Why is Rahul the Raksha Mantri well suited to oversee the navy?
He was always a ‘sea’ grader at Doon School.
Why is Rahul the Raksha Mantri well suited to oversee the army?
He’s played ‘Minesweeper’ since god knows when.
Why is Rahul the Raksha Mantri well suited to oversee the air force?
He’s always surrounded himself with ‘pilots’ – Rajesh Pilot and Sachin Pilot.
How many wars has Rahul the Raksha Mantri seen?
Star Wars Episode 1, Star Wars Episode 2, Star Wars Episode 3, Star Wars Episode 4, Star Wars Episode 5 & Star Wars Episode 6.
Why will Rahul the Raksha Mantri never visit the National Defence Academy?
Arre, being in UPA, how can he even think of entering the NDA!
Why did Rahul the Raksha Mantri disband the Border Security Force?
Because Allan Border has retired, you see!
What did Rahul the Raksha Mantri quip when he was shown the cannon in the defense museum?
“What’s a photo copier doing here?”
What did Rahul the Raksha Mantri order in an Army Canteen?
“One submarine sandwich, please!”
When Rahul the Raksha Mantri met his Pakistani counterpart, what did he brag about?
“We even have an F16 in our key boards!”
What’s common to Rahul the Raksha Mantri and the Beretta 92 gun?
Both are of low caliber.
Thursday, July 19, 2012
Saturday, August 06, 2011
Blade Pakkiri's Vazhiyals
RAJNIKANT'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
THE JAPANESE FOREX DEALER'S PUNCHLINE: Yen Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
AVOGADRO'S PUNCHLINE: 'N' Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
THE BUDDHIST'S PUNCHLINE: Zen Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
THE TASMAC MAN'S PUNCHLINE: Yen Vazhi Thanni Vazhi.
THE STAND-UP COMEDIAN'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Funny Vazhi.
RAVI SHASTRI'S MOST RECENT PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Sunny Vazhi.
HUGH HEFNER'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Bunny Vazhi.
THE SQUINT GUY'S PUNCHLINE: En Vizhi Thani Vazhi.
THE BRA BURNER'S PUNCHLINE: Penn Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
THE JAPANESE FOREX DEALER'S PUNCHLINE: Yen Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
AVOGADRO'S PUNCHLINE: 'N' Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
THE BUDDHIST'S PUNCHLINE: Zen Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
THE TASMAC MAN'S PUNCHLINE: Yen Vazhi Thanni Vazhi.
THE STAND-UP COMEDIAN'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Funny Vazhi.
RAVI SHASTRI'S MOST RECENT PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Sunny Vazhi.
HUGH HEFNER'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Bunny Vazhi.
THE SQUINT GUY'S PUNCHLINE: En Vizhi Thani Vazhi.
THE BRA BURNER'S PUNCHLINE: Penn Vazhi Thani Vazhi.
Monday, July 11, 2011
Blade Pakkiri Takes to the Streets
WHERE DO YOU HEAD WHEN YOU HAVE A SORE THROAT IN CHENNAI?
Halls Road
WHERE DO BEER LOVERS HANG OUT IN CHENNAI?
Miller’s Road
WHICH IS THE BEST PLACE TO PLAY HOLI IN CHENNAI?
Rang-anathan Street
WHICH ROAD DO MONKEYS AVOID IN CHENNAI?
Vaal Tax Road
WHERE DO INVESTORS TAKE SHELTER IN CHENNAI WHEN THEY ARE IN THE GRIP OF A BEAR HUG?
TurnBulls Road
WHERE ARE YOU LIKELY TO FIND MONEY LAUNDERERS IN CHENNAI?
Whites Road
WHICH ROAD CELEBRATES TAX PAYERS IN CHENNAI?
PANtheon Road
WHERE DO MONGRELS LIKE TO LOAF AROUND IN CHENNAI?
RK Mutt Road
WHICH ROAD IN CHENNAI IS ADORED THE MOST BY CARDIAC SURGEONS?
Chennai Bypass Road
WHERE DO BIGAMISTS PREFER TO HOUSE THEIR SPOUSES IN CHENNAI?
The Inner Ring Road & the Outer Ring Road.
Halls Road
WHERE DO BEER LOVERS HANG OUT IN CHENNAI?
Miller’s Road
WHICH IS THE BEST PLACE TO PLAY HOLI IN CHENNAI?
Rang-anathan Street
WHICH ROAD DO MONKEYS AVOID IN CHENNAI?
Vaal Tax Road
WHERE DO INVESTORS TAKE SHELTER IN CHENNAI WHEN THEY ARE IN THE GRIP OF A BEAR HUG?
TurnBulls Road
WHERE ARE YOU LIKELY TO FIND MONEY LAUNDERERS IN CHENNAI?
Whites Road
WHICH ROAD CELEBRATES TAX PAYERS IN CHENNAI?
PANtheon Road
WHERE DO MONGRELS LIKE TO LOAF AROUND IN CHENNAI?
RK Mutt Road
WHICH ROAD IN CHENNAI IS ADORED THE MOST BY CARDIAC SURGEONS?
Chennai Bypass Road
WHERE DO BIGAMISTS PREFER TO HOUSE THEIR SPOUSES IN CHENNAI?
The Inner Ring Road & the Outer Ring Road.
Thursday, July 01, 2010
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Blade Pakkiri wages a war against nations
1. AVASARA KUDUKKAI-KU PIDICHA NAADU EDHU?
Urgent-tina.
2. ORU SAAVU GRAAKI POGA VENDIYA NAADU EDHU?
Yemen
3. BISCUIT PIRIYARGAL VIRUMBUM NAADU EDHU?
Monaco
4.THERE ARE ONLY THREE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD THAT GIVE NO RESPECT TO MEN. NAME THEM.
Cana-da, Rwan-da and Grena-da.
5. IF WE QUARANTINE ALL ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES IN AD AGENCIES, WHICH NATION ARE YOU LIKELY TO FORM?
UAE
6. IF STAND UP COMEDIANS WERE TO IMMIGRATE TO ONE COUNTRY, IT WILL BE…?
Siri-ya
7. WHICH IS THE PREFERRED DESTINATION OF MYSTERY NOVELISTS?
Poe-land
8. DEVA, KARUNAAS MADHIRI MAKKAL IRUKKA VENDIYA NAADU EDHU?
Ghana
9. WHICH IS THE ONLY TAM BRAM FRIENDLY NATION IN THE WORLD?
Iyer-land.
10. DRIVING SCHOOLS ELLAAM SERNDHU ORU COUNTRY FORM PANNA, ADHUKKU PEYAR ENNA VEKKALAAM?
L-Salvador
Urgent-tina.
2. ORU SAAVU GRAAKI POGA VENDIYA NAADU EDHU?
Yemen
3. BISCUIT PIRIYARGAL VIRUMBUM NAADU EDHU?
Monaco
4.THERE ARE ONLY THREE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD THAT GIVE NO RESPECT TO MEN. NAME THEM.
Cana-da, Rwan-da and Grena-da.
5. IF WE QUARANTINE ALL ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES IN AD AGENCIES, WHICH NATION ARE YOU LIKELY TO FORM?
UAE
6. IF STAND UP COMEDIANS WERE TO IMMIGRATE TO ONE COUNTRY, IT WILL BE…?
Siri-ya
7. WHICH IS THE PREFERRED DESTINATION OF MYSTERY NOVELISTS?
Poe-land
8. DEVA, KARUNAAS MADHIRI MAKKAL IRUKKA VENDIYA NAADU EDHU?
Ghana
9. WHICH IS THE ONLY TAM BRAM FRIENDLY NATION IN THE WORLD?
Iyer-land.
10. DRIVING SCHOOLS ELLAAM SERNDHU ORU COUNTRY FORM PANNA, ADHUKKU PEYAR ENNA VEKKALAAM?
L-Salvador
Thursday, October 29, 2009
The Raja PJs
WHAT WAS RAJA'S 170,000 CRORE DILEMMA?
2G or not 2G.
WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE DRINK?
Spect-RUM.
WHAT WOULD RAJA DRINK IF HE WERE A TEETOTALLER?
TENDER-Coconut.
IF RAJA WERE A SOCCER PLAYER, WHAT WOULD BE HIS FAVOURITE SHOT?
Kickback
WHY DID THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA DESIGNATE A.RAJA AS A VIP?
Because he has more 'suitcases' than any other minister.
WHICH GARDENING TECHNIQUE IS RAJA GOOD AT?
Graft
WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE SONG?
Give it to me, baby!
WHAT ARE RAJA'S FAVOURITE MOVIES?
Grease and Grease 2.
