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Blade Pakkiri's Vazhiyals

2011-08-06T20:52:00.000-07:00

RAJNIKANT'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Thani Vazhi.

THE JAPANESE FOREX DEALER'S PUNCHLINE: Yen Vazhi Thani Vazhi.

AVOGADRO'S PUNCHLINE: 'N' Vazhi Thani Vazhi.

THE BUDDHIST'S PUNCHLINE: Zen Vazhi Thani Vazhi.

THE TASMAC MAN'S PUNCHLINE: Yen Vazhi Thanni Vazhi.

THE STAND-UP COMEDIAN'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Funny Vazhi.

RAVI SHASTRI'S MOST RECENT PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Sunny Vazhi.

HUGH HEFNER'S PUNCHLINE: En Vazhi Bunny Vazhi.

THE SQUINT GUY'S PUNCHLINE: En Vizhi Thani Vazhi.

THE BRA BURNER'S PUNCHLINE: Penn Vazhi Thani Vazhi.

Blade Pakkiri Takes to the Streets

2011-07-11T21:35:00.000-07:00

WHERE DO YOU HEAD WHEN YOU HAVE A SORE THROAT IN CHENNAI?
Halls Road

WHERE DO BEER LOVERS HANG OUT IN CHENNAI?
Miller’s Road

WHICH IS THE BEST PLACE TO PLAY HOLI IN CHENNAI?
Rang-anathan Street

WHICH ROAD DO MONKEYS AVOID IN CHENNAI?
Vaal Tax Road

WHERE DO INVESTORS TAKE SHELTER IN CHENNAI WHEN THEY ARE IN THE GRIP OF A BEAR HUG?
TurnBulls Road

WHERE ARE YOU LIKELY TO FIND MONEY LAUNDERERS IN CHENNAI?
Whites Road

WHICH ROAD CELEBRATES TAX PAYERS IN CHENNAI?
PANtheon Road

WHERE DO MONGRELS LIKE TO LOAF AROUND IN CHENNAI?
RK Mutt Road

WHICH ROAD IN CHENNAI IS ADORED THE MOST BY CARDIAC SURGEONS?
Chennai Bypass Road

WHERE DO BIGAMISTS PREFER TO HOUSE THEIR SPOUSES IN CHENNAI?
The Inner Ring Road & the Outer Ring Road.

Adi Kadi # 48

2010-07-01T10:42:00.000-07:00

STUDENTSUKKU PIDIKAADHA BUS EDHU?
Syllabus!

Blade Pakkiri wages a war against nations

2009-11-25T18:32:00.000-08:00

1. AVASARA KUDUKKAI-KU PIDICHA NAADU EDHU?
Urgent-tina.

2. ORU SAAVU GRAAKI POGA VENDIYA NAADU EDHU?
Yemen

3. BISCUIT PIRIYARGAL VIRUMBUM NAADU EDHU?
Monaco

4.THERE ARE ONLY THREE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD THAT GIVE NO RESPECT TO MEN. NAME THEM.
Cana-da, Rwan-da and Grena-da.

5. IF WE QUARANTINE ALL ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES IN AD AGENCIES, WHICH NATION ARE YOU LIKELY TO FORM?
UAE

6. IF STAND UP COMEDIANS WERE TO IMMIGRATE TO ONE COUNTRY, IT WILL BE…?
Siri-ya

7. WHICH IS THE PREFERRED DESTINATION OF MYSTERY NOVELISTS?
Poe-land

8. DEVA, KARUNAAS MADHIRI MAKKAL IRUKKA VENDIYA NAADU EDHU?
Ghana

9. WHICH IS THE ONLY TAM BRAM FRIENDLY NATION IN THE WORLD?
Iyer-land.

10. DRIVING SCHOOLS ELLAAM SERNDHU ORU COUNTRY FORM PANNA, ADHUKKU PEYAR ENNA VEKKALAAM?
L-Salvador

The Raja PJs

2009-10-29T09:14:00.000-07:00

WHAT WAS RAJA'S 170,000 CRORE DILEMMA?
2G or not 2G.

WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE DRINK?
Spect-RUM.

WHAT WOULD RAJA DRINK IF HE WERE A TEETOTALLER?
TENDER-Coconut.

IF RAJA WERE A SOCCER PLAYER, WHAT WOULD BE HIS FAVOURITE SHOT?
Kickback

WHY DID THE GOVERNMENT OF INDIA DESIGNATE A.RAJA AS A VIP?
Because he has more 'suitcases' than any other minister.

WHICH GARDENING TECHNIQUE IS RAJA GOOD AT?
Graft

WHAT IS RAJA'S FAVOURITE SONG?
Give it to me, baby!

WHAT ARE RAJA'S FAVOURITE MOVIES?
Grease and Grease 2.

WHAT'S COMMON TO A PERSONAL COMPUTER AND RAJA'S MINISTRY?
Both are very likely to have corrupt files.

Adi Kadi # 47

2009-07-22T09:29:00.000-07:00

WHY DIDN'T THE DEVOUT MUSLIM BHAI BUY KEROSENE?
Because he heard it's called KrishnOil.

Adi Kadi # 46

2009-07-11T23:03:00.000-07:00

WHAT'S THE INSOMNIAC TAMILIAN'S FAVOURITE FOOD?
'Owl' Upma.

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Adi Kadi # 45

2008-07-13T09:37:00.000-07:00

WHAT DOES THE TAMIL DOG GET HIGH ON?
Stolich-naaya

Adi Kadi # 44

2008-07-13T09:36:00.000-07:00

WHY DO INDIAN WOMEN STINK?
Because they are all Naaris :-)

Adi Kadi # 43

2008-07-13T09:22:00.000-07:00

WHY ARE ALL TAMILIAN COOKS, COMMUNISTS BY DEFAULT?
Because they can't make their Dosa, Idli or Vada without the help of Mao.

