKING INTO A BUNGALOW WITH AN UNBREAKABLE DARWAZA?
Khid-key.
HUSBAND: ENNA KITCHENLA OREY DAMAAL DOMEEL NU SOUNDU?
Wife: ‘Idi’ appam panrane, adhaan!
VEERAMANI: YANE SAAR DRAVIDA KAZHAGAM KU IPPO MADHIPEY ILLA?
Numerologist: Decay nu peyar vecha adu dhaney nadakkum.
WATCHING WHICH KAMAL FLICK COULD BE INIMICAL TO A DOG’S HEALTH?
Tick Tick Tick
WHY SHOULD MASSAGE PARLOURS BE FREELY ALLOWED IN INDIA?
Because India supports the ‘Freedom of Press’.
Monday, September 26, 2005
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Blade Pakkiri's Dance Class
WHAT DO YOU CALL A STUNNING LOOKING DANSEUSE IN TAMIL?
‘Aatam’ Bomb.
BRUCE LEE HAD A DISTANT COUSIN WHO LEARNT BHARATANATYAM. WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
Salangai O Lee.
WHAT’S THE NAME OF SATYAJIT RAY’S NEICE WHO BECAME A RAGE BY PERFORMING IN MANY NIGHT CLUBS IN KOLKATTA?
Caba Ray.
MANOJ NIGHT SHYAMALANUKKU PIDICHA DANCE EDHU?
‘Twist’ Dance.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DANCE TEACHER IN HINDI?
Ghun-guru.
IF SIVAJI GANESAN HAD PLAYED A BALLET DANCER, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN APT TITLE FOR THE MOVIE?
Ballet Pandya.
THE NOW FAMOUS EPANG, OPANG & CHAPANG WERE OFFSPRINGS OF THE LEGENDARY SIKKIMESE BOXER NAMED DAPANG. THIS CELEBRATED PUGILIST HAD A VERY UNIQUE STYLE OF LANDING PUNCHES ON HIS OPPONENTS. WHICH DANCE FORM DID THIS FREESTYLE OF BOXING, INSPIRE?
Dapang Kuthu.
WHICH INDIAN DANCE WAS SO ENCHANTING THAT THE GREEKS WROTE AN EPIC ABOUT IT?
Odissi.
WHICH DANCE FORM IS OFTEN HERALDED BY THE APPEARANCE OF A METRO WATER TANK IN CHENNAI?
The ‘Tap’ Dance.
WHICH BRAND OF ICE CREAMS IS HUGELY POPULAR WITH DANCERS IN VIENNA?
Walls.
‘Aatam’ Bomb.
BRUCE LEE HAD A DISTANT COUSIN WHO LEARNT BHARATANATYAM. WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
Salangai O Lee.
WHAT’S THE NAME OF SATYAJIT RAY’S NEICE WHO BECAME A RAGE BY PERFORMING IN MANY NIGHT CLUBS IN KOLKATTA?
Caba Ray.
MANOJ NIGHT SHYAMALANUKKU PIDICHA DANCE EDHU?
‘Twist’ Dance.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DANCE TEACHER IN HINDI?
Ghun-guru.
IF SIVAJI GANESAN HAD PLAYED A BALLET DANCER, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN APT TITLE FOR THE MOVIE?
Ballet Pandya.
THE NOW FAMOUS EPANG, OPANG & CHAPANG WERE OFFSPRINGS OF THE LEGENDARY SIKKIMESE BOXER NAMED DAPANG. THIS CELEBRATED PUGILIST HAD A VERY UNIQUE STYLE OF LANDING PUNCHES ON HIS OPPONENTS. WHICH DANCE FORM DID THIS FREESTYLE OF BOXING, INSPIRE?
Dapang Kuthu.
WHICH INDIAN DANCE WAS SO ENCHANTING THAT THE GREEKS WROTE AN EPIC ABOUT IT?
Odissi.
WHICH DANCE FORM IS OFTEN HERALDED BY THE APPEARANCE OF A METRO WATER TANK IN CHENNAI?
The ‘Tap’ Dance.
WHICH BRAND OF ICE CREAMS IS HUGELY POPULAR WITH DANCERS IN VIENNA?
Walls.
Saturday, September 10, 2005
Blade Pakkiri's Foray Into Politics
WHICH IS VAIKO’S PREFERRED MODE OF PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION?
‘Kaal’ Taxi
WHY DID MANMOHAN SINGH DENY RAM BILAS PASWAN, THE RAILWAY MINISTRY?
Because Ram Bilas wanted a 42% reservation for Dalits in the Unreserved coaches.
WHAT’S THE NAME OF VEERAMANI’S NEW ADHESIVE FOR OLD PEOPLE?
Dravida Kazha Gum
INSPIRED BY SONIA GANDHI, JACKIE CHAN DECIDED TO ENTER INDIAN POLITICS. WITH HIS NAME & FAME, HE WAS SURE TO GET SOME VOTES. BUT HIS ADVISERS FELT HIS NAME NEEDS AN INDIAN TOUCH. SO WHAT NAME CHANGE DID THEY RECOMMEND?
Jackie Chan-akya.
WHAT DID THE COMMUNIST ORDER IN THE FURNITURE STORE?
Polit Bureau
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE FINANCE MINISTER'S LOO IN PARLIAMENT?
Pee Chidambaram.
WHAT’S COMMON TO THE UPA AGENDA FOR GOVERNANCE AND THE MARCH PAST?
Both go Left, Left, Left, Right, Left…
WHY WAS PH PANDIAN A BIG HIT WITH CHEMISTS?
Because as an assembly speaker he was neither too basic, nor too acidic.
WHICH LIGHT DO THE COMMUNISTS TURN TO WHEN IT’S REALLY DARK?
The Naxalite
IF ONE WERE TO MAKE A MOVIE ON THE BJP NOW, WHAT WOULD BE AN APT TITLE?
Fight Club
‘Kaal’ Taxi
WHY DID MANMOHAN SINGH DENY RAM BILAS PASWAN, THE RAILWAY MINISTRY?
Because Ram Bilas wanted a 42% reservation for Dalits in the Unreserved coaches.