WHAT'S COMMON TO A PERSONAL COMPUTER AND RAJA'S MINISTRY?
Both are very likely to have corrupt files.
2G or not 2G.
WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE DRINK?
Spect-RUM.
WHAT WOULD RAJA DRINK IF HE WERE A TEETOTALLER?
TENDER-Coconut.
IF RAJA WERE A SOCCER PLAYER, WHAT WOULD BE HIS FAVOURITE SHOT?
Kickback
WHY DID THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA DESIGNATE A.RAJA AS A VIP?
Because he has more 'suitcases' than any other minister.
WHICH GARDENING TECHNIQUE IS RAJA GOOD AT?
Graft
WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE SONG?
Give it to me, baby!
WHAT ARE RAJA'S FAVOURITE MOVIES?
Grease and Grease 2.
WHAT'S COMMON TO A PERSONAL COMPUTER AND RAJA'S MINISTRY?
Both are very likely to have corrupt files.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Adi Kadi # 47
WHY DIDN'T THE DEVOUT MUSLIM BHAI BUY KEROSENE?
Because he heard it's called KrishnOil.
Because he heard it's called KrishnOil.
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Friday, March 21, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Blade Pakkiri & Mani Matters
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RITUALISTIC TAMILIAN?
CereMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A STINGY TAMILIAN?
ParsiMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A NASTY TAMILIAN?
AcriMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMILIAN WITNESS?
TestiMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MUSICALLY INCLINED TAMILIAN?
HarMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHEMICALLY INCLINED TAMILIAN?
AntiMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOMINATING TAMILIAN?
HegeMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A HYPOCRITICAL TAMILIAN?
SanctiMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMILIAN DIVORCEE?
AliMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FASHIONABLE TAMILIAN?
ArMani
CereMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A STINGY TAMILIAN?
ParsiMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A NASTY TAMILIAN?
AcriMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMILIAN WITNESS?
TestiMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MUSICALLY INCLINED TAMILIAN?
HarMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHEMICALLY INCLINED TAMILIAN?
AntiMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOMINATING TAMILIAN?
HegeMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A HYPOCRITICAL TAMILIAN?
SanctiMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMILIAN DIVORCEE?
AliMani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FASHIONABLE TAMILIAN?
ArMani
Monday, July 24, 2006
Blade Pakkiri's Vanishing Act
IF TOYS 'R' US WERE TO SACK ALL ITS EMPLOYEES, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
We 'R' Us
AKBAR'S BIOGRAPHY WAS CALLED AKBARNAMA. BABAR'S WAS NAMED BABARNAMA. WHAT WILL BE THE APT TITLE FOR A QUITTER'S MEMOIRS?
Rajinama
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INVISIBLE PUNJABI KUDI?
Missingh
WHAT DID CLARK KENT GET AFTER RETIREMENT?
Super Annuation
NO COMPANY WANTED TO RECRUIT MIDAS AS VP (HR). WHY?
Because every handshake of Midas was a Golden Handshake.
We 'R' Us
AKBAR'S BIOGRAPHY WAS CALLED AKBARNAMA. BABAR'S WAS NAMED BABARNAMA. WHAT WILL BE THE APT TITLE FOR A QUITTER'S MEMOIRS?
Rajinama
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INVISIBLE PUNJABI KUDI?
Missingh
WHAT DID CLARK KENT GET AFTER RETIREMENT?
Super Annuation
NO COMPANY WANTED TO RECRUIT MIDAS AS VP (HR). WHY?
Because every handshake of Midas was a Golden Handshake.
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Adi Kadi # 37
WHY SHOULD ANBUMANI BE IN THE INDIAN OLYMPIC TEAM?
Because he AIIMS well. And he fires as well.
Because he AIIMS well. And he fires as well.
Monday, July 10, 2006
Thathuva Kadi # 12
Shankar-ra, Shankar aiya nu koopidalaam
Aana David-da, David aiya nu koopidalaama?
Aana David-da, David aiya nu koopidalaama?
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Thathuva Kadi # 3
Nee enna dhaan Income Tax commissionera irundha kooda unakku worry vilakku kidaiyadhu.
Thathuva Kadi # 1
Vannaan manasu vecha edha vena vellai aakiduvaan.
Aana edha vechalum manasa vellai aaka mudiyuma?
Aana edha vechalum manasa vellai aaka mudiyuma?
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
Sunday, July 02, 2006
Kadi Boli # 33
FRITO LAYS PLANS TO LAUNCH A BRAND OF CHIPS THAT CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH. WHAT DO THEY INTEND TO CALL IT?
Chutkulays
Chutkulays
Sunday, June 18, 2006
Adi Kadi # 43
MAN-1: MAPPILAI YANE NINNUNDEY THAALI KATRAAR
Man-2: Avar dhaan stand-up comedian aachey...
Man-2: Avar dhaan stand-up comedian aachey...
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Blade Pakkiri's Pharmacy
WHAT MEDICINE WILL YOU GET IF YOU KEEP A CAKE OF RIN DETERGENT IN THE REFRIGERATOR?
Colder Rin
HOW DO YOU PUT DOLLS TO SLEEP?
Give them Barbie-turates.
VAANDHI EDUKAADHA MEEN EDHU?
Avomeen
WHAT DID THE RETARD TAKE FOR KAAKAA VALEE?
Crow-cin.
WHICH MEDICINE IS VERY POPULAR WITH MUSLIMS WHO VISIT MECCA?
Haj-moola
AMONG ALL MEDICINES, WHAT DO NAATU VAIDHYAR’S FIND REALLY YUM?
Kashaayum
WHICH DRUG WAS FORMULATED TO CURE THE CONSTIPATION OF ASTERIX & COMPANY BY DRUID GETAFIX?
Isabo Gaul.
WHICH IS THE MOST TOP-OF-THE-MIND HEALTH BRAND AMONG CANDLE MAKERS?
Wicks
WOMEN IN TAMIL NADU DIDN’T COSY UP TO AN ENERGY DRINK FORMULATION BECAUSE THEY FOUND THE NAME QUITE DISRESPECTFUL. WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
Glucon-D
IF ‘DON’ BECOMES A FLOP, FARHAN AKHTAR IS PLANNING TO SUBJECT THE AUDIENCE TO A SEQUEL. CAN YOU GIVE ME ITS WORKING TITLE?
Saridon
Colder Rin
HOW DO YOU PUT DOLLS TO SLEEP?
Give them Barbie-turates.
VAANDHI EDUKAADHA MEEN EDHU?
Avomeen
WHAT DID THE RETARD TAKE FOR KAAKAA VALEE?
Crow-cin.
WHICH MEDICINE IS VERY POPULAR WITH MUSLIMS WHO VISIT MECCA?
Haj-moola
AMONG ALL MEDICINES, WHAT DO NAATU VAIDHYAR’S FIND REALLY YUM?
Kashaayum
WHICH DRUG WAS FORMULATED TO CURE THE CONSTIPATION OF ASTERIX & COMPANY BY DRUID GETAFIX?
Isabo Gaul.
WHICH IS THE MOST TOP-OF-THE-MIND HEALTH BRAND AMONG CANDLE MAKERS?
Wicks
WOMEN IN TAMIL NADU DIDN’T COSY UP TO AN ENERGY DRINK FORMULATION BECAUSE THEY FOUND THE NAME QUITE DISRESPECTFUL. WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
Glucon-D
IF ‘DON’ BECOMES A FLOP, FARHAN AKHTAR IS PLANNING TO SUBJECT THE AUDIENCE TO A SEQUEL. CAN YOU GIVE ME ITS WORKING TITLE?
Saridon
Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Blade Pakkiri Earns The Iyengar's Ire
IF RICHARD BACH HAD INCLUDED AN ORTHODOX TAM BRAM CHARACTER IN HIS BOOK ‘JONATHAN LIVINGSTONE SEAGULL’, WHAT WOULD HE HAVE NAMED HIM AS?
Shastri Gull
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAM BRAM SPINNER WHO CAN BOWL CHINAMANS & GOOGLIES?
Ambi-dextrous.
IF CHARLOTTE BRONTE HAD WRITTEN A TALE ABOUT A TAM BRAM LADY, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ITS TITLE?
Jane Iyer
A TAM BRAM DAD HATED HIS TWIN CHILDREN. ONE HE NAMED ABISH. WHAT DID HE CALL THE OTHER BOY?
Abish 2
WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF THE TAM BRAM MALE?
Agraha Rum
WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF A TAM BRAM PRIEST?
Goth Rum
WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF THE TAM BRAM FEMALE?
Kanjeeva Rum
WHAT GUM DOES THE TAM BRAM ASTROLOGER LOVE TO CHEW?