Adi Kadi # 42

2008-05-22T20:27:00.000-07:00

WHICH TURTLE IS A SOCIAL OUTCAST?
Theendaamai.

Adi Kadi # 41

2008-03-21T20:28:00.000-07:00

WHO'S THE MOST COPYRIGHT-CONSCIOUS SINGER?
TM Sounderrajan.

Adi Kadi # 40

2008-03-15T21:06:00.000-07:00

WHICH GRAPHIC DESIGN SOFTWARE IS UNBEATABLE IN CHESS?
Corel Draw.

Blade Pakkiri & Mani Matters

2008-03-15T20:10:00.000-07:00

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RITUALISTIC TAMILIAN?
CereMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A STINGY TAMILIAN?
ParsiMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A NASTY TAMILIAN?
AcriMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMILIAN WITNESS?
TestiMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MUSICALLY INCLINED TAMILIAN?
HarMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHEMICALLY INCLINED TAMILIAN?
AntiMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOMINATING TAMILIAN?
HegeMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A HYPOCRITICAL TAMILIAN?
SanctiMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMILIAN DIVORCEE?
AliMani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FASHIONABLE TAMILIAN?
ArMani

Blade Pakkiri's Vanishing Act

2006-07-24T22:55:00.000-07:00

IF TOYS 'R' US WERE TO SACK ALL ITS EMPLOYEES, WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED?
We 'R' Us

AKBAR'S BIOGRAPHY WAS CALLED AKBARNAMA. BABAR'S WAS NAMED BABARNAMA. WHAT WILL BE THE APT TITLE FOR A QUITTER'S MEMOIRS?
Rajinama

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INVISIBLE PUNJABI KUDI?
Missingh

WHAT DID CLARK KENT GET AFTER RETIREMENT?
Super Annuation

NO COMPANY WANTED TO RECRUIT MIDAS AS VP (HR). WHY?
Because every handshake of Midas was a Golden Handshake.

Adi Kadi # 36

2006-07-16T20:52:00.000-07:00

WHAT IS A SIMBU COUNTDOWN?
Nayan, eight, seven, six, five...

Adi Kadi # 37

2006-07-16T20:39:00.000-07:00

WHY SHOULD ANBUMANI BE IN THE INDIAN OLYMPIC TEAM?
Because he AIIMS well. And he fires as well.

Adi Kadi # 38

2006-07-16T20:35:00.000-07:00

WHY IS CHENNAI NOT CLASSIFIED AS A VEGETARIAN CITY?
Yena Chennaila Eggmore irukku.

Thathuva Kadi # 16

2006-07-10T21:21:00.000-07:00

Oru ambassador fiatukku maaralaam
Aana oru fiat ambassadorukku maaara mudiyuma?

Thathuva Kadi # 15

2006-07-10T21:01:00.000-07:00

Tiruchikku ponaalum, Maduraikku ponaalum,
Madras Eye, Madras Eye dhaan.

Thathuva Kadi # 14

2006-07-10T20:49:00.000-07:00

Idlikku chutney
Purushanukku pathini

Thathuva Kadi # 13

2006-07-10T20:44:00.000-07:00

Male naata thedi pogalaam
Aana female naata thedi poga mudiyadhu

Thathuva Kadi # 12

2006-07-10T20:39:00.000-07:00

Shankar-ra, Shankar aiya nu koopidalaam
Aana David-da, David aiya nu koopidalaama?

Thathuva Kadi # 11

2006-07-10T20:36:00.000-07:00

Balla paathu nadungaravan bowledu
Balla paathu nadungaadhavan boldu

Thathuva Kadi # 10

2006-07-10T20:34:00.000-07:00

PSBB pasanga dav adikkalaam
Aana DAV pasanga PSBB adikkamudiyadhu

Thathuva Kadi # 9

2006-07-10T20:30:00.000-07:00

Fasta pannaaalum, slowa pannaalum
Medhu vada, medhu vada dhaan

Thathuva Kadi # 8

2006-07-10T20:19:00.000-07:00

Enna dhaan sweeta irundhaalum sakkara vyaadhi pogaadhu.

Thathuva Kadi # 7

2006-07-10T20:16:00.000-07:00

Enna dhaan karuppa irundha kooda
Patchai tamizhan, patchai tamizhan dhaan

Thathuva Kadi # 6

2006-07-09T21:40:00.000-07:00

Doctor patienta irukkalaam.
Aana patient doctora irukka mudiyaadhu.

Thathuva Kadi # 5

2006-07-09T21:30:00.000-07:00

Cricket fieldera irundhaa missed call.
Mine fieldera irundha missed kaal.

Thathuva Kadi # 4

2006-07-09T21:22:00.000-07:00

Jam potta kooda butterfly, butterfly dhaan.

Thathuva Kadi # 3

2006-07-09T21:05:00.000-07:00

Nee enna dhaan Income Tax commissionera irundha kooda unakku worry vilakku kidaiyadhu.

Thathuva Kadi # 2

2006-07-09T20:59:00.000-07:00

Car ra park pannalaaam.
Aana park ka car panna mudiyuma?

Thathuva Kadi # 1

2006-07-09T20:47:00.000-07:00

Vannaan manasu vecha edha vena vellai aakiduvaan.
Aana edha vechalum manasa vellai aaka mudiyuma?