WHAT’S THE NAME OF VEERAMANI’S NEW ADHESIVE FOR OLD PEOPLE?
Dravida Kazha Gum
INSPIRED BY SONIA GANDHI, JACKIE CHAN DECIDED TO ENTER INDIAN POLITICS. WITH HIS NAME & FAME, HE WAS SURE TO GET SOME VOTES. BUT HIS ADVISERS FELT HIS NAME NEEDS AN INDIAN TOUCH. SO WHAT NAME CHANGE DID THEY RECOMMEND?
Jackie Chan-akya.
WHAT DID THE COMMUNIST ORDER IN THE FURNITURE STORE?
Polit Bureau
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE FINANCE MINISTER'S LOO IN PARLIAMENT?
Pee Chidambaram.
WHAT’S COMMON TO THE UPA AGENDA FOR GOVERNANCE AND THE MARCH PAST?
Both go Left, Left, Left, Right, Left…
WHY WAS PH PANDIAN A BIG HIT WITH CHEMISTS?
Because as an assembly speaker he was neither too basic, nor too acidic.
WHICH LIGHT DO THE COMMUNISTS TURN TO WHEN IT’S REALLY DARK?
The Naxalite
IF ONE WERE TO MAKE A MOVIE ON THE BJP NOW, WHAT WOULD BE AN APT TITLE?
Fight Club
Sunday, September 04, 2005
Blade Pakkiri's Veg Kadis
1. WHAT DID THE SENAI KIZHANGU TELL THE SCARED COOK?
‘Yam’ irukka bhayam yane.
2. WHICH IS THE HOTTEST VEGETABLE IN CHENNAI?
‘Katri’ Kaai.
3. WHY DON’T PRESSURE COOKERS WHISTLE IN ANDHRA?
Because in Andhra nadu, a kukka always barks.
4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A TOMATO, WHEN IT REACHES A MARRIAGEABLE AGE?
‘Mana’ Thakkali.
5. WHICH IS THE MOST CUT STONE IN TAMIL NADU?
Vadak-kal. Yena adha ellarum vettu vettunu vettuva.
6. ENDHA POO THANEERIL KARAIYUM?
Up-poo
7. WHICH BAR IS A HUGE HIT WITH TAMILIAN TEETOTALLERS?
Saam-bar
8. WHAT DO YOU CALL A ROTTEN CAN OF BEANS?
Has-Beans.
9. WHICH IS THE DOG’S FAVOURITE VEG SNACK?
Bone-da
10. PUDUSA ORU KAAI TAMIZHAGATHIL VANDHA POZHUDHU, ANDHA KAAIYAI VAANGIYE THEERUVANE ENRU KAMBAR LINE LA NINAARAAM. IDHAN PIRAGU, PEYAR ILLA KAAIYIKKU PEYAR SOOTA PATTADHU. ANDHA KAAIYIN PEYAR ENNAVAGA IRUKKUM?
Queue-Kambar.
‘Yam’ irukka bhayam yane.
2. WHICH IS THE HOTTEST VEGETABLE IN CHENNAI?
‘Katri’ Kaai.
3. WHY DON’T PRESSURE COOKERS WHISTLE IN ANDHRA?
Because in Andhra nadu, a kukka always barks.
4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A TOMATO, WHEN IT REACHES A MARRIAGEABLE AGE?
‘Mana’ Thakkali.
5. WHICH IS THE MOST CUT STONE IN TAMIL NADU?
Vadak-kal. Yena adha ellarum vettu vettunu vettuva.
6. ENDHA POO THANEERIL KARAIYUM?
Up-poo
7. WHICH BAR IS A HUGE HIT WITH TAMILIAN TEETOTALLERS?
Saam-bar
8. WHAT DO YOU CALL A ROTTEN CAN OF BEANS?
Has-Beans.
9. WHICH IS THE DOG’S FAVOURITE VEG SNACK?
Bone-da
10. PUDUSA ORU KAAI TAMIZHAGATHIL VANDHA POZHUDHU, ANDHA KAAIYAI VAANGIYE THEERUVANE ENRU KAMBAR LINE LA NINAARAAM. IDHAN PIRAGU, PEYAR ILLA KAAIYIKKU PEYAR SOOTA PATTADHU. ANDHA KAAIYIN PEYAR ENNAVAGA IRUKKUM?
Queue-Kambar.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Blade Pakkiri's Kosu Kadis
WHY ARE TAMILIANS PRONE TO GOITRE?
Since they are curd rice freaks, Tamilians have elongated thayir-oid glands.
WHY DO BOMBAY BUS DRIVERS LOVE THE KUNGUMAM ADS?
Because the Kungumam ads keep plugging the line, BEST kanna best.
WHICH IS THE PREFERRED MODE OF TRANSPORT FOR BULLS & BEARS?
‘Share’ Auto
COMMUNISTIKKU PIDICHA GAME EDHU?
Carrom. Yena game la striker illama velaye nadakaadhu.
TAMIL GODS DECIDED TO START A PORTAL FOR THEMSELVES. WHAT DID THEY NAME IT?
e-Ryvan.com
WHICH RAJINI SONG IS VERY POPULAR WITH GOLFERS?
‘Putt-um Padaamaley’
BRUCE LEE’S DISTANT COUSIN IS SAID TO HAVE SETTLED DOWN IN TAMIL NADU AS A JEWELLER. CAN YOU NAME HIM FOR ME?
Chungi Lee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO WORKS IN A PUB?
Cool-Beer Singh
WHICH BIKE IS A HUGE HIT WITH CATS?
Bajaj Eli-minator.
WHY ARE ASHRAMS ALWAYS LUSH GREEN?
Because ashrams are full of seeder-gal.
Since they are curd rice freaks, Tamilians have elongated thayir-oid glands.
WHY DO BOMBAY BUS DRIVERS LOVE THE KUNGUMAM ADS?
Because the Kungumam ads keep plugging the line, BEST kanna best.
WHICH IS THE PREFERRED MODE OF TRANSPORT FOR BULLS & BEARS?
‘Share’ Auto
COMMUNISTIKKU PIDICHA GAME EDHU?