Panchang Gum
IF RAHUL DRAVID HAD BEEN AN IYER BOY, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HIS NICKNAME?
Iyerwall
A WHITE SKINNED LADY ADOPTED AN IYENGAR BOY OUT OF CULTURAL CURIOSITY. THEN SHE DUMPED HIM IN NO TIME. WHAT DO YOU CALL SUCH A LADY IN TAM BRAM PARLANCE?
Na Mum
Shastri Gull
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAM BRAM SPINNER WHO CAN BOWL CHINAMANS & GOOGLIES?
Ambi-dextrous.
IF CHARLOTTE BRONTE HAD WRITTEN A TALE ABOUT A TAM BRAM LADY, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ITS TITLE?
Jane Iyer
A TAM BRAM DAD HATED HIS TWIN CHILDREN. ONE HE NAMED ABISH. WHAT DID HE CALL THE OTHER BOY?
Abish 2
WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF THE TAM BRAM MALE?
Agraha Rum
WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF A TAM BRAM PRIEST?
Goth Rum
WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF THE TAM BRAM FEMALE?
Kanjeeva Rum
WHAT GUM DOES THE TAM BRAM ASTROLOGER LOVE TO CHEW?
Panchang Gum
IF RAHUL DRAVID HAD BEEN AN IYER BOY, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HIS NICKNAME?
Iyerwall
A WHITE SKINNED LADY ADOPTED AN IYENGAR BOY OUT OF CULTURAL CURIOSITY. THEN SHE DUMPED HIM IN NO TIME. WHAT DO YOU CALL SUCH A LADY IN TAM BRAM PARLANCE?
Na Mum
Sunday, May 21, 2006
Blade Pakkri Turns Biscuit Bandit
PATAUDIKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Tiger
PAITHIYAKARANUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Krackjack
MUTTAALKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Bekuman's
SPLIT PERSONALITYKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
50-50
AMMAN KOIL ARCHAGARUKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Marie
GAMBLERUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Monaco
CENTRAL MINISTERUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Parle-Ji
DUBAI KARARNUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Gold Biscuit
LEATHER MERCHANTUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Hide & Seek
DAYANIDHI MARANUKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
SUN-Feast
Tiger
PAITHIYAKARANUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Krackjack
MUTTAALKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Bekuman's
SPLIT PERSONALITYKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
50-50
AMMAN KOIL ARCHAGARUKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Marie
GAMBLERUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Monaco
CENTRAL MINISTERUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Parle-Ji
DUBAI KARARNUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Gold Biscuit
LEATHER MERCHANTUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Hide & Seek
DAYANIDHI MARANUKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
SUN-Feast
Sunday, May 14, 2006
Blade Pakkiri Says Sayonara
WHAT WERE THE TWO THINGS HITLER LIKED ABOUT JAPAN?
Judo & Jujitsu. He thought they were jew-bashing techniques.
WHAT WAS HH MUNRO’S FAVOURITE BIKE?
Kawasaki
WHAT DID PAUL MCCARTNEY SAY AFTER SEEING JOHN LENNON’S GIRL FRIEND?
Yoko Oh No!
SAI BABA HAS A DISTANT COUSIN IN JAPAN. THEY SAY HE’S A 4-FOOTER. CAN YOU GIVE ME HIS NAME?
Bon Sai Baba
WHY DID THE BLONDE WHORE THINK, ALL JAPANESE MEN WERE POLITICIANS?
Because she often heard them say, “I have an election”.
JAPAN KARANUKKU PIDICHA KAAI EDHU?
Akai
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE IN JAPANESE?
Origamy
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JAPANESE IMMIGRANT WHO DABBLES IN PHOTOGRAPHY?
ReFuji
WHICH TAMIL SINGER’S NAME IS UTTERED OFTEN IN JAPANESE RESTAURANTS IN DELHI?
Sushi La
WHY DO SUMO WRESTLERS NEVER WISH TO BECOME PARLIAMENTARIANS?
Because in Japan, the parliament is called the Diet.
Judo & Jujitsu. He thought they were jew-bashing techniques.
WHAT WAS HH MUNRO’S FAVOURITE BIKE?
Kawasaki
WHAT DID PAUL MCCARTNEY SAY AFTER SEEING JOHN LENNON’S GIRL FRIEND?
Yoko Oh No!
SAI BABA HAS A DISTANT COUSIN IN JAPAN. THEY SAY HE’S A 4-FOOTER. CAN YOU GIVE ME HIS NAME?
Bon Sai Baba
WHY DID THE BLONDE WHORE THINK, ALL JAPANESE MEN WERE POLITICIANS?
Because she often heard them say, “I have an election”.
JAPAN KARANUKKU PIDICHA KAAI EDHU?
Akai
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE IN JAPANESE?
Origamy
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JAPANESE IMMIGRANT WHO DABBLES IN PHOTOGRAPHY?
ReFuji
WHICH TAMIL SINGER’S NAME IS UTTERED OFTEN IN JAPANESE RESTAURANTS IN DELHI?
Sushi La
WHY DO SUMO WRESTLERS NEVER WISH TO BECOME PARLIAMENTARIANS?
Because in Japan, the parliament is called the Diet.
Friday, May 05, 2006
Blade Pakkiri's Gujarat Riot
IF A GUJJU GOLFER WERE TO WRITE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHAT WOULD BE ITS TITLE?
Putt Tale
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GLASSMAKER?
She Shah
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GIRL WHO SEEKS NIRVANA?
Kurt Co Ben
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJARATI BOOTLEGGER?
Daarubhai Ambani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TALL AND THIN GUJARATI?
So-lanky
IF CHO RAMASAMI WERE TO MIGRATE TO GUJARAT, WHAT WOULD HE BE CALLED?
Kemcho Ramasami
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU DANCE LOVING RUSSIAN?
Garbachev
WHICH IS THE GUJJU’S FAVOURITE NUMBER?
Six. Because if you’re a Gujju everything ends with a chhe.
WHICH OUTLAW MOVIE WILL BE A BLOCKBUSTER IN GUJARAT?
Bhuj Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
WHY DID THE GUJJU GIRL CALL OFF HER WEDDING WITH THE TAMIL BOY?
Because she heard he had ordered for a Gujarati thali instead of a mangalsutra.
Putt Tale
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GLASSMAKER?
She Shah
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GIRL WHO SEEKS NIRVANA?
Kurt Co Ben
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJARATI BOOTLEGGER?
Daarubhai Ambani
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TALL AND THIN GUJARATI?
So-lanky
IF CHO RAMASAMI WERE TO MIGRATE TO GUJARAT, WHAT WOULD HE BE CALLED?
Kemcho Ramasami
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU DANCE LOVING RUSSIAN?
Garbachev
WHICH IS THE GUJJU’S FAVOURITE NUMBER?
Six. Because if you’re a Gujju everything ends with a chhe.
WHICH OUTLAW MOVIE WILL BE A BLOCKBUSTER IN GUJARAT?
Bhuj Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
WHY DID THE GUJJU GIRL CALL OFF HER WEDDING WITH THE TAMIL BOY?
Because she heard he had ordered for a Gujarati thali instead of a mangalsutra.
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Blade Pakkiri Goes Canvassing
HOW MANY TOES DOES A POLITICIAN HAVE DURING ELECTIONS?
11 (including the manifestoe)
"YOU VOTE FOR ME, I'LL GIVE YOU A COLOUR TV," WHAT IS THE TWO WORD TERM FOR SUCH KICKBACKS?
Election Commission
WHICH IS THE ARASIYAL VAADHI'S MOST PREFERRED BREAK FAST ITEM?
Oats.
WHAT'S COMMON TO AN INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE AND A CHIT FUND?
Both lose their deposits.
VAIKO KUDIKKUM BAANAM EDHU?
Bamba Rum
WHY IS MK STALIN CONSIDERED DMK'S BRIGHTEST PROSPECT?
Because he's standing in Thousand Lights.
WHICH FORM OF DEATH DOES DAYANIDHI MARAN PREFER?
”Sethaalum, SUN-stroke la daan naan saavane!”
IF T. RAJENDAR WERE TO ASK SIMBU TO MAKE A MOVIE ON AMMA, WHAT WOULD THE CHIMP CALL IT?
Petti Jaya
MAN-1: AVAR YANE KALYAANA SAAPAADU SAAPDAAMA POITAARU…
MAN-2: Adhuva, avar DMK aalu. Pandhila oru ilai podrathu badhila retta illai pottutaangalaam!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MOBILE POLLING BOOTH?
Walk-ku Chavadi.