Adi Kadi # 39

2006-07-05T21:36:00.000-07:00

SIGN OUTSIDE AN ANDHRA RESTAURANT:
Meals Reddy

Kadi Boli # 33

2006-07-02T20:56:00.000-07:00

FRITO LAYS PLANS TO LAUNCH A BRAND OF CHIPS THAT CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH. WHAT DO THEY INTEND TO CALL IT?
Chutkulays

Adi Kadi # 40

2006-06-18T09:23:00.000-07:00

WHAT DID THE TAMIL WALL SAY TO THE HINDI WALL POSTER?
Suvar key bacchey.

Adi Kadi # 41

2006-06-18T09:02:00.000-07:00

WHICH GOATEE IS ALWAYS IN VOGUE IN COASTAL AREAS?
Padagoatee

Adi Kadi # 42

2006-06-18T08:52:00.000-07:00

AVASARA KUDUKKAIKU PIDICHA RUM EDHU?
Seekrum

Adi Kadi # 43

2006-06-18T08:46:00.000-07:00

MAN-1: MAPPILAI YANE NINNUNDEY THAALI KATRAAR
Man-2: Avar dhaan stand-up comedian aachey...

Blade Pakkiri's Pharmacy

2006-06-07T22:12:00.000-07:00

WHAT MEDICINE WILL YOU GET IF YOU KEEP A CAKE OF RIN DETERGENT IN THE REFRIGERATOR?
Colder Rin

HOW DO YOU PUT DOLLS TO SLEEP?
Give them Barbie-turates.

VAANDHI EDUKAADHA MEEN EDHU?
Avomeen

WHAT DID THE RETARD TAKE FOR KAAKAA VALEE?
Crow-cin.

WHICH MEDICINE IS VERY POPULAR WITH MUSLIMS WHO VISIT MECCA?
Haj-moola

AMONG ALL MEDICINES, WHAT DO NAATU VAIDHYAR’S FIND REALLY YUM?
Kashaayum

WHICH DRUG WAS FORMULATED TO CURE THE CONSTIPATION OF ASTERIX & COMPANY BY DRUID GETAFIX?
Isabo Gaul.

WHICH IS THE MOST TOP-OF-THE-MIND HEALTH BRAND AMONG CANDLE MAKERS?
Wicks

WOMEN IN TAMIL NADU DIDN’T COSY UP TO AN ENERGY DRINK FORMULATION BECAUSE THEY FOUND THE NAME QUITE DISRESPECTFUL. WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
Glucon-D

IF ‘DON’ BECOMES A FLOP, FARHAN AKHTAR IS PLANNING TO SUBJECT THE AUDIENCE TO A SEQUEL. CAN YOU GIVE ME ITS WORKING TITLE?
Saridon

Blade Pakkiri Earns The Iyengar's Ire

2006-05-30T11:34:00.000-07:00

IF RICHARD BACH HAD INCLUDED AN ORTHODOX TAM BRAM CHARACTER IN HIS BOOK ‘JONATHAN LIVINGSTONE SEAGULL’, WHAT WOULD HE HAVE NAMED HIM AS?
Shastri Gull

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAM BRAM SPINNER WHO CAN BOWL CHINAMANS & GOOGLIES?
Ambi-dextrous.

IF CHARLOTTE BRONTE HAD WRITTEN A TALE ABOUT A TAM BRAM LADY, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN ITS TITLE?
Jane Iyer

A TAM BRAM DAD HATED HIS TWIN CHILDREN. ONE HE NAMED ABISH. WHAT DID HE CALL THE OTHER BOY?
Abish 2

WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF THE TAM BRAM MALE?
Agraha Rum

WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF A TAM BRAM PRIEST?
Goth Rum

WHAT’S THE FAVOURITE DRINK OF THE TAM BRAM FEMALE?
Kanjeeva Rum

WHAT GUM DOES THE TAM BRAM ASTROLOGER LOVE TO CHEW?
Panchang Gum

IF RAHUL DRAVID HAD BEEN AN IYER BOY, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HIS NICKNAME?
Iyerwall

A WHITE SKINNED LADY ADOPTED AN IYENGAR BOY OUT OF CULTURAL CURIOSITY. THEN SHE DUMPED HIM IN NO TIME. WHAT DO YOU CALL SUCH A LADY IN TAM BRAM PARLANCE?
Na Mum

Blade Pakkri Turns Biscuit Bandit

2006-05-21T23:07:00.000-07:00

PATAUDIKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Tiger

PAITHIYAKARANUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Krackjack

MUTTAALKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Bekuman's

SPLIT PERSONALITYKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
50-50

AMMAN KOIL ARCHAGARUKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Marie

GAMBLERUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Monaco

CENTRAL MINISTERUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Parle-Ji

DUBAI KARARNUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Gold Biscuit

LEATHER MERCHANTUKKU PIDICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
Hide & Seek

DAYANIDHI MARANUKKU PIDHICHA BISCUIT EDHU?
SUN-Feast

Blade Pakkiri Says Sayonara

2006-05-14T05:43:00.000-07:00

WHAT WERE THE TWO THINGS HITLER LIKED ABOUT JAPAN?
Judo & Jujitsu. He thought they were jew-bashing techniques.

WHAT WAS HH MUNRO’S FAVOURITE BIKE?
Kawasaki

WHAT DID PAUL MCCARTNEY SAY AFTER SEEING JOHN LENNON’S GIRL FRIEND?
Yoko Oh No!

SAI BABA HAS A DISTANT COUSIN IN JAPAN. THEY SAY HE’S A 4-FOOTER. CAN YOU GIVE ME HIS NAME?
Bon Sai Baba

WHY DID THE BLONDE WHORE THINK, ALL JAPANESE MEN WERE POLITICIANS?
Because she often heard them say, “I have an election”.