Carrom. Yena game la striker illama velaye nadakaadhu.
TAMIL GODS DECIDED TO START A PORTAL FOR THEMSELVES. WHAT DID THEY NAME IT?
e-Ryvan.com
WHICH RAJINI SONG IS VERY POPULAR WITH GOLFERS?
‘Putt-um Padaamaley’
BRUCE LEE’S DISTANT COUSIN IS SAID TO HAVE SETTLED DOWN IN TAMIL NADU AS A JEWELLER. CAN YOU NAME HIM FOR ME?
Chungi Lee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO WORKS IN A PUB?
Cool-Beer Singh
WHICH BIKE IS A HUGE HIT WITH CATS?
Bajaj Eli-minator.
WHY ARE ASHRAMS ALWAYS LUSH GREEN?
Because ashrams are full of seeder-gal.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Blade Pakkiri Returns From Vanvaas
HANUMAN ODA FAVOURITE KADAI EDHU?
Vaal-Mart
RAM, LAKSHMAN, BHARAT & SHATRUGAN DECIDED TO FORM A COMPANY TO MANUFACTURE WEAPONS. WHAT NAME DID THEY CHOOSE FOR THEIR JOINT VENTURE?
Bow-Fours
KNOCK KNOCK.
Who’s that?
RA.
Ra who?
RAHU & KETU.
WHAT THE GODS & DEMI-GODS DRINK
Kauravas – 100 Pipers
Eklavya – Thums Up
Lord Shiva – Shiva’s Regal
Lord Krishna – Kannan Devan Tea
Pandavas – Chota Coke (Kyonki paanch matlab Chota Coke)
THE KAURAVA TV WAS UNABLE TO DO A LIVE TELECAST OF THE DRAUPADI VASTRAHARAN DUE TO LORD KRISHNA’S MAGICAL ABILITY TO JAM THEIR NETWORK. HOW DID DURYODHANA’S CHANNEL HANDLE THIS SNAFU?
By putting out the message – Sari for the break.
HOW DID RAVANA SERENADE SITA, WHEN HE FIRST CAST HIS EYES ON HER?
By singing ‘dus bahaney kar key le gaye dil’.
WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO TAKE A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY?
Duryodhana. He took a Jeevan Bheema policy before his fight-to-the-finish with the pawan putra.
IF HANUMAN HAD WRITTEN THE RAMAYANA, WHAT WOULD HE HAVE CALLED IT?
A Tail of 2 Cities.
IF GAANDHARI HAD MARRIED PANDU, HER OFFSPRINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN COLLECTIVELY CALLED_______________. FILL IN THE BLANK.
Gaandus.
WHO’S THE CRAZIEST GOD IN HINDU MYTHOLOGY?
Nut Raj
Vaal-Mart
RAM, LAKSHMAN, BHARAT & SHATRUGAN DECIDED TO FORM A COMPANY TO MANUFACTURE WEAPONS. WHAT NAME DID THEY CHOOSE FOR THEIR JOINT VENTURE?
Bow-Fours
KNOCK KNOCK.
Who’s that?
RA.
Ra who?
RAHU & KETU.
WHAT THE GODS & DEMI-GODS DRINK
Kauravas – 100 Pipers
Eklavya – Thums Up
Lord Shiva – Shiva’s Regal
Lord Krishna – Kannan Devan Tea
Pandavas – Chota Coke (Kyonki paanch matlab Chota Coke)
THE KAURAVA TV WAS UNABLE TO DO A LIVE TELECAST OF THE DRAUPADI VASTRAHARAN DUE TO LORD KRISHNA’S MAGICAL ABILITY TO JAM THEIR NETWORK. HOW DID DURYODHANA’S CHANNEL HANDLE THIS SNAFU?
By putting out the message – Sari for the break.
HOW DID RAVANA SERENADE SITA, WHEN HE FIRST CAST HIS EYES ON HER?
By singing ‘dus bahaney kar key le gaye dil’.
WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO TAKE A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY?
Duryodhana. He took a Jeevan Bheema policy before his fight-to-the-finish with the pawan putra.
IF HANUMAN HAD WRITTEN THE RAMAYANA, WHAT WOULD HE HAVE CALLED IT?
A Tail of 2 Cities.
IF GAANDHARI HAD MARRIED PANDU, HER OFFSPRINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN COLLECTIVELY CALLED_______________. FILL IN THE BLANK.
Gaandus.
WHO’S THE CRAZIEST GOD IN HINDU MYTHOLOGY?
Nut Raj
Monday, August 08, 2005
Blade Pakkiri Arrested
The cops in Chennai have arrested Blade Pakkiri for being a public nuisance. The buzz is Blade Pakkiri has been sentenced to 30 days of rigorous imprisonment. The news has been greeted with widespread relief. But a quick opinion poll by Gallupyours revealed that the general public is uneasy over the repercussions of this act. They wonder what is in store for them, after this breather. Only time will tell.
Friday, July 29, 2005
Blade Pakkiri Turns Legal Eagle
IF PAMELA ANDERSON HAD BEEN AN INDIAN CITIZEN, SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN HAULED UP BY THE INCOME TAX DEPARTMENT ON WHAT COUNT?
Disproportionate Assets.
ACTOR JET LI ALWAYS WANTED TO PRACTICE LAW IN INDIA. BUT HE WAS WORRIED THAT HIS NAME MIGHT WORK AGAINST HIM. SO WHAT NAME CHANGE DID HE CONSIDER FOR BEING SUCCESSFUL IN INDIAN COURTS?
Arun Jet Li
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEDIOCRE LAWYER?
Plain Vanillaw
MAN-1: YANE SIR MADRAS HIGH COURT JUDGE ELLAM BAYANGARA GUNDA IRUPANGA POLA IRRUKEY…
MAN-2: Eppidi kandu pidicheenga?
MAN-1: ADHAAN ELLA VAKEELUM JUDGA PAARTHU ‘GANAM’ KOTTAAR AVARGELEY NU SOLVAANGALAAMEY.
WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF A CRIMINAL LAWYER?