11 (including the manifestoe)
"YOU VOTE FOR ME, I'LL GIVE YOU A COLOUR TV," WHAT IS THE TWO WORD TERM FOR SUCH KICKBACKS?
Election Commission
WHICH IS THE ARASIYAL VAADHI'S MOST PREFERRED BREAK FAST ITEM?
Oats.
WHAT'S COMMON TO AN INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE AND A CHIT FUND?
Both lose their deposits.
VAIKO KUDIKKUM BAANAM EDHU?
Bamba Rum
WHY IS MK STALIN CONSIDERED DMK'S BRIGHTEST PROSPECT?
Because he's standing in Thousand Lights.
WHICH FORM OF DEATH DOES DAYANIDHI MARAN PREFER?
”Sethaalum, SUN-stroke la daan naan saavane!”
IF T. RAJENDAR WERE TO ASK SIMBU TO MAKE A MOVIE ON AMMA, WHAT WOULD THE CHIMP CALL IT?
Petti Jaya
MAN-1: AVAR YANE KALYAANA SAAPAADU SAAPDAAMA POITAARU…
MAN-2: Adhuva, avar DMK aalu. Pandhila oru ilai podrathu badhila retta illai pottutaangalaam!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MOBILE POLLING BOOTH?
Walk-ku Chavadi.
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
Adi Kadi # 44
BLADE PAKKIRI KNOWS ONLY 25 ENGLISH ALPHABETS. WHY?
Because he is in the business of Aru Y.
Because he is in the business of Aru Y.
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Adi Kadi # 45
BRUCE LEE'S RELATIVE WAS ONE OF THE KEY FIGURES BEHIND THE GREEN REVOLUTION IN INDIA. CAN YOU NAME HIM FOR ME?
Hariyalee.
Hariyalee.
Wednesday, April 12, 2006
Adi Kadi # 46
WHICH HINDI FILM SONG WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DOWNFALL OF THE TAMIL MAGAZINE, 'KALKI'?
Chodo Kalki batein. Kalki baat purani...
Chodo Kalki batein. Kalki baat purani...
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Blade Pakkiri Goes To Court
WHICH ITALIAN DISH IS NAMED AFTER AN INDIAN TENNIS PLAYER?
Lasania.
WHY DID THE POLICE CONSIDER ISSUING AN ARREST WARRANT IN THE NAME OF MR. SLAZENGER, IN THE YEAR 1881?
Because he had created a racket.
WHAT’S COMMON TO AN ACCOUNTANT & A TENNIS PLAYER?
Both detest the word ‘Dues’.
WHICH STYLE OF TENNIS DOES SUGREEV HATE?
Serve & Vaali.
WHY DID THE AD AGENCY HIRE A NEAR BANKRUPT BJORN BORG?
Because they heard he was good with baselines.
WHICH VEGETABLE REMINDS THE MALLU OF A LEGENDARY TENNIS PLAYER?
Lentil.
WHICH TENNIS PLAYER WAS VERY QUICK AT SOLVING PROBLEMS?
Maths Wilander.
WHICH TENNIS PLAYER WAS A HUGE HIT WITH BARBERS?
John Newcomb.
WHICH TENNIS PLAYER IS MOST LIKELY TO BE MISTAKEN FOR AN AMNESIAC?
Guy Forget.
LALOO PRASAD YADAV WAS INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN A POLITICAL PROTEST IN PARIS. INSTEAD OF LANDING UP AT THE DEMONSTRATION AREA HE HEADED STRAIGHT TO ROLAND GARROS. WHY?
Because Rabri had told him that the biggest rallies happen there.
Lasania.
WHY DID THE POLICE CONSIDER ISSUING AN ARREST WARRANT IN THE NAME OF MR. SLAZENGER, IN THE YEAR 1881?
Because he had created a racket.
WHAT’S COMMON TO AN ACCOUNTANT & A TENNIS PLAYER?
Both detest the word ‘Dues’.
WHICH STYLE OF TENNIS DOES SUGREEV HATE?
Serve & Vaali.
WHY DID THE AD AGENCY HIRE A NEAR BANKRUPT BJORN BORG?
Because they heard he was good with baselines.
WHICH VEGETABLE REMINDS THE MALLU OF A LEGENDARY TENNIS PLAYER?
Lentil.
WHICH TENNIS PLAYER WAS VERY QUICK AT SOLVING PROBLEMS?
Maths Wilander.
WHICH TENNIS PLAYER WAS A HUGE HIT WITH BARBERS?
John Newcomb.
WHICH TENNIS PLAYER IS MOST LIKELY TO BE MISTAKEN FOR AN AMNESIAC?
Guy Forget.
LALOO PRASAD YADAV WAS INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN A POLITICAL PROTEST IN PARIS. INSTEAD OF LANDING UP AT THE DEMONSTRATION AREA HE HEADED STRAIGHT TO ROLAND GARROS. WHY?
Because Rabri had told him that the biggest rallies happen there.
Monday, April 10, 2006
Friday, April 07, 2006
Blade Pakkiri Loves Arjun Singh
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE?
49.5% off.
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH MUSIC PLAYER?
One with no Fast Forward button.
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH CAR?
One that travels only in reverse gear.
WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH’S FAVOURITE CITY?
Kota
WHY DOESN’T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY THAKUR FRIENDS?
Because he’s ‘reserved’ by nature.
WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?
So that he could read ‘backwards’.
ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?
For every SC, there should be an ST.
IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?
Choosing the caste.
IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD THE BALCONY BE CALLED?
Backward Class
IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE TIME?
AD, BC & OBC.
49.5% off.
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH MUSIC PLAYER?
One with no Fast Forward button.
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH CAR?
One that travels only in reverse gear.
WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH’S FAVOURITE CITY?
Kota
WHY DOESN’T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY THAKUR FRIENDS?
Because he’s ‘reserved’ by nature.
WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?
So that he could read ‘backwards’.
ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?
For every SC, there should be an ST.
IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?
Choosing the caste.
IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD THE BALCONY BE CALLED?
Backward Class
IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE TIME?
AD, BC & OBC.
Thursday, April 06, 2006
Adi Kadi # 48
ARASIYALVAADHIKUM SOODHAATTAKAARANUKKUM ENNA VIDHYAASAM?
Soodhaatakaaran kaasa vaachu seat vaanguvaan, arasiyalvaadhi seata vechu kaasu vaanguvaan!
Soodhaatakaaran kaasa vaachu seat vaanguvaan, arasiyalvaadhi seata vechu kaasu vaanguvaan!
Monday, April 03, 2006
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Monday, March 20, 2006
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Friday, March 10, 2006
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Sunday, February 26, 2006
Adi Kadi # 16
INSPECTOR: INDHA LETTERRA YARO TIRUPATHI LENDHU AMICHIRUKKANGA...
CONSTABLE: Eppidi saar kandupidicheenga!
INSPECTOR: YANE NA IDHU MOTTA KADIDASU!
CONSTABLE: Eppidi saar kandupidicheenga!
INSPECTOR: YANE NA IDHU MOTTA KADIDASU!
Friday, February 24, 2006
Adi Kadi # 15
MAN-1: ANDHA MAMA YANE ROMBA KUZHANDA THANAMA BEHAVE PANRAARU?
MAN-2: Adhu onnum illai, avar peru chandamama, adhaan appidi...
MAN-2: Adhu onnum illai, avar peru chandamama, adhaan appidi...
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Friday, February 10, 2006
Adi Kadi # 14
IF WE MOVE A GIRL NAMED THANGAM FROM PLANET EARTH TO MOON, WHAT WILL SHE BECOME?
Massatra Thangam.
Massatra Thangam.
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Kadi Boli # 2
I HAVE A ZARA HATKE PLOT FOR A HINDI FILM. IT'S ABOUT TWO CHARACTERS. VEERU & BASANTI OF SHOLAY. THEY FALL IN LOVE. GET ENGAGED. LIVE WITH EACH OTHER. BUT DURING THIS LIVE-IN, VEERU DISCOVERS BASANTI'S SECRET AFFAIR WITH JAI. AGHAST HE CALLS OFF THE ENGAGEMENT. AND IN THE CLIMAX ELOPES WITH RADHA AS A REVENGE ON BASANTI. CAN YOU TELL ME AN APT NAME FOR THIS POTENTIAL BLOCKBUSTER?
Ring Dey Basanti.
Ring Dey Basanti.
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Blade Pakkiri's Punjabi Dhaba
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FUNNY SURD?
Amuse Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO OWNS A BEAUTY PARLOUR?
Wax Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO’S FULL OF HYPE?
Advertise Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO WANTED TO BE AN AE?
Service Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO’S A MARRIAGE BROKER?
Match Fix Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A COOL SURD?