JAPAN KARANUKKU PIDICHA KAAI EDHU?
Akai

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE IN JAPANESE?
Origamy

WHAT DO YOU CALL A JAPANESE IMMIGRANT WHO DABBLES IN PHOTOGRAPHY?
ReFuji

WHICH TAMIL SINGER’S NAME IS UTTERED OFTEN IN JAPANESE RESTAURANTS IN DELHI?
Sushi La

WHY DO SUMO WRESTLERS NEVER WISH TO BECOME PARLIAMENTARIANS?
Because in Japan, the parliament is called the Diet.

Blade Pakkiri's Gujarat Riot

2006-05-05T12:10:00.000-07:00

IF A GUJJU GOLFER WERE TO WRITE AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY, WHAT WOULD BE ITS TITLE?
Putt Tale

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GLASSMAKER?
She Shah

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU GIRL WHO SEEKS NIRVANA?
Kurt Co Ben

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJARATI BOOTLEGGER?
Daarubhai Ambani

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TALL AND THIN GUJARATI?
So-lanky

IF CHO RAMASAMI WERE TO MIGRATE TO GUJARAT, WHAT WOULD HE BE CALLED?
Kemcho Ramasami

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GUJJU DANCE LOVING RUSSIAN?
Garbachev

WHICH IS THE GUJJU’S FAVOURITE NUMBER?
Six. Because if you’re a Gujju everything ends with a chhe.

WHICH OUTLAW MOVIE WILL BE A BLOCKBUSTER IN GUJARAT?
Bhuj Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

WHY DID THE GUJJU GIRL CALL OFF HER WEDDING WITH THE TAMIL BOY?
Because she heard he had ordered for a Gujarati thali instead of a mangalsutra.

Blade Pakkiri Goes Canvassing

2006-04-29T03:45:00.000-07:00

HOW MANY TOES DOES A POLITICIAN HAVE DURING ELECTIONS?
11 (including the manifestoe)

"YOU VOTE FOR ME, I'LL GIVE YOU A COLOUR TV," WHAT IS THE TWO WORD TERM FOR SUCH KICKBACKS?
Election Commission

WHICH IS THE ARASIYAL VAADHI'S MOST PREFERRED BREAK FAST ITEM?
Oats.

WHAT'S COMMON TO AN INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE AND A CHIT FUND?
Both lose their deposits.

VAIKO KUDIKKUM BAANAM EDHU?
Bamba Rum

WHY IS MK STALIN CONSIDERED DMK'S BRIGHTEST PROSPECT?
Because he's standing in Thousand Lights.

WHICH FORM OF DEATH DOES DAYANIDHI MARAN PREFER?
”Sethaalum, SUN-stroke la daan naan saavane!”

IF T. RAJENDAR WERE TO ASK SIMBU TO MAKE A MOVIE ON AMMA, WHAT WOULD THE CHIMP CALL IT?
Petti Jaya

MAN-1: AVAR YANE KALYAANA SAAPAADU SAAPDAAMA POITAARU…
MAN-2: Adhuva, avar DMK aalu. Pandhila oru ilai podrathu badhila retta illai pottutaangalaam!

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MOBILE POLLING BOOTH?
Walk-ku Chavadi.

Punch Dialogue # 3

2006-04-29T03:10:00.000-07:00

Kalaignarukku vote potta aduppu varum.
Ammavukku vote potta kaduppu varum.

Adi Kadi # 44

2006-04-19T20:20:00.000-07:00

BLADE PAKKIRI KNOWS ONLY 25 ENGLISH ALPHABETS. WHY?
Because he is in the business of Aru Y.

Adi Kadi # 45

2006-04-15T21:10:00.000-07:00

BRUCE LEE'S RELATIVE WAS ONE OF THE KEY FIGURES BEHIND THE GREEN REVOLUTION IN INDIA. CAN YOU NAME HIM FOR ME?
Hariyalee.

Adi Kadi # 46

2006-04-12T21:24:00.000-07:00

WHICH HINDI FILM SONG WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DOWNFALL OF THE TAMIL MAGAZINE, 'KALKI'?
Chodo Kalki batein. Kalki baat purani...

Blade Pakkiri Goes To Court

2006-04-11T22:05:00.000-07:00

WHICH ITALIAN DISH IS NAMED AFTER AN INDIAN TENNIS PLAYER?
Lasania.

WHY DID THE POLICE CONSIDER ISSUING AN ARREST WARRANT IN THE NAME OF MR. SLAZENGER, IN THE YEAR 1881?
Because he had created a racket.

WHAT’S COMMON TO AN ACCOUNTANT & A TENNIS PLAYER?
Both detest the word ‘Dues’.

WHICH STYLE OF TENNIS DOES SUGREEV HATE?
Serve & Vaali.

WHY DID THE AD AGENCY HIRE A NEAR BANKRUPT BJORN BORG?
Because they heard he was good with baselines.

WHICH VEGETABLE REMINDS THE MALLU OF A LEGENDARY TENNIS PLAYER?
Lentil.

WHICH TENNIS PLAYER WAS VERY QUICK AT SOLVING PROBLEMS?
Maths Wilander.

WHICH TENNIS PLAYER WAS A HUGE HIT WITH BARBERS?
John Newcomb.

WHICH TENNIS PLAYER IS MOST LIKELY TO BE MISTAKEN FOR AN AMNESIAC?
Guy Forget.

LALOO PRASAD YADAV WAS INVITED TO PARTICIPATE IN A POLITICAL PROTEST IN PARIS. INSTEAD OF LANDING UP AT THE DEMONSTRATION AREA HE HEADED STRAIGHT TO ROLAND GARROS. WHY?
Because Rabri had told him that the biggest rallies happen there.