Bailee’s
MADURA GARMENTS IS SERIOUSLY TOYING WITH THE IDEA OF HAVING A BRAND EXTENSION TO CATER TO LAWYERS. WHAT’ S THE NAME THEY HAVE IN MIND?
Allan Solly Sorabjee
MAN-1: ANDHA JUDGE ODA NAI YANE NAGARA MAATENGUDHU?
MAN-2: Yena avar daily ‘stay order’ kodupaaraamey!
A SADISTIC JUDGE, WHO WAS HEAVILY INTO TYPOGRAPHY, IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN THE INVENTOR OF THE UPPER CASE. WHY DID HE CREATE THE UPPER CASE?
Because he believed mankind deserved capital punishment.
VAKEEL SAARUKKU PIDICHA COOKING OIL PERU ENNA?
Saffolaw
SANTA SINGH WAS A SUCCESSFUL LAWYER IN DELHI. HE HAD BEEN A TEETOTALER ALL HIS LIFE. THEN ONE FINE DAY HE SIGNED UP WITH ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS. WHY?
Because he discovered he had been a member of the bar for over 15 years.
Disproportionate Assets.
ACTOR JET LI ALWAYS WANTED TO PRACTICE LAW IN INDIA. BUT HE WAS WORRIED THAT HIS NAME MIGHT WORK AGAINST HIM. SO WHAT NAME CHANGE DID HE CONSIDER FOR BEING SUCCESSFUL IN INDIAN COURTS?
Arun Jet Li
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEDIOCRE LAWYER?
Plain Vanillaw
MAN-1: YANE SIR MADRAS HIGH COURT JUDGE ELLAM BAYANGARA GUNDA IRUPANGA POLA IRRUKEY…
MAN-2: Eppidi kandu pidicheenga?
MAN-1: ADHAAN ELLA VAKEELUM JUDGA PAARTHU ‘GANAM’ KOTTAAR AVARGELEY NU SOLVAANGALAAMEY.
WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF A CRIMINAL LAWYER?
Bailee’s
MADURA GARMENTS IS SERIOUSLY TOYING WITH THE IDEA OF HAVING A BRAND EXTENSION TO CATER TO LAWYERS. WHAT’ S THE NAME THEY HAVE IN MIND?
Allan Solly Sorabjee
MAN-1: ANDHA JUDGE ODA NAI YANE NAGARA MAATENGUDHU?
MAN-2: Yena avar daily ‘stay order’ kodupaaraamey!
A SADISTIC JUDGE, WHO WAS HEAVILY INTO TYPOGRAPHY, IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE BEEN THE INVENTOR OF THE UPPER CASE. WHY DID HE CREATE THE UPPER CASE?
Because he believed mankind deserved capital punishment.
VAKEEL SAARUKKU PIDICHA COOKING OIL PERU ENNA?
Saffolaw
SANTA SINGH WAS A SUCCESSFUL LAWYER IN DELHI. HE HAD BEEN A TEETOTALER ALL HIS LIFE. THEN ONE FINE DAY HE SIGNED UP WITH ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS. WHY?
Because he discovered he had been a member of the bar for over 15 years.
Sunday, July 24, 2005
Blade Pakkiri's Brush With Painting
WHICH PAINTER’S NAME IS CHANTED ALMOST DAILY IN KERALA?
Claude Monet. His name is taken when mallus say Endha Monay.
ORU VETPAALARKUM PAINTERKUM ULLA OREY THODARBU ENNA?
Rendu peru thozhilummey canvas panradhu dhaney!
IF SAURAV GANGULY WERE A PAINTER, WHICH SCHOOL OF ART WOULD HE BELONG TO?
Dada-ism.
MAN-1: PAIYAN NALLA PAINTER NU SONNEY, ORU PAINTINGUM KAANAMEY?
MAN-2: Sevura paarunga saar, supera white wash panirukaarey.
WHICH ART FORM WAS PIONEERED BY A LAZY MALLU?
Mini-mull-ism
AN INDIAN VILLAIN BROKE INTO THE LOUVRE IN PARIS AND TORE THE MASTERPIECE MONA LISA PAINTING INTO TWO HALVES. HE STOLE ONE HALF AND LEFT BEHIND THE OTHER HALF WITH A SMALL NOTE. WHO WAS THE VILLAIN? AND WHAT DID HIS NOTE SAY?
‘Saara-sheher-mujhe-loin-ke-naam-se-jaanta-hai’ Ajit. His note said: Lisa aapka sona, aure mere liye Mona.
MAN-1: AVAR PAL YANE MANJALLA IRUKKU?
MAN-2: Adhaa, brushla tooth paste-ku badhila paint potutaru.
WHICH OLYMPIAN ATHLETE WAS A SURREALIST AT HEART?
The decathlon champ, Dali Thompson.
MANY TAMILIAN FANS HAD THIS IMPRESSION THAT THE GREAT PAINTER LEONARDO WAS QUITE EFFEMINATE. SO WHAT DID HE DO TO DISPEL HIS NOTION?
He put a da in his name and came to be known as Leonardo da Vinci.
THERE IS A THEORY THAT VINCENT VAN GOGH WAS A TAMILIAN. WHICH FAMOUS EPISODE IS CITED AS PROOF FOR THIS THEORY?
One night, it seems, the moody Van Gogh had a session with a telugu whore. He was so happy that he wanted to do it again and again. The lady was extremely tired. So she declined his offer by saying ‘kaadhu’ in her language, which means NO. Van Gogh being a tamilian, thought she was asking for his ‘kaadhu’, so he chopped his ear and gave it to her. The rest is history.
Claude Monet. His name is taken when mallus say Endha Monay.
ORU VETPAALARKUM PAINTERKUM ULLA OREY THODARBU ENNA?
Rendu peru thozhilummey canvas panradhu dhaney!
IF SAURAV GANGULY WERE A PAINTER, WHICH SCHOOL OF ART WOULD HE BELONG TO?
Dada-ism.
MAN-1: PAIYAN NALLA PAINTER NU SONNEY, ORU PAINTINGUM KAANAMEY?