Pierce Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO NEVER GETS YOUR JOKE?
Still Process Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO FIRES EMPLOYEES?
Right Size Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE?
Crystal Gay Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO GETS SCREWED LEFT, RIGHT & CENTER?
Manmohan Singh
Amuse Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO OWNS A BEAUTY PARLOUR?
Wax Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO’S FULL OF HYPE?
Advertise Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO WANTED TO BE AN AE?
Service Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO’S A MARRIAGE BROKER?
Match Fix Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A COOL SURD?
Pierce Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO NEVER GETS YOUR JOKE?
Still Process Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO FIRES EMPLOYEES?
Right Size Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE?
Crystal Gay Singh
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO GETS SCREWED LEFT, RIGHT & CENTER?
Manmohan Singh
Monday, January 30, 2006
Thursday, January 26, 2006
Blade Pakkiri's Russian Roulette
WHAT DO YOU CALL A STINKING RUSSIAN?
Yuri Nal
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHO LOVES INDIAN JUNK FOOD?
Dmitri Vadapov
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN CHEF WHO’S INTO SOUTH INDIAN CUISINE?
Ivan Dosamov
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SWEET RUSSIAN LADY IN CHENNAI?
Marina Palgova
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHO IS PERPETUALLY UNDER PRESSURE?
Konstantin Dabov
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CORRUPT RUSSIAN WHO NEEDS KICKBACKS ALL THE TIME?
Boris Paisalov
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHORE?
Tatiana Bajadiuski
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHO INVARIABLY GETS THRASHED?
Maxim Markhov
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN MAFIAMAN?
Vladimir Mobokov
WHICH GRAND MASTER COULD COMFORTABLY PASS HIMSELF OFF AS AN ANDHRAITE?
Gary Kaspa Rao
Yuri Nal
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHO LOVES INDIAN JUNK FOOD?
Dmitri Vadapov
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN CHEF WHO’S INTO SOUTH INDIAN CUISINE?
Ivan Dosamov
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SWEET RUSSIAN LADY IN CHENNAI?
Marina Palgova
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHO IS PERPETUALLY UNDER PRESSURE?
Konstantin Dabov
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CORRUPT RUSSIAN WHO NEEDS KICKBACKS ALL THE TIME?
Boris Paisalov
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHORE?
Tatiana Bajadiuski
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHO INVARIABLY GETS THRASHED?
Maxim Markhov
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN MAFIAMAN?
Vladimir Mobokov
WHICH GRAND MASTER COULD COMFORTABLY PASS HIMSELF OFF AS AN ANDHRAITE?
Gary Kaspa Rao
Monday, January 23, 2006
Blade Pakkiri Turns Blade Pakkilee
WHICH IS BRUCE LEE’S FAVOURITE MUSHY SONG?
Trulee, Madlee, Deeplee.
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE EMPTY HEADED COUSIN OF BRUCE LEE?
Kha Lee
TWO OF BRUCE LEE’S NEPHEWS FELL IN LOVE WITH A MORONIC GIRL. AN ENTERPRISING BOLLYWOOD FILMMAKER MADE A HINDI FLICK ON THIS LOVE TRIANGLE. NAME THE FILM FOR ME.
Ek Fool Do Malee
HOW DOES A BRUCE LEE TOY FEEL?
Cudd Lee
WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S SISTER IN LAW?
Sa Lee
WHICH IS BRUCE LEE’S FAVOURITE TOURIST SPOT?
Ba Lee
WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S RELATIVE WHO BECAME A POET?
PB Shelee
WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S FAT AUNT?
Rollee Pollee
WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S NEICE WHO WAS FAMOUS FOR HER RUNNING NOSE?
Mook Shall Lee
WHAT DO YOU CALL BRUCE LEE’S WIDOW?
Amanga Lee
Trulee, Madlee, Deeplee.
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE EMPTY HEADED COUSIN OF BRUCE LEE?
Kha Lee
TWO OF BRUCE LEE’S NEPHEWS FELL IN LOVE WITH A MORONIC GIRL. AN ENTERPRISING BOLLYWOOD FILMMAKER MADE A HINDI FLICK ON THIS LOVE TRIANGLE. NAME THE FILM FOR ME.
Ek Fool Do Malee
HOW DOES A BRUCE LEE TOY FEEL?
Cudd Lee
WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S SISTER IN LAW?
Sa Lee
WHICH IS BRUCE LEE’S FAVOURITE TOURIST SPOT?
Ba Lee
WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S RELATIVE WHO BECAME A POET?
PB Shelee
WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S FAT AUNT?
Rollee Pollee
WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S NEICE WHO WAS FAMOUS FOR HER RUNNING NOSE?
Mook Shall Lee
WHAT DO YOU CALL BRUCE LEE’S WIDOW?
Amanga Lee
Friday, January 20, 2006
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Blade Pakkiri Climbs The Mount
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO INDIAN DJ?
Recording
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FOUL MOUTHED ANGLO INDIAN?
Scolding
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO OWES PEOPLE MONEY?
Outstanding
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO’S ABOUT TO CROAK?
Fading
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MISCHEIVOUS ANGLO?
Just Kidding
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN OBSESE ANGLO WHO’S TAKEN TO DIETING?
Load Shedding
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO’S A PIECE OF SHIT?
Dingleberry
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO MAKES CHINESE CLOCKS?
Ding Dong
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO DABBLES IN TYPOGRAPHY?
Wing Ding
WHAT IS THE ANGLO’S FAVOURITE SONG?
Chuck Berry’s ‘Ding-a-ling’
Recording
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FOUL MOUTHED ANGLO INDIAN?
Scolding
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO OWES PEOPLE MONEY?
Outstanding
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO’S ABOUT TO CROAK?
Fading
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MISCHEIVOUS ANGLO?
Just Kidding
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN OBSESE ANGLO WHO’S TAKEN TO DIETING?
Load Shedding
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO’S A PIECE OF SHIT?
Dingleberry
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO MAKES CHINESE CLOCKS?
Ding Dong
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO DABBLES IN TYPOGRAPHY?
Wing Ding
WHAT IS THE ANGLO’S FAVOURITE SONG?
Chuck Berry’s ‘Ding-a-ling’
Monday, December 26, 2005
Blade Pakkiri's Kutchery
WHICH RAAGA IS A HOT FAVOURITE WITH BEER GUZZLERS?
Kalyani
WHICH RAAGA IS QUITE POPULAR WITH CATS?
Meow Ki Malhaar
WHICH RAAGA WILL THEY PLAY AT RAILWAY STATIONS?
Aa-bogey
FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS WILL LOVE THIS RAAGA. WHICH ONE?
Comboji
NAME THE RAAGA THAT’S DEAR TO VEGETABLE VENDORS.
Keerai-vani
WHICH RAAGA IS LIKELY TO BE A HIT WITH ACCOUNTANTS?
Bill-a-hurry
WHICH RAAG IS BEST FOR PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO A LITTLE CARNATIC MUSIC?
Thodi
JEWS DON’T RELISH THIS RAAGA. WHICH ONE?
Arabi
WHICH RAAGA IS A RAGE WITH SUN TV?
Kalaanidhi
WHICH RAAGA IS ALWAYS ON ASHA BHOSLE’S LIPS?
Panchamam
Kalyani
WHICH RAAGA IS QUITE POPULAR WITH CATS?
Meow Ki Malhaar
WHICH RAAGA WILL THEY PLAY AT RAILWAY STATIONS?
Aa-bogey
FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS WILL LOVE THIS RAAGA. WHICH ONE?
Comboji
NAME THE RAAGA THAT’S DEAR TO VEGETABLE VENDORS.
Keerai-vani
WHICH RAAGA IS LIKELY TO BE A HIT WITH ACCOUNTANTS?
Bill-a-hurry
WHICH RAAG IS BEST FOR PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO A LITTLE CARNATIC MUSIC?
Thodi
JEWS DON’T RELISH THIS RAAGA. WHICH ONE?
Arabi
WHICH RAAGA IS A RAGE WITH SUN TV?
Kalaanidhi
WHICH RAAGA IS ALWAYS ON ASHA BHOSLE’S LIPS?
Panchamam
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Blade Pakkiri's Sting Operation
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE IN A QUANDARY?
Maybee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAT BEE?
Chubbee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A COUGHING BEE?
TB
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE BEE?
Barbee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMILIAN BEE?
Thambee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHORT TEMPERED BEE?
Crabbee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JEWISH BEE?
Rabbee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SOULLESS BEE?
Zombee
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ACTOR BEE?
Big B
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DREAMER BEE?
Wannabee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A COMICAL BEE?
Weatherbee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A WRITER BEE?
HB
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE WITH A SWEET TOOTH?