Adi Kadi # 47

2006-04-10T19:05:00.000-07:00

WHAT IS THE TAMIL WORD FOR A WOMAN PACE BOWLER WITH A SUSPECT ACTION?
Chuckalathi.

Blade Pakkiri Loves Arjun Singh

2006-04-07T22:04:00.000-07:00

WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE?
49.5% off.

WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH MUSIC PLAYER?
One with no Fast Forward button.

WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH CAR?
One that travels only in reverse gear.

WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH’S FAVOURITE CITY?
Kota

WHY DOESN’T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY THAKUR FRIENDS?
Because he’s ‘reserved’ by nature.

WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?
So that he could read ‘backwards’.

ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?
For every SC, there should be an ST.

IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?
Choosing the caste.

IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD THE BALCONY BE CALLED?
Backward Class

IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE TIME?
AD, BC & OBC.

Adi Kadi # 48

2006-04-06T10:32:00.000-07:00

ARASIYALVAADHIKUM SOODHAATTAKAARANUKKUM ENNA VIDHYAASAM?
Soodhaatakaaran kaasa vaachu seat vaanguvaan, arasiyalvaadhi seata vechu kaasu vaanguvaan!

Adi Kadi # 49

2006-04-03T20:13:00.000-07:00

WHICH IS ACTRESS RAMBA'S FAVOURITE MONTH?
Thigh maasam.

Adi Kadi # 50

2006-03-23T00:08:00.000-08:00

WHY DOES HARKISHEN SINGH SURJEET HATE BLOGS?
Because most of them dish out RSS feeds.

Adi Kadi # 91

2006-03-20T20:59:00.000-08:00

WHAT DO YOU CALL A PUNJABI BATSMAN?
Balle Balle Baaz.

Adi Kadi # 21

2006-03-15T19:07:00.000-08:00

WHICH MUSIC BAND IS POPULAR WITH DOGS?
Bony-M.

Adi Kadi # 20

2006-03-15T19:05:00.000-08:00

WHAT WAS THE GUCCI BRAND CALLED AFTER DOWNSIZING?
Oma-Gucci.

Adi Kadi # 19

2006-03-15T18:54:00.000-08:00

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN UPWARDLY MOBILE RAT?
Eli-vator.

Adi Kadi # 18

2006-03-15T18:49:00.000-08:00

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RAT WITH WINGS?
Eli-copter.

Punch Dialogue # 2

2006-03-10T18:12:00.000-08:00

Aan paala irukkattum...aavin paala irukattum....paal irundhaal dhaan aadai.

Adi Kadi # 17

2006-03-10T18:09:00.000-08:00

PULLI RAJAVUKKU PIDICHA GAME ENNAVO?
Adu Pulli Aatam.

Punch Dialogue # 1

2006-02-28T02:42:00.000-08:00

Kamal, Vikram la nadichirukaaru. Aana Vikram, Kamal la nadikkamudiyuma.

Adi Kadi # 16

2006-02-26T02:07:00.000-08:00

INSPECTOR: INDHA LETTERRA YARO TIRUPATHI LENDHU AMICHIRUKKANGA...
CONSTABLE: Eppidi saar kandupidicheenga!
INSPECTOR: YANE NA IDHU MOTTA KADIDASU!

Adi Kadi # 15

2006-02-24T19:59:00.000-08:00

MAN-1: ANDHA MAMA YANE ROMBA KUZHANDA THANAMA BEHAVE PANRAARU?
MAN-2: Adhu onnum illai, avar peru chandamama, adhaan appidi...

Kadi Boli # 4

2006-02-23T09:08:00.000-08:00

MAN: Sirjee, can you give me a lift?
SURD: Oi, I am Santa Singh. Not Otis Singh.

Adi Kadi # 14

2006-02-10T01:04:00.000-08:00

IF WE MOVE A GIRL NAMED THANGAM FROM PLANET EARTH TO MOON, WHAT WILL SHE BECOME?
Massatra Thangam.

Kadi Boli # 3

2006-02-09T03:58:00.000-08:00

Kudi Kudiyai Kedukkum is not a Punjabi lesbian movie.

Kadi Boli # 2

2006-02-07T21:42:00.000-08:00

I HAVE A ZARA HATKE PLOT FOR A HINDI FILM. IT'S ABOUT TWO CHARACTERS. VEERU & BASANTI OF SHOLAY. THEY FALL IN LOVE. GET ENGAGED. LIVE WITH EACH OTHER. BUT DURING THIS LIVE-IN, VEERU DISCOVERS BASANTI'S SECRET AFFAIR WITH JAI. AGHAST HE CALLS OFF THE ENGAGEMENT. AND IN THE CLIMAX ELOPES WITH RADHA AS A REVENGE ON BASANTI. CAN YOU TELL ME AN APT NAME FOR THIS POTENTIAL BLOCKBUSTER?
Ring Dey Basanti.

Blade Pakkiri's Punjabi Dhaba

2006-02-02T20:59:00.000-08:00

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FUNNY SURD?
Amuse Singh

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO OWNS A BEAUTY PARLOUR?
Wax Singh

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO’S FULL OF HYPE?
Advertise Singh

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO WANTED TO BE AN AE?
Service Singh

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO’S A MARRIAGE BROKER?
Match Fix Singh

WHAT DO YOU CALL A COOL SURD?
Pierce Singh

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO NEVER GETS YOUR JOKE?
Still Process Singh

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO FIRES EMPLOYEES?
Right Size Singh

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE?
Crystal Gay Singh

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO GETS SCREWED LEFT, RIGHT & CENTER?
Manmohan Singh

Adi Kadi # 13

2006-01-30T09:58:00.000-08:00

ANDHRA KARANUKKU PIDIKAADHA TEA EDHU?
Gol-tea.