MAN-2: Sevura paarunga saar, supera white wash panirukaarey.
WHICH ART FORM WAS PIONEERED BY A LAZY MALLU?
Mini-mull-ism
AN INDIAN VILLAIN BROKE INTO THE LOUVRE IN PARIS AND TORE THE MASTERPIECE MONA LISA PAINTING INTO TWO HALVES. HE STOLE ONE HALF AND LEFT BEHIND THE OTHER HALF WITH A SMALL NOTE. WHO WAS THE VILLAIN? AND WHAT DID HIS NOTE SAY?
‘Saara-sheher-mujhe-loin-ke-naam-se-jaanta-hai’ Ajit. His note said: Lisa aapka sona, aure mere liye Mona.
MAN-1: AVAR PAL YANE MANJALLA IRUKKU?
MAN-2: Adhaa, brushla tooth paste-ku badhila paint potutaru.
WHICH OLYMPIAN ATHLETE WAS A SURREALIST AT HEART?
The decathlon champ, Dali Thompson.
MANY TAMILIAN FANS HAD THIS IMPRESSION THAT THE GREAT PAINTER LEONARDO WAS QUITE EFFEMINATE. SO WHAT DID HE DO TO DISPEL HIS NOTION?
He put a da in his name and came to be known as Leonardo da Vinci.
THERE IS A THEORY THAT VINCENT VAN GOGH WAS A TAMILIAN. WHICH FAMOUS EPISODE IS CITED AS PROOF FOR THIS THEORY?
One night, it seems, the moody Van Gogh had a session with a telugu whore. He was so happy that he wanted to do it again and again. The lady was extremely tired. So she declined his offer by saying ‘kaadhu’ in her language, which means NO. Van Gogh being a tamilian, thought she was asking for his ‘kaadhu’, so he chopped his ear and gave it to her. The rest is history.
Saturday, July 16, 2005
Blade Pakkiri’s Tooth For a Tooth
WHICH HINDI SONG IS AN ODE TO A TAMIL DENTIST?
Main pal do pal ka shaayar hoon.
WATCHMAN LOG KYA TOOTHPASTE PASAND KARTEIN HAIN?
Khol Gate.
A DENTURES SALES WOMAN MARRIED A YOUNG MAN FOR HIS BEAUTIFUL TEETH. BUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER MARRIAGE, THE YOUNG MAN DEVELOPED ACUTE TOOTH ACHE. SO HE WENT TO A DENTIST, WHO EASED HIS PAIN BY PULLING OUT HIS TEETH. HIS WIFE WAS AGHAST, AS HE NO LONGER LOOKED PRINCE CHARMING. YET SHE STUCK WITH HIM. WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY?
Pal aanaalum kanavan. Pull aanaalum purushan.
IF GANDHIJI HAD WRITTEN A TREATISE ON DENTISTRY, WHAT WOULD BE ITS TITLE?
My Experiments With Tooth.
A DENTAL CONFERENCE WAS ORGANISED IN CHENNAI. WHAT WAS THE PREFFERED MODE OF TRANSPORT FOR THE DELEGATES?
Pal-lavan Transport.
WHAT IS THE ABRACADABRA EQUIVALENT OF A DENTIST TURNED MAGICIAN?
Chew-Mantrakaali.
WHY DID GEORGE DUBYA BUSH PARTY WHEN HE TURNED 50?
Because the lord almighty blessed him with a Wisdom Tooth.
IF DENTISTS IN TAMILNADU FORM A POLITICAL PARTY, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
Pal Kalai Kazhagam.
ULAGATHILEY MIGA LIGHTANA PAL EDHU?
Kap-pal.
MAN-1: NAME BOARDEY PODALAYE, NAAN DENTIST-NU EPPIDI KANDUPIDICHEENGA?
MAN-2: Kadhavila ‘Push’ sticker badhila ‘Pull’ paartha udaneye guess punitane.
DENTIST YANE EXAM EZHUDA MAATANGA?
Yena they prefer oral examination.
Main pal do pal ka shaayar hoon.
WATCHMAN LOG KYA TOOTHPASTE PASAND KARTEIN HAIN?
Khol Gate.
A DENTURES SALES WOMAN MARRIED A YOUNG MAN FOR HIS BEAUTIFUL TEETH. BUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER MARRIAGE, THE YOUNG MAN DEVELOPED ACUTE TOOTH ACHE. SO HE WENT TO A DENTIST, WHO EASED HIS PAIN BY PULLING OUT HIS TEETH. HIS WIFE WAS AGHAST, AS HE NO LONGER LOOKED PRINCE CHARMING. YET SHE STUCK WITH HIM. WHAT IS THE MORAL OF THIS STORY?
Pal aanaalum kanavan. Pull aanaalum purushan.
IF GANDHIJI HAD WRITTEN A TREATISE ON DENTISTRY, WHAT WOULD BE ITS TITLE?
My Experiments With Tooth.
A DENTAL CONFERENCE WAS ORGANISED IN CHENNAI. WHAT WAS THE PREFFERED MODE OF TRANSPORT FOR THE DELEGATES?
Pal-lavan Transport.
WHAT IS THE ABRACADABRA EQUIVALENT OF A DENTIST TURNED MAGICIAN?
Chew-Mantrakaali.
WHY DID GEORGE DUBYA BUSH PARTY WHEN HE TURNED 50?
Because the lord almighty blessed him with a Wisdom Tooth.
IF DENTISTS IN TAMILNADU FORM A POLITICAL PARTY, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
Pal Kalai Kazhagam.
ULAGATHILEY MIGA LIGHTANA PAL EDHU?
Kap-pal.
MAN-1: NAME BOARDEY PODALAYE, NAAN DENTIST-NU EPPIDI KANDUPIDICHEENGA?
MAN-2: Kadhavila ‘Push’ sticker badhila ‘Pull’ paartha udaneye guess punitane.
DENTIST YANE EXAM EZHUDA MAATANGA?
Yena they prefer oral examination.
Sunday, July 10, 2005
Blade Pakkiri Plays Shrink
WHAT WAS SIGMUND FREUD’S FAVOURITE INDIAN FOOD?