Jilaybee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE’S FIANCÉ?
Would-bee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE’S SPOUSE?
Bee Bee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE THAT WATCHES HINDI MOVIES OFF AND ON?
Kabee Kabee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE WITH A LONG LIFE?
Lumbee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A NEW BEE IN TOWN?
Ajnabee
NAME THE BEE’S ONLY HOLIDAY.
Milad-un-Nabee
WHAT DO THE BEES LOVE PLAYING?
Frisbee
Maybee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAT BEE?
Chubbee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A COUGHING BEE?
TB
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE BEE?
Barbee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMILIAN BEE?
Thambee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHORT TEMPERED BEE?
Crabbee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A JEWISH BEE?
Rabbee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SOULLESS BEE?
Zombee
WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ACTOR BEE?
Big B
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DREAMER BEE?
Wannabee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A COMICAL BEE?
Weatherbee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A WRITER BEE?
HB
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE WITH A SWEET TOOTH?
Jilaybee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE’S FIANCÉ?
Would-bee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE’S SPOUSE?
Bee Bee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE THAT WATCHES HINDI MOVIES OFF AND ON?
Kabee Kabee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE WITH A LONG LIFE?
Lumbee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A NEW BEE IN TOWN?
Ajnabee
NAME THE BEE’S ONLY HOLIDAY.
Milad-un-Nabee
WHAT DO THE BEES LOVE PLAYING?
Frisbee
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
Adi Kadi # 10
WHY IS TAMIL SNACK FOOD BEST SUITED FOR THOSE WHO LOVE DIETING?
Because Tamil snack food is all about consuming Thin Pandangal.
Because Tamil snack food is all about consuming Thin Pandangal.
Thursday, November 10, 2005
Blade Pakkiri Kills The Bong
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RAMBLING BONG?
Ver Bose
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPORTY BONG?
Adi Das
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WHO’S THE RESERVED TYPE?
Babu More Shy
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WHO’S A GEM OF A SINGER?
Tan Sen
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG-LOVING BONG?
Bow-mick
WHAT DO YOU CALL A NOODLES-LOVING BONG?
Chow-dary
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BILLBOARD-LOVING BONG?
Banner-jee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DUCK-LOVING BONG?
Ganguly
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WHO LOVES TO GO ON STRIKE?
Bandh-o-padhyay
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TALL BONG WHO LOVES DANCING?
Lamba-da
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WITH A SPLIT PERSONALITY?
Dey (as in They)
IF THE PHANTHOM COMIC WERE TO BE MADE AS A BONG MOVIE, WHAT WOULD BE AN APT TITLE?
The Ghosh Who Walks.
IAN FLEMING ONCE HAD ASTORY IDEA ABOUT A QUAINT BENGALI COUPLE WHO NEVER MEET EACH OTHER, BUT STILL KEEP THEIR ROMANCE ALIVE BY EXCHANGING LOVE LETTERS, ALL THEIR LIVES. CAN YOU GIVE ME THE NAME OF THIS SEMINAL BOOK, WHICH NEVER SAW THE LIGHT OF THE DAY?
Chitti Chitti Bong Bong
WHICH BONG HOLDS THE RECORD FOR VISITING THE MOST NUMBER OF PLACES?
Kil Roy. They say, wherever he went, he wrote ‘Kil roy was here’.
BINNY, BEEDI & BITCHY ARE THREE WORDS BONGS ASSOCIATE WITH X. NAME X.
Julius Caesar.
Ver Bose
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPORTY BONG?
Adi Das
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WHO’S THE RESERVED TYPE?
Babu More Shy
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WHO’S A GEM OF A SINGER?
Tan Sen
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG-LOVING BONG?
Bow-mick
WHAT DO YOU CALL A NOODLES-LOVING BONG?
Chow-dary
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BILLBOARD-LOVING BONG?
Banner-jee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DUCK-LOVING BONG?
Ganguly
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WHO LOVES TO GO ON STRIKE?
Bandh-o-padhyay
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TALL BONG WHO LOVES DANCING?
Lamba-da
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WITH A SPLIT PERSONALITY?
Dey (as in They)
IF THE PHANTHOM COMIC WERE TO BE MADE AS A BONG MOVIE, WHAT WOULD BE AN APT TITLE?
The Ghosh Who Walks.
IAN FLEMING ONCE HAD ASTORY IDEA ABOUT A QUAINT BENGALI COUPLE WHO NEVER MEET EACH OTHER, BUT STILL KEEP THEIR ROMANCE ALIVE BY EXCHANGING LOVE LETTERS, ALL THEIR LIVES. CAN YOU GIVE ME THE NAME OF THIS SEMINAL BOOK, WHICH NEVER SAW THE LIGHT OF THE DAY?
Chitti Chitti Bong Bong
WHICH BONG HOLDS THE RECORD FOR VISITING THE MOST NUMBER OF PLACES?
Kil Roy. They say, wherever he went, he wrote ‘Kil roy was here’.
BINNY, BEEDI & BITCHY ARE THREE WORDS BONGS ASSOCIATE WITH X. NAME X.
Julius Caesar.
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Monday, November 07, 2005
Adi Kadi # 8
Broker: Saar oru super jaathagam irukku. Ponnu peru Vibha. Software padichurukka. Nalla kudumbam. Nalla sambalam. Nalla samaippa. Yane, onga paiyan Chaari madhiri nalla kadi jokekum adipa. Paarkalaama?
Father of groom: No. Vanedaam. Vittudunga.
Broker: Yane vanedaamnu solreenga?
Father of groom: Ada poya! Marriage mudinjaatu maatu ponnu peru vibha-chaari nu aiyidum. Enga maanam kappal eri poyidum.
Father of groom: No. Vanedaam. Vittudunga.
Broker: Yane vanedaamnu solreenga?
Father of groom: Ada poya! Marriage mudinjaatu maatu ponnu peru vibha-chaari nu aiyidum. Enga maanam kappal eri poyidum.
Monday, October 31, 2005
Adi Kadi # 7
GAJNI PADAM KADHAANAYAGAN SANJAY RAMASAMY ATM LENDHU PANAM WITHDRAW PANRADHUKKU THAAN KAYILLA OREY ORU CLUE TATTOO PANNI VECHURUPAAR. ADHU ENNA? ADHUKKU PINNADI YENNA LOGIC?
Tattoo: Ask a girl for the PIN number. Logic: Penn budhi, PIN buddhi.
Tattoo: Ask a girl for the PIN number. Logic: Penn budhi, PIN buddhi.
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Adi Kadi # 6
WOMAN-1: ONGA PURUSHAN HOTEL VEKKIRITHUKKU MUNAALA BANK LA VELAI PAARTHARA, ENNA?
Woman-2: Eppidi kandu pidicha?
WOMAN-1: ADHAAN DAILY VIDAAMA, BREAK FASTUKKU 'VANGI BATH' PODRAAREY!
Woman-2: Eppidi kandu pidicha?
WOMAN-1: ADHAAN DAILY VIDAAMA, BREAK FASTUKKU 'VANGI BATH' PODRAAREY!
Sunday, October 09, 2005
Monday, September 26, 2005
Blade Pakkiri's Mixed Raita
NORMAL COUPLES PREFER DATING. THE ADVENTUROUS ONES FAVOUR BLIND DATING. WHAT DO ARCHAELOGIST COUPLES FANCY?
Carbon Dating.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A HOPELESS MALLU WHO ALWAYS FINISHES LAST?
Abys-mull.
WHY DID THE SARDARJI BUY AN IRON BOX FROM THE ELECTRICAL STORE?
Because his doctor told him he had iron deficiency.
LUCIANO PAVAROTTI WOULD BE ELECTED THE MAYOR OF THIS CITY WITHOUT ANY DIFFICULTY. WHICH CITY?
Obesity.
NAME THE ANTHEM OF CHESS PLAYERS IN VARANASI.
Khayikae pawn banaras wala…
WHICH KEY DID THE CHOR USE FOR BREAKING INTO A BUNGALOW WITH AN UNBREAKABLE DARWAZA?
Khid-key.
HUSBAND: ENNA KITCHENLA OREY DAMAAL DOMEEL NU SOUNDU?
Wife: ‘Idi’ appam panrane, adhaan!
VEERAMANI: YANE SAAR DRAVIDA KAZHAGAM KU IPPO MADHIPEY ILLA?
Numerologist: Decay nu peyar vecha adu dhaney nadakkum.
WATCHING WHICH KAMAL FLICK COULD BE INIMICAL TO A DOG’S HEALTH?
Tick Tick Tick
WHY SHOULD MASSAGE PARLOURS BE FREELY ALLOWED IN INDIA?