Blade Pakkiri's Russian Roulette

2006-01-26T19:43:00.000-08:00

WHAT DO YOU CALL A STINKING RUSSIAN?
Yuri Nal

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHO LOVES INDIAN JUNK FOOD?
Dmitri Vadapov

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN CHEF WHO’S INTO SOUTH INDIAN CUISINE?
Ivan Dosamov

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SWEET RUSSIAN LADY IN CHENNAI?
Marina Palgova

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHO IS PERPETUALLY UNDER PRESSURE?
Konstantin Dabov

WHAT DO YOU CALL A CORRUPT RUSSIAN WHO NEEDS KICKBACKS ALL THE TIME?
Boris Paisalov

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHORE?
Tatiana Bajadiuski

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WHO INVARIABLY GETS THRASHED?
Maxim Markhov

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN MAFIAMAN?
Vladimir Mobokov

WHICH GRAND MASTER COULD COMFORTABLY PASS HIMSELF OFF AS AN ANDHRAITE?
Gary Kaspa Rao

Blade Pakkiri Turns Blade Pakkilee

2006-01-23T19:55:00.000-08:00

WHICH IS BRUCE LEE’S FAVOURITE MUSHY SONG?
Trulee, Madlee, Deeplee.

WHAT DO YOU CALL THE EMPTY HEADED COUSIN OF BRUCE LEE?
Kha Lee

TWO OF BRUCE LEE’S NEPHEWS FELL IN LOVE WITH A MORONIC GIRL. AN ENTERPRISING BOLLYWOOD FILMMAKER MADE A HINDI FLICK ON THIS LOVE TRIANGLE. NAME THE FILM FOR ME.
Ek Fool Do Malee

HOW DOES A BRUCE LEE TOY FEEL?
Cudd Lee

WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S SISTER IN LAW?
Sa Lee

WHICH IS BRUCE LEE’S FAVOURITE TOURIST SPOT?
Ba Lee

WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S RELATIVE WHO BECAME A POET?
PB Shelee

WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S FAT AUNT?
Rollee Pollee

WHAT’S THE NAME OF BRUCE LEE’S NEICE WHO WAS FAMOUS FOR HER RUNNING NOSE?
Mook Shall Lee

WHAT DO YOU CALL BRUCE LEE’S WIDOW?
Amanga Lee

Kadi Boli # 1

2006-01-20T20:05:00.000-08:00

Uttar Pradesh kay kuch gaon mein, aaj bhi, na nal hai, na urinal.

Blade Pakkiri Climbs The Mount

2005-12-29T19:29:00.000-08:00

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO INDIAN DJ?
Recording

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FOUL MOUTHED ANGLO INDIAN?
Scolding

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO OWES PEOPLE MONEY?
Outstanding

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO’S ABOUT TO CROAK?
Fading

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MISCHEIVOUS ANGLO?
Just Kidding

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN OBSESE ANGLO WHO’S TAKEN TO DIETING?
Load Shedding

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO’S A PIECE OF SHIT?
Dingleberry

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO MAKES CHINESE CLOCKS?
Ding Dong

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ANGLO WHO DABBLES IN TYPOGRAPHY?
Wing Ding

WHAT IS THE ANGLO’S FAVOURITE SONG?
Chuck Berry’s ‘Ding-a-ling’

Adi Kadi # 13

2005-12-29T01:04:00.000-08:00

WHICH FOLK SINGER IS HUGELY POPULAR WITH ORNITHOLOGISTS?
'Paravai' Muniyamma.

Blade Pakkiri's Kutchery

2005-12-26T02:10:00.000-08:00

WHICH RAAGA IS A HOT FAVOURITE WITH BEER GUZZLERS?
Kalyani

WHICH RAAGA IS QUITE POPULAR WITH CATS?
Meow Ki Malhaar

WHICH RAAGA WILL THEY PLAY AT RAILWAY STATIONS?
Aa-bogey

FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS WILL LOVE THIS RAAGA. WHICH ONE?
Comboji

NAME THE RAAGA THAT’S DEAR TO VEGETABLE VENDORS.
Keerai-vani

WHICH RAAGA IS LIKELY TO BE A HIT WITH ACCOUNTANTS?
Bill-a-hurry

WHICH RAAG IS BEST FOR PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO A LITTLE CARNATIC MUSIC?
Thodi

JEWS DON’T RELISH THIS RAAGA. WHICH ONE?
Arabi

WHICH RAAGA IS A RAGE WITH SUN TV?
Kalaanidhi

WHICH RAAGA IS ALWAYS ON ASHA BHOSLE’S LIPS?
Panchamam

Blade Pakkiri's Sting Operation

2005-12-20T09:34:00.000-08:00

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE IN A QUANDARY?
Maybee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAT BEE?
Chubbee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A COUGHING BEE?
TB

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE BEE?
Barbee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TAMILIAN BEE?
Thambee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SHORT TEMPERED BEE?
Crabbee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A JEWISH BEE?
Rabbee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SOULLESS BEE?
Zombee

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ACTOR BEE?
Big B

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DREAMER BEE?
Wannabee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A COMICAL BEE?
Weatherbee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A WRITER BEE?
HB

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE WITH A SWEET TOOTH?
Jilaybee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE’S FIANCÉ?
Would-bee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE’S SPOUSE?
Bee Bee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE THAT WATCHES HINDI MOVIES OFF AND ON?
Kabee Kabee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BEE WITH A LONG LIFE?
Lumbee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A NEW BEE IN TOWN?
Ajnabee

NAME THE BEE’S ONLY HOLIDAY.
Milad-un-Nabee

WHAT DO THE BEES LOVE PLAYING?
Frisbee

Adi Kadi # 12

2005-12-14T00:07:00.000-08:00

WHO IS THE COOLEST BUSINESSMAN IN TAMIL NADU?
AC Muthiah.