Id-li.
WHO WAS THE FIRST SPLIT PERSONALITY OF INDIA?
Jarasandha. Because Bheema split his body into two.
IF JOHN WOO HAD A TWIN BROTHER, WHAT WOULD BE HIS NAME?
Déjà vu.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MUSLIM WITH A MEMORY PROBLEM?
Amne-shia.
WHY DID THE SHRINK TREAT MRS.MALATHI FOR PHALLIC FIXATION?
Because she named her sons – Rama Lingam, Sundara Lingam & Chocka Lingam.
A TAMILIAN NARCISSIST WENT TO A RESTAURANT. WHAT DID HE ORDER?
Naan.
A MANIC DEPRESSIVE WALKED INTO AN ELECTRICAL STORE IN INDIA. HE ENDED UP BUYING A FAN AFTER TALKING TO THE SALESMAN. WHAT DID HE BUY AND WHY?
A Polar Fan. Because he heard the salesman say: Buy-Polar Fans.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARANOID CHINAMAN?
Bayandhaan Kul Lee.
WHY DID THE BUILDER VISIT THE SHRINK?
Because he had developed a huge complex.
WHAT WOULD BE AN APT NAME FOR A NATION BUILT EXCLUSIVELY FOR PSYCHIATRISTS?
Hallucination.
Id-li.
WHO WAS THE FIRST SPLIT PERSONALITY OF INDIA?
Jarasandha. Because Bheema split his body into two.
IF JOHN WOO HAD A TWIN BROTHER, WHAT WOULD BE HIS NAME?
Déjà vu.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MUSLIM WITH A MEMORY PROBLEM?
Amne-shia.
WHY DID THE SHRINK TREAT MRS.MALATHI FOR PHALLIC FIXATION?
Because she named her sons – Rama Lingam, Sundara Lingam & Chocka Lingam.
A TAMILIAN NARCISSIST WENT TO A RESTAURANT. WHAT DID HE ORDER?
Naan.
A MANIC DEPRESSIVE WALKED INTO AN ELECTRICAL STORE IN INDIA. HE ENDED UP BUYING A FAN AFTER TALKING TO THE SALESMAN. WHAT DID HE BUY AND WHY?
A Polar Fan. Because he heard the salesman say: Buy-Polar Fans.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PARANOID CHINAMAN?
Bayandhaan Kul Lee.
WHY DID THE BUILDER VISIT THE SHRINK?
Because he had developed a huge complex.
WHAT WOULD BE AN APT NAME FOR A NATION BUILT EXCLUSIVELY FOR PSYCHIATRISTS?
Hallucination.
Sunday, July 03, 2005
Blade Pakkiri Resorts To Chemical Warfare
WHAT IS THE PET NAME, ASSIGNED BY EUNUCHS, FOR THE ELEMENT FLUORINE?
Chemical Ali. Because it’s the element number 9.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RETARD IN AN OXYGEN PARLOUR?
Oxy-moron
WHICH IS THE ONLY POLITICAL PARTY THAT MEETS THE BASIC DEMANDS OF CHEMISTS?
Alkali Dal
DAIMLER BENZ PLANS TO MAKE A DREAM CAR FOR CHEMISTS. WHAT DO THEY PLAN TO CALL IT?
Mercedes Benzene
WHAT IS THE ARABIC WORD FOR CHEMIST?
Al-Chemist
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE PROGENY OF A CHEMIST COUPLE?
Test tube babies.
WHAT WOULD BE THE CHEMIST’S REPLY IF YOU SAID, ‘KNOCK KNOCK WHO IS THAT’?
Unleaded Petrol.
WHAT IS COMMON TO A NAXALITE & A CHEMIST?
Both support the Free Radical Movement.
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL:
A HORNY CHEMIST - Hump-Free Davy
AN ANGRY CHEMIST – Robert Boil
A RELIGIOUS CHEMIST – Joseph Priestly
IF OXYGEN WERE A ROCK STAR, WHAT WOULD ITS BAND NAME BE?
Air Supply.
Chemical Ali. Because it’s the element number 9.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RETARD IN AN OXYGEN PARLOUR?
Oxy-moron
WHICH IS THE ONLY POLITICAL PARTY THAT MEETS THE BASIC DEMANDS OF CHEMISTS?
Alkali Dal
DAIMLER BENZ PLANS TO MAKE A DREAM CAR FOR CHEMISTS. WHAT DO THEY PLAN TO CALL IT?
Mercedes Benzene
WHAT IS THE ARABIC WORD FOR CHEMIST?
Al-Chemist
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE PROGENY OF A CHEMIST COUPLE?
Test tube babies.
WHAT WOULD BE THE CHEMIST’S REPLY IF YOU SAID, ‘KNOCK KNOCK WHO IS THAT’?
Unleaded Petrol.
WHAT IS COMMON TO A NAXALITE & A CHEMIST?
Both support the Free Radical Movement.
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL:
A HORNY CHEMIST - Hump-Free Davy
AN ANGRY CHEMIST – Robert Boil
A RELIGIOUS CHEMIST – Joseph Priestly
IF OXYGEN WERE A ROCK STAR, WHAT WOULD ITS BAND NAME BE?
Air Supply.
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Blade Pakkiri Bites Mallus
A TAMILIAN NAMED RANGA WENT BANANAS AFTER HE WAS SUMMARILY TRANSFERRED FROM CHENNAI TO PALAKKAD. WHAT DO THEY CALL HIM NOW?
Nend Ranga
WHAT IS THE ONE WORD FOR A THINKING TOILET?
Mull-Loo:-)
WHAT IS THE MALLU’S FAVOURITE SPIRIT?
Trivand Rum
WHY WOULD YOU NEVER FIND A TINY BOX IN KERALA?
Because Small Box has been eradicated.
WHICH RAJINI SONG WAS A HUGE HIT IN NAIR KADAIS?
Maya Maya Ellaam Maya. Chaya Chaya Ellam Chaya…
NOT ONE SINGLE MALLU GIRL WANTED TO MARRY INDIAN OPENER CHAUHAN. WHY?
Because he was Chettan Chauhan.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BITCHY MALLU?