Because India supports the ‘Freedom of Press’.
Carbon Dating.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A HOPELESS MALLU WHO ALWAYS FINISHES LAST?
Abys-mull.
WHY DID THE SARDARJI BUY AN IRON BOX FROM THE ELECTRICAL STORE?
Because his doctor told him he had iron deficiency.
LUCIANO PAVAROTTI WOULD BE ELECTED THE MAYOR OF THIS CITY WITHOUT ANY DIFFICULTY. WHICH CITY?
Obesity.
NAME THE ANTHEM OF CHESS PLAYERS IN VARANASI.
Khayikae pawn banaras wala…
WHICH KEY DID THE CHOR USE FOR BREAKING INTO A BUNGALOW WITH AN UNBREAKABLE DARWAZA?
Khid-key.
HUSBAND: ENNA KITCHENLA OREY DAMAAL DOMEEL NU SOUNDU?
Wife: ‘Idi’ appam panrane, adhaan!
VEERAMANI: YANE SAAR DRAVIDA KAZHAGAM KU IPPO MADHIPEY ILLA?
Numerologist: Decay nu peyar vecha adu dhaney nadakkum.
WATCHING WHICH KAMAL FLICK COULD BE INIMICAL TO A DOG’S HEALTH?
Tick Tick Tick
WHY SHOULD MASSAGE PARLOURS BE FREELY ALLOWED IN INDIA?
Because India supports the ‘Freedom of Press’.
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Blade Pakkiri's Dance Class
WHAT DO YOU CALL A STUNNING LOOKING DANSEUSE IN TAMIL?
‘Aatam’ Bomb.
BRUCE LEE HAD A DISTANT COUSIN WHO LEARNT BHARATANATYAM. WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
Salangai O Lee.
WHAT’S THE NAME OF SATYAJIT RAY’S NEICE WHO BECAME A RAGE BY PERFORMING IN MANY NIGHT CLUBS IN KOLKATTA?
Caba Ray.
MANOJ NIGHT SHYAMALANUKKU PIDICHA DANCE EDHU?
‘Twist’ Dance.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DANCE TEACHER IN HINDI?
Ghun-guru.
IF SIVAJI GANESAN HAD PLAYED A BALLET DANCER, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN APT TITLE FOR THE MOVIE?
Ballet Pandya.
THE NOW FAMOUS EPANG, OPANG & CHAPANG WERE OFFSPRINGS OF THE LEGENDARY SIKKIMESE BOXER NAMED DAPANG. THIS CELEBRATED PUGILIST HAD A VERY UNIQUE STYLE OF LANDING PUNCHES ON HIS OPPONENTS. WHICH DANCE FORM DID THIS FREESTYLE OF BOXING, INSPIRE?
Dapang Kuthu.
WHICH INDIAN DANCE WAS SO ENCHANTING THAT THE GREEKS WROTE AN EPIC ABOUT IT?
Odissi.
WHICH DANCE FORM IS OFTEN HERALDED BY THE APPEARANCE OF A METRO WATER TANK IN CHENNAI?
The ‘Tap’ Dance.
WHICH BRAND OF ICE CREAMS IS HUGELY POPULAR WITH DANCERS IN VIENNA?
Walls.
‘Aatam’ Bomb.
BRUCE LEE HAD A DISTANT COUSIN WHO LEARNT BHARATANATYAM. WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
Salangai O Lee.
WHAT’S THE NAME OF SATYAJIT RAY’S NEICE WHO BECAME A RAGE BY PERFORMING IN MANY NIGHT CLUBS IN KOLKATTA?
Caba Ray.
MANOJ NIGHT SHYAMALANUKKU PIDICHA DANCE EDHU?
‘Twist’ Dance.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DANCE TEACHER IN HINDI?
Ghun-guru.
IF SIVAJI GANESAN HAD PLAYED A BALLET DANCER, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN APT TITLE FOR THE MOVIE?
Ballet Pandya.
THE NOW FAMOUS EPANG, OPANG & CHAPANG WERE OFFSPRINGS OF THE LEGENDARY SIKKIMESE BOXER NAMED DAPANG. THIS CELEBRATED PUGILIST HAD A VERY UNIQUE STYLE OF LANDING PUNCHES ON HIS OPPONENTS. WHICH DANCE FORM DID THIS FREESTYLE OF BOXING, INSPIRE?
Dapang Kuthu.
WHICH INDIAN DANCE WAS SO ENCHANTING THAT THE GREEKS WROTE AN EPIC ABOUT IT?
Odissi.
WHICH DANCE FORM IS OFTEN HERALDED BY THE APPEARANCE OF A METRO WATER TANK IN CHENNAI?
The ‘Tap’ Dance.
WHICH BRAND OF ICE CREAMS IS HUGELY POPULAR WITH DANCERS IN VIENNA?
Walls.
Saturday, September 10, 2005
Blade Pakkiri's Foray Into Politics
WHICH IS VAIKO’S PREFERRED MODE OF PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION?
‘Kaal’ Taxi
WHY DID MANMOHAN SINGH DENY RAM BILAS PASWAN, THE RAILWAY MINISTRY?
Because Ram Bilas wanted a 42% reservation for Dalits in the Unreserved coaches.
WHAT’S THE NAME OF VEERAMANI’S NEW ADHESIVE FOR OLD PEOPLE?
Dravida Kazha Gum
INSPIRED BY SONIA GANDHI, JACKIE CHAN DECIDED TO ENTER INDIAN POLITICS. WITH HIS NAME & FAME, HE WAS SURE TO GET SOME VOTES. BUT HIS ADVISERS FELT HIS NAME NEEDS AN INDIAN TOUCH. SO WHAT NAME CHANGE DID THEY RECOMMEND?
Jackie Chan-akya.
WHAT DID THE COMMUNIST ORDER IN THE FURNITURE STORE?
Polit Bureau
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE FINANCE MINISTER'S LOO IN PARLIAMENT?
Pee Chidambaram.
WHAT’S COMMON TO THE UPA AGENDA FOR GOVERNANCE AND THE MARCH PAST?
Both go Left, Left, Left, Right, Left…
WHY WAS PH PANDIAN A BIG HIT WITH CHEMISTS?
Because as an assembly speaker he was neither too basic, nor too acidic.
WHICH LIGHT DO THE COMMUNISTS TURN TO WHEN IT’S REALLY DARK?
The Naxalite
IF ONE WERE TO MAKE A MOVIE ON THE BJP NOW, WHAT WOULD BE AN APT TITLE?
Fight Club
‘Kaal’ Taxi
WHY DID MANMOHAN SINGH DENY RAM BILAS PASWAN, THE RAILWAY MINISTRY?
Because Ram Bilas wanted a 42% reservation for Dalits in the Unreserved coaches.
WHAT’S THE NAME OF VEERAMANI’S NEW ADHESIVE FOR OLD PEOPLE?
Dravida Kazha Gum
INSPIRED BY SONIA GANDHI, JACKIE CHAN DECIDED TO ENTER INDIAN POLITICS. WITH HIS NAME & FAME, HE WAS SURE TO GET SOME VOTES. BUT HIS ADVISERS FELT HIS NAME NEEDS AN INDIAN TOUCH. SO WHAT NAME CHANGE DID THEY RECOMMEND?
Jackie Chan-akya.
WHAT DID THE COMMUNIST ORDER IN THE FURNITURE STORE?
Polit Bureau
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE FINANCE MINISTER'S LOO IN PARLIAMENT?
Pee Chidambaram.
WHAT’S COMMON TO THE UPA AGENDA FOR GOVERNANCE AND THE MARCH PAST?
Both go Left, Left, Left, Right, Left…
WHY WAS PH PANDIAN A BIG HIT WITH CHEMISTS?
Because as an assembly speaker he was neither too basic, nor too acidic.
WHICH LIGHT DO THE COMMUNISTS TURN TO WHEN IT’S REALLY DARK?
The Naxalite
IF ONE WERE TO MAKE A MOVIE ON THE BJP NOW, WHAT WOULD BE AN APT TITLE?
Fight Club
Sunday, September 04, 2005
Blade Pakkiri's Veg Kadis
1. WHAT DID THE SENAI KIZHANGU TELL THE SCARED COOK?
‘Yam’ irukka bhayam yane.
2. WHICH IS THE HOTTEST VEGETABLE IN CHENNAI?
‘Katri’ Kaai.
3. WHY DON’T PRESSURE COOKERS WHISTLE IN ANDHRA?
Because in Andhra nadu, a kukka always barks.
4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A TOMATO, WHEN IT REACHES A MARRIAGEABLE AGE?
‘Mana’ Thakkali.