Adi Kadi # 11

2005-12-03T20:59:00.000-08:00

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL A 'SHAPELY HIPS BEAUTY CONTEST' IN TAMIL?
Idai Therdhal.

Adi Kadi # 10

2005-11-23T18:41:00.000-08:00

WHY IS TAMIL SNACK FOOD BEST SUITED FOR THOSE WHO LOVE DIETING?
Because Tamil snack food is all about consuming Thin Pandangal.

Blade Pakkiri Kills The Bong

2005-11-10T21:35:00.000-08:00

WHAT DO YOU CALL A RAMBLING BONG?
Ver Bose

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPORTY BONG?
Adi Das

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WHO’S THE RESERVED TYPE?
Babu More Shy

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WHO’S A GEM OF A SINGER?
Tan Sen

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DOG-LOVING BONG?
Bow-mick

WHAT DO YOU CALL A NOODLES-LOVING BONG?
Chow-dary

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BILLBOARD-LOVING BONG?
Banner-jee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DUCK-LOVING BONG?
Ganguly

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WHO LOVES TO GO ON STRIKE?
Bandh-o-padhyay

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TALL BONG WHO LOVES DANCING?
Lamba-da

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BONG WITH A SPLIT PERSONALITY?
Dey (as in They)

IF THE PHANTHOM COMIC WERE TO BE MADE AS A BONG MOVIE, WHAT WOULD BE AN APT TITLE?
The Ghosh Who Walks.

IAN FLEMING ONCE HAD ASTORY IDEA ABOUT A QUAINT BENGALI COUPLE WHO NEVER MEET EACH OTHER, BUT STILL KEEP THEIR ROMANCE ALIVE BY EXCHANGING LOVE LETTERS, ALL THEIR LIVES. CAN YOU GIVE ME THE NAME OF THIS SEMINAL BOOK, WHICH NEVER SAW THE LIGHT OF THE DAY?
Chitti Chitti Bong Bong

WHICH BONG HOLDS THE RECORD FOR VISITING THE MOST NUMBER OF PLACES?
Kil Roy. They say, wherever he went, he wrote ‘Kil roy was here’.

BINNY, BEEDI & BITCHY ARE THREE WORDS BONGS ASSOCIATE WITH X. NAME X.
Julius Caesar.

Adi Kadi # 9

2005-11-08T01:05:00.000-08:00

WHAT'S THE TAMIL WORD FOR 'LIGHT PAIN'?
Deepa-vali.

Adi Kadi # 8

2005-11-07T04:11:00.000-08:00

Broker: Saar oru super jaathagam irukku. Ponnu peru Vibha. Software padichurukka. Nalla kudumbam. Nalla sambalam. Nalla samaippa. Yane, onga paiyan Chaari madhiri nalla kadi jokekum adipa. Paarkalaama?
Father of groom: No. Vanedaam. Vittudunga.
Broker: Yane vanedaamnu solreenga?
Father of groom: Ada poya! Marriage mudinjaatu maatu ponnu peru vibha-chaari nu aiyidum. Enga maanam kappal eri poyidum.

Adi Kadi # 7

2005-10-31T18:24:00.000-08:00

GAJNI PADAM KADHAANAYAGAN SANJAY RAMASAMY ATM LENDHU PANAM WITHDRAW PANRADHUKKU THAAN KAYILLA OREY ORU CLUE TATTOO PANNI VECHURUPAAR. ADHU ENNA? ADHUKKU PINNADI YENNA LOGIC?
Tattoo: Ask a girl for the PIN number. Logic: Penn budhi, PIN buddhi.

Adi Kadi # 6

2005-10-12T00:56:00.000-07:00

WOMAN-1: ONGA PURUSHAN HOTEL VEKKIRITHUKKU MUNAALA BANK LA VELAI PAARTHARA, ENNA?
Woman-2: Eppidi kandu pidicha?
WOMAN-1: ADHAAN DAILY VIDAAMA, BREAK FASTUKKU 'VANGI BATH' PODRAAREY!

Adi Kadi # 5

2005-10-09T08:41:00.000-07:00

WHAT DO YOU CALL AN INTERNET SAVVY TAMIL AUNTY?
eMami.

Blade Pakkiri's Mixed Raita

2005-09-26T22:31:00.000-07:00

NORMAL COUPLES PREFER DATING. THE ADVENTUROUS ONES FAVOUR BLIND DATING. WHAT DO ARCHAELOGIST COUPLES FANCY?
Carbon Dating.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A HOPELESS MALLU WHO ALWAYS FINISHES LAST?
Abys-mull.

WHY DID THE SARDARJI BUY AN IRON BOX FROM THE ELECTRICAL STORE?
Because his doctor told him he had iron deficiency.

LUCIANO PAVAROTTI WOULD BE ELECTED THE MAYOR OF THIS CITY WITHOUT ANY DIFFICULTY. WHICH CITY?
Obesity.

NAME THE ANTHEM OF CHESS PLAYERS IN VARANASI.
Khayikae pawn banaras wala…

WHICH KEY DID THE CHOR USE FOR BREAKING INTO A BUNGALOW WITH AN UNBREAKABLE DARWAZA?
Khid-key.

HUSBAND: ENNA KITCHENLA OREY DAMAAL DOMEEL NU SOUNDU?
Wife: ‘Idi’ appam panrane, adhaan!