Mull-icious
WHY DID THE KERALITE JOIN PHI BETA KAPPA?
Because he thought it was a mallu restaurant.
WHICH TALCUM POWDER IS VERY POPULAR WITH MALLUS?
Kutty-cura
HOW DOES THE CHURCH CLASSIFY KERALA WOMEN?
Nun, Menon & May-not-nun
Nend Ranga
WHAT IS THE ONE WORD FOR A THINKING TOILET?
Mull-Loo:-)
WHAT IS THE MALLU’S FAVOURITE SPIRIT?
Trivand Rum
WHY WOULD YOU NEVER FIND A TINY BOX IN KERALA?
Because Small Box has been eradicated.
WHICH RAJINI SONG WAS A HUGE HIT IN NAIR KADAIS?
Maya Maya Ellaam Maya. Chaya Chaya Ellam Chaya…
NOT ONE SINGLE MALLU GIRL WANTED TO MARRY INDIAN OPENER CHAUHAN. WHY?
Because he was Chettan Chauhan.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BITCHY MALLU?
Mull-icious
WHY DID THE KERALITE JOIN PHI BETA KAPPA?
Because he thought it was a mallu restaurant.
WHICH TALCUM POWDER IS VERY POPULAR WITH MALLUS?
Kutty-cura
HOW DOES THE CHURCH CLASSIFY KERALA WOMEN?
Nun, Menon & May-not-nun
Sunday, June 19, 2005
Blade Pakkiri Turns Ugh Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL BRUCE LEE JUNIOR?
Lil Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS STUPID SISTER?
Sil Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS MISTRESS?
Ho Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS BASTARD CHILD?
Fol Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS EVIL NIECE?
Vil Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS ALCOHOLIC FRIEND?
Tul Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS INDIAN SERVANT?
Coo Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS TANTRIC GURU?
Pil Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS ANAEMIC COUSIN?
Ol Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS FLORIST?
Mal Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS PROCRASTINATING TWINS?
Dil Lee & Dal Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS GHOST?
Dead Lee
Lil Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS STUPID SISTER?
Sil Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS MISTRESS?
Ho Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS BASTARD CHILD?
Fol Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS EVIL NIECE?
Vil Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS ALCOHOLIC FRIEND?
Tul Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS INDIAN SERVANT?
Coo Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS TANTRIC GURU?
Pil Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS ANAEMIC COUSIN?
Ol Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS FLORIST?
Mal Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS PROCRASTINATING TWINS?
Dil Lee & Dal Lee
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL HIS GHOST?
Dead Lee
Monday, June 13, 2005
Blade Pakkiri's Staple Diet
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GREEN TORTOISE IN TAMIL?
Poramai
THE BANGALORE BASED PUB, PEEKO’S, IS PLANNING TO OPEN A BAR IN CHENNAI, EXCLUSIVELY FOR LAWYERS & POLICEMEN. WHAT DO THEY PLAN TO CALL IT?
Ee-Pee-Ko’s
WHO’S THE MOTHER OF ALL PUNNERS IN TAMIL CINEMA?
Pundari Bhai
YANE DA AMERICA LA EDHAVDU SPECIAL ITEM VAANGI KITTU VAADA NA, NEE ORU BAG VANGIRIUKKAY. INDHA BAG INGAYE KIDAIKUMAY…
Illappa, US la American Pai romba famous. Adhaan vaanginane.
UNION MINISTER OF HEALTH, DR. ANBUMANI, YANE IPPO ELLAM PHOTO VEY EDUTHUKARDILLA?
Avar anti-smoking. Adhunaala pugai-padamey venaangaraaru.
ONGA PAIYAN NARIYA PEPSI, COKE ADIPAAN POLA IRUKKEY.
Epidi master kandu pidicheenga?
HISTORY EXAM LA CHOLA DYNASTY KI BADHILA COLA DYNASTY NU EZHUDHARAAN.
BJP IPPO RENDU TYPE. ONNU RSS ODA BJP. INONRU ADVANI ODA BJP. RSS ODA BJP PERU BHARATIYA JANATA PARTY. APPO ADVANI ODA BJP PERU?
Bharatiya Jinnah Party
VATRAADHA AARU EDHU?
Varal aaru
PAIYAN ENNA ELECTRICIANA?
Eppidi photo paarthu kandupicheenga?
IILLAI PAIYAN WATT-A-SATTAMA IRUKAAN, ADHAAN.
WHY DID BLADE PAKKIRI BUY A LOT OF NEW CHAPPALS?
Yena pudhu chappal kadikkumay.
Poramai
THE BANGALORE BASED PUB, PEEKO’S, IS PLANNING TO OPEN A BAR IN CHENNAI, EXCLUSIVELY FOR LAWYERS & POLICEMEN. WHAT DO THEY PLAN TO CALL IT?
Ee-Pee-Ko’s
WHO’S THE MOTHER OF ALL PUNNERS IN TAMIL CINEMA?
Pundari Bhai
YANE DA AMERICA LA EDHAVDU SPECIAL ITEM VAANGI KITTU VAADA NA, NEE ORU BAG VANGIRIUKKAY. INDHA BAG INGAYE KIDAIKUMAY…
Illappa, US la American Pai romba famous. Adhaan vaanginane.
UNION MINISTER OF HEALTH, DR. ANBUMANI, YANE IPPO ELLAM PHOTO VEY EDUTHUKARDILLA?
Avar anti-smoking. Adhunaala pugai-padamey venaangaraaru.
ONGA PAIYAN NARIYA PEPSI, COKE ADIPAAN POLA IRUKKEY.
Epidi master kandu pidicheenga?
HISTORY EXAM LA CHOLA DYNASTY KI BADHILA COLA DYNASTY NU EZHUDHARAAN.
BJP IPPO RENDU TYPE. ONNU RSS ODA BJP. INONRU ADVANI ODA BJP. RSS ODA BJP PERU BHARATIYA JANATA PARTY. APPO ADVANI ODA BJP PERU?
Bharatiya Jinnah Party
VATRAADHA AARU EDHU?
Varal aaru
PAIYAN ENNA ELECTRICIANA?