5. WHICH IS THE MOST CUT STONE IN TAMIL NADU?
Vadak-kal. Yena adha ellarum vettu vettunu vettuva.
6. ENDHA POO THANEERIL KARAIYUM?
Up-poo
7. WHICH BAR IS A HUGE HIT WITH TAMILIAN TEETOTALLERS?
Saam-bar
8. WHAT DO YOU CALL A ROTTEN CAN OF BEANS?
Has-Beans.
9. WHICH IS THE DOG’S FAVOURITE VEG SNACK?
Bone-da
10. PUDUSA ORU KAAI TAMIZHAGATHIL VANDHA POZHUDHU, ANDHA KAAIYAI VAANGIYE THEERUVANE ENRU KAMBAR LINE LA NINAARAAM. IDHAN PIRAGU, PEYAR ILLA KAAIYIKKU PEYAR SOOTA PATTADHU. ANDHA KAAIYIN PEYAR ENNAVAGA IRUKKUM?
Queue-Kambar.
‘Yam’ irukka bhayam yane.
2. WHICH IS THE HOTTEST VEGETABLE IN CHENNAI?
‘Katri’ Kaai.
3. WHY DON’T PRESSURE COOKERS WHISTLE IN ANDHRA?
Because in Andhra nadu, a kukka always barks.
4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A TOMATO, WHEN IT REACHES A MARRIAGEABLE AGE?
‘Mana’ Thakkali.
5. WHICH IS THE MOST CUT STONE IN TAMIL NADU?
Vadak-kal. Yena adha ellarum vettu vettunu vettuva.
6. ENDHA POO THANEERIL KARAIYUM?
Up-poo
7. WHICH BAR IS A HUGE HIT WITH TAMILIAN TEETOTALLERS?
Saam-bar
8. WHAT DO YOU CALL A ROTTEN CAN OF BEANS?
Has-Beans.
9. WHICH IS THE DOG’S FAVOURITE VEG SNACK?
Bone-da
10. PUDUSA ORU KAAI TAMIZHAGATHIL VANDHA POZHUDHU, ANDHA KAAIYAI VAANGIYE THEERUVANE ENRU KAMBAR LINE LA NINAARAAM. IDHAN PIRAGU, PEYAR ILLA KAAIYIKKU PEYAR SOOTA PATTADHU. ANDHA KAAIYIN PEYAR ENNAVAGA IRUKKUM?
Queue-Kambar.
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Blade Pakkiri's Kosu Kadis
WHY ARE TAMILIANS PRONE TO GOITRE?
Since they are curd rice freaks, Tamilians have elongated thayir-oid glands.
WHY DO BOMBAY BUS DRIVERS LOVE THE KUNGUMAM ADS?
Because the Kungumam ads keep plugging the line, BEST kanna best.
WHICH IS THE PREFERRED MODE OF TRANSPORT FOR BULLS & BEARS?
‘Share’ Auto
COMMUNISTIKKU PIDICHA GAME EDHU?
Carrom. Yena game la striker illama velaye nadakaadhu.
TAMIL GODS DECIDED TO START A PORTAL FOR THEMSELVES. WHAT DID THEY NAME IT?
e-Ryvan.com
WHICH RAJINI SONG IS VERY POPULAR WITH GOLFERS?
‘Putt-um Padaamaley’
BRUCE LEE’S DISTANT COUSIN IS SAID TO HAVE SETTLED DOWN IN TAMIL NADU AS A JEWELLER. CAN YOU NAME HIM FOR ME?
Chungi Lee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO WORKS IN A PUB?
Cool-Beer Singh
WHICH BIKE IS A HUGE HIT WITH CATS?
Bajaj Eli-minator.
WHY ARE ASHRAMS ALWAYS LUSH GREEN?
Because ashrams are full of seeder-gal.
Since they are curd rice freaks, Tamilians have elongated thayir-oid glands.
WHY DO BOMBAY BUS DRIVERS LOVE THE KUNGUMAM ADS?
Because the Kungumam ads keep plugging the line, BEST kanna best.
WHICH IS THE PREFERRED MODE OF TRANSPORT FOR BULLS & BEARS?
‘Share’ Auto
COMMUNISTIKKU PIDICHA GAME EDHU?
Carrom. Yena game la striker illama velaye nadakaadhu.
TAMIL GODS DECIDED TO START A PORTAL FOR THEMSELVES. WHAT DID THEY NAME IT?
e-Ryvan.com
WHICH RAJINI SONG IS VERY POPULAR WITH GOLFERS?
‘Putt-um Padaamaley’
BRUCE LEE’S DISTANT COUSIN IS SAID TO HAVE SETTLED DOWN IN TAMIL NADU AS A JEWELLER. CAN YOU NAME HIM FOR ME?
Chungi Lee
WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO WORKS IN A PUB?
Cool-Beer Singh
WHICH BIKE IS A HUGE HIT WITH CATS?
Bajaj Eli-minator.
WHY ARE ASHRAMS ALWAYS LUSH GREEN?
Because ashrams are full of seeder-gal.
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Blade Pakkiri Returns From Vanvaas
HANUMAN ODA FAVOURITE KADAI EDHU?
Vaal-Mart
RAM, LAKSHMAN, BHARAT & SHATRUGAN DECIDED TO FORM A COMPANY TO MANUFACTURE WEAPONS. WHAT NAME DID THEY CHOOSE FOR THEIR JOINT VENTURE?
Bow-Fours
KNOCK KNOCK.
Who’s that?
RA.
Ra who?
RAHU & KETU.
WHAT THE GODS & DEMI-GODS DRINK
Kauravas – 100 Pipers
Eklavya – Thums Up
Lord Shiva – Shiva’s Regal
Lord Krishna – Kannan Devan Tea
Pandavas – Chota Coke (Kyonki paanch matlab Chota Coke)
THE KAURAVA TV WAS UNABLE TO DO A LIVE TELECAST OF THE DRAUPADI VASTRAHARAN DUE TO LORD KRISHNA’S MAGICAL ABILITY TO JAM THEIR NETWORK. HOW DID DURYODHANA’S CHANNEL HANDLE THIS SNAFU?
By putting out the message – Sari for the break.
HOW DID RAVANA SERENADE SITA, WHEN HE FIRST CAST HIS EYES ON HER?
By singing ‘dus bahaney kar key le gaye dil’.
WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO TAKE A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY?
Duryodhana. He took a Jeevan Bheema policy before his fight-to-the-finish with the pawan putra.
IF HANUMAN HAD WRITTEN THE RAMAYANA, WHAT WOULD HE HAVE CALLED IT?
A Tail of 2 Cities.
IF GAANDHARI HAD MARRIED PANDU, HER OFFSPRINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN COLLECTIVELY CALLED_______________. FILL IN THE BLANK.
Gaandus.
WHO’S THE CRAZIEST GOD IN HINDU MYTHOLOGY?
Nut Raj
Vaal-Mart
RAM, LAKSHMAN, BHARAT & SHATRUGAN DECIDED TO FORM A COMPANY TO MANUFACTURE WEAPONS. WHAT NAME DID THEY CHOOSE FOR THEIR JOINT VENTURE?
Bow-Fours
KNOCK KNOCK.
Who’s that?
RA.
Ra who?
RAHU & KETU.
WHAT THE GODS & DEMI-GODS DRINK
Kauravas – 100 Pipers
Eklavya – Thums Up
Lord Shiva – Shiva’s Regal
Lord Krishna – Kannan Devan Tea
Pandavas – Chota Coke (Kyonki paanch matlab Chota Coke)
THE KAURAVA TV WAS UNABLE TO DO A LIVE TELECAST OF THE DRAUPADI VASTRAHARAN DUE TO LORD KRISHNA’S MAGICAL ABILITY TO JAM THEIR NETWORK. HOW DID DURYODHANA’S CHANNEL HANDLE THIS SNAFU?
By putting out the message – Sari for the break.
HOW DID RAVANA SERENADE SITA, WHEN HE FIRST CAST HIS EYES ON HER?
By singing ‘dus bahaney kar key le gaye dil’.
WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO TAKE A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY?
Duryodhana. He took a Jeevan Bheema policy before his fight-to-the-finish with the pawan putra.
IF HANUMAN HAD WRITTEN THE RAMAYANA, WHAT WOULD HE HAVE CALLED IT?
A Tail of 2 Cities.
IF GAANDHARI HAD MARRIED PANDU, HER OFFSPRINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN COLLECTIVELY CALLED_______________. FILL IN THE BLANK.
Gaandus.
WHO’S THE CRAZIEST GOD IN HINDU MYTHOLOGY?
Nut Raj
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