Eppidi photo paarthu kandupicheenga?
IILLAI PAIYAN WATT-A-SATTAMA IRUKAAN, ADHAAN.
WHY DID BLADE PAKKIRI BUY A LOT OF NEW CHAPPALS?
Yena pudhu chappal kadikkumay.
Sunday, June 12, 2005
Monday, June 06, 2005
Can't Escape From Blade Pakkiri
DRUG ADDICTS ODA FAVOURITE TAMIL SONG ENNA?
Weed varai uravu…
PAIYAN EPPIDI?
Paarka supera irupaan. Nalla weightana education.
WEIGHTANA EDUCATION NA? HARVARDA STANFORDA?
Illai avaru L-Kg, U-Kg typu.
KANAKKU VAADHIYARKU PIDICHA SWEET DISH EDHU?
Paaya-sum
ONGA FRIEND NALLA THANNI ADIPAAR POLA IRUKAY…
Eppidi solra…
THUNI KADAILA POI, SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE KKU BADILLA ORU QUARTER KETRUKKAN!
AAMA, THEATRE KULLA IRUNDHUNDU INNIKI TRANSPORTER STRIKU NU EPPIDI KANDU PIDICHAY?
Yena padathla tempo-vey illaye.
AVM ORU ART GALLERY OPEN PANNA, ADHUKKU PEYAR ENNA VEKKALAAM?
OVM.
HOW CAN BLUETOOTH SOLVE THE HUNGER PROBLEM?
By creating a vayar-less world.
WHICH GHEE DO MALLUS LOVE?
Lun-ghee
JAYANTI NATRAJANUKKU PIDICHA TV SERIAL EDHU?
Chidambara Ragasiyam.
WHO IS THE MOST FUN LOVING HINDU GOD?
Lord Muruga. Because, he has a vel of a time.
Weed varai uravu…
PAIYAN EPPIDI?
Paarka supera irupaan. Nalla weightana education.
WEIGHTANA EDUCATION NA? HARVARDA STANFORDA?
Illai avaru L-Kg, U-Kg typu.
KANAKKU VAADHIYARKU PIDICHA SWEET DISH EDHU?
Paaya-sum
ONGA FRIEND NALLA THANNI ADIPAAR POLA IRUKAY…
Eppidi solra…
THUNI KADAILA POI, SMALL, MEDIUM, LARGE KKU BADILLA ORU QUARTER KETRUKKAN!
AAMA, THEATRE KULLA IRUNDHUNDU INNIKI TRANSPORTER STRIKU NU EPPIDI KANDU PIDICHAY?
Yena padathla tempo-vey illaye.
AVM ORU ART GALLERY OPEN PANNA, ADHUKKU PEYAR ENNA VEKKALAAM?
OVM.
HOW CAN BLUETOOTH SOLVE THE HUNGER PROBLEM?
By creating a vayar-less world.
WHICH GHEE DO MALLUS LOVE?
Lun-ghee
JAYANTI NATRAJANUKKU PIDICHA TV SERIAL EDHU?
Chidambara Ragasiyam.
WHO IS THE MOST FUN LOVING HINDU GOD?
Lord Muruga. Because, he has a vel of a time.
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Friday, May 27, 2005
Blade Pakkiri Out of Form
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMIL MATCH MAKER?
Matri Mani
THONDAR YANE DHARMADI VAANGARAARU?
Pinna, ‘thalaivar ippodhu urai aatruvar’ nu solrathukku badhila ‘thalaivar ippodhu aanurai aatruvar’ nu sollitaan.
HOW DID THE SCHOOL GIRLS REACT AFTER SEEING CHO RAMASWAMY’S SHINING BALD PATE?
“Cho Chweet”
NADIGAI MANORAMA SATTA SABHAI THERDHALIN POZHUDU YANE ODI OLIYURAANGA?
Yena ellorum ‘aachi ya pidichuruvane’ ‘aachi ya pidichuruvanu’ gosham podaraanga.
DO YOU KNOW WHY TAMILIANS DON’T DRINK VODKA?
Because Vodka in Russian means ‘Little Water’. Translated into Tamil that means, Siruneer.
LOOSE MOHAN KU PIDIKADHA WATCH EDHU?
Tight-an
ANDHA TAILOR ORU SANGEETHA PRIYAN. RIGHTA ILLAYA?
Eppidi kandupidichanga saar?
YENA AVAR USE PANRA SEWING MACHINE PERU KOODA ‘SINGER’.
WHICH ANIMAL HAS THE BEST SENSE OF HUMOUR?
Punny
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUISED ANT?
Cut Erumbu
WHICH IS THE SAAPAAT RAMAN'S DREAM CITY?
Thindi-vanam
Matri Mani
THONDAR YANE DHARMADI VAANGARAARU?
Pinna, ‘thalaivar ippodhu urai aatruvar’ nu solrathukku badhila ‘thalaivar ippodhu aanurai aatruvar’ nu sollitaan.
HOW DID THE SCHOOL GIRLS REACT AFTER SEEING CHO RAMASWAMY’S SHINING BALD PATE?
“Cho Chweet”
NADIGAI MANORAMA SATTA SABHAI THERDHALIN POZHUDU YANE ODI OLIYURAANGA?
Yena ellorum ‘aachi ya pidichuruvane’ ‘aachi ya pidichuruvanu’ gosham podaraanga.
DO YOU KNOW WHY TAMILIANS DON’T DRINK VODKA?
Because Vodka in Russian means ‘Little Water’. Translated into Tamil that means, Siruneer.
LOOSE MOHAN KU PIDIKADHA WATCH EDHU?
Tight-an
ANDHA TAILOR ORU SANGEETHA PRIYAN. RIGHTA ILLAYA?
Eppidi kandupidichanga saar?
YENA AVAR USE PANRA SEWING MACHINE PERU KOODA ‘SINGER’.
WHICH ANIMAL HAS THE BEST SENSE OF HUMOUR?
Punny
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUISED ANT?
Cut Erumbu
WHICH IS THE SAAPAAT RAMAN'S DREAM CITY?
Thindi-vanam
Wednesday, May 25, 2005
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