VEERAMANI: YANE SAAR DRAVIDA KAZHAGAM KU IPPO MADHIPEY ILLA?
Numerologist: Decay nu peyar vecha adu dhaney nadakkum.

WATCHING WHICH KAMAL FLICK COULD BE INIMICAL TO A DOG’S HEALTH?
Tick Tick Tick

WHY SHOULD MASSAGE PARLOURS BE FREELY ALLOWED IN INDIA?
Because India supports the ‘Freedom of Press’.

Blade Pakkiri's Dance Class

2005-09-20T21:41:00.000-07:00

WHAT DO YOU CALL A STUNNING LOOKING DANSEUSE IN TAMIL?
‘Aatam’ Bomb.

BRUCE LEE HAD A DISTANT COUSIN WHO LEARNT BHARATANATYAM. WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
Salangai O Lee.

WHAT’S THE NAME OF SATYAJIT RAY’S NEICE WHO BECAME A RAGE BY PERFORMING IN MANY NIGHT CLUBS IN KOLKATTA?
Caba Ray.

MANOJ NIGHT SHYAMALANUKKU PIDICHA DANCE EDHU?
‘Twist’ Dance.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A DANCE TEACHER IN HINDI?
Ghun-guru.

IF SIVAJI GANESAN HAD PLAYED A BALLET DANCER, WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AN APT TITLE FOR THE MOVIE?
Ballet Pandya.

THE NOW FAMOUS EPANG, OPANG & CHAPANG WERE OFFSPRINGS OF THE LEGENDARY SIKKIMESE BOXER NAMED DAPANG. THIS CELEBRATED PUGILIST HAD A VERY UNIQUE STYLE OF LANDING PUNCHES ON HIS OPPONENTS. WHICH DANCE FORM DID THIS FREESTYLE OF BOXING, INSPIRE?
Dapang Kuthu.

WHICH INDIAN DANCE WAS SO ENCHANTING THAT THE GREEKS WROTE AN EPIC ABOUT IT?
Odissi.

WHICH DANCE FORM IS OFTEN HERALDED BY THE APPEARANCE OF A METRO WATER TANK IN CHENNAI?
The ‘Tap’ Dance.

WHICH BRAND OF ICE CREAMS IS HUGELY POPULAR WITH DANCERS IN VIENNA?
Walls.

Blade Pakkiri's Foray Into Politics

2005-09-10T23:49:00.000-07:00

WHICH IS VAIKO’S PREFERRED MODE OF PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION?
‘Kaal’ Taxi

WHY DID MANMOHAN SINGH DENY RAM BILAS PASWAN, THE RAILWAY MINISTRY?
Because Ram Bilas wanted a 42% reservation for Dalits in the Unreserved coaches.

WHAT’S THE NAME OF VEERAMANI’S NEW ADHESIVE FOR OLD PEOPLE?
Dravida Kazha Gum

INSPIRED BY SONIA GANDHI, JACKIE CHAN DECIDED TO ENTER INDIAN POLITICS. WITH HIS NAME & FAME, HE WAS SURE TO GET SOME VOTES. BUT HIS ADVISERS FELT HIS NAME NEEDS AN INDIAN TOUCH. SO WHAT NAME CHANGE DID THEY RECOMMEND?
Jackie Chan-akya.

WHAT DID THE COMMUNIST ORDER IN THE FURNITURE STORE?
Polit Bureau

WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE FINANCE MINISTER'S LOO IN PARLIAMENT?
Pee Chidambaram.

WHAT’S COMMON TO THE UPA AGENDA FOR GOVERNANCE AND THE MARCH PAST?
Both go Left, Left, Left, Right, Left…

WHY WAS PH PANDIAN A BIG HIT WITH CHEMISTS?
Because as an assembly speaker he was neither too basic, nor too acidic.

WHICH LIGHT DO THE COMMUNISTS TURN TO WHEN IT’S REALLY DARK?
The Naxalite

IF ONE WERE TO MAKE A MOVIE ON THE BJP NOW, WHAT WOULD BE AN APT TITLE?
Fight Club

Blade Pakkiri's Veg Kadis

2005-09-04T10:53:00.000-07:00

1. WHAT DID THE SENAI KIZHANGU TELL THE SCARED COOK?
‘Yam’ irukka bhayam yane.

2. WHICH IS THE HOTTEST VEGETABLE IN CHENNAI?
‘Katri’ Kaai.

3. WHY DON’T PRESSURE COOKERS WHISTLE IN ANDHRA?
Because in Andhra nadu, a kukka always barks.

4. WHAT DO YOU CALL A TOMATO, WHEN IT REACHES A MARRIAGEABLE AGE?
‘Mana’ Thakkali.

5. WHICH IS THE MOST CUT STONE IN TAMIL NADU?
Vadak-kal. Yena adha ellarum vettu vettunu vettuva.

6. ENDHA POO THANEERIL KARAIYUM?
Up-poo

7. WHICH BAR IS A HUGE HIT WITH TAMILIAN TEETOTALLERS?
Saam-bar

8. WHAT DO YOU CALL A ROTTEN CAN OF BEANS?
Has-Beans.

9. WHICH IS THE DOG’S FAVOURITE VEG SNACK?
Bone-da

10. PUDUSA ORU KAAI TAMIZHAGATHIL VANDHA POZHUDHU, ANDHA KAAIYAI VAANGIYE THEERUVANE ENRU KAMBAR LINE LA NINAARAAM. IDHAN PIRAGU, PEYAR ILLA KAAIYIKKU PEYAR SOOTA PATTADHU. ANDHA KAAIYIN PEYAR ENNAVAGA IRUKKUM?
Queue-Kambar.

Blade Pakkiri's Kosu Kadis

2005-08-31T12:08:00.000-07:00

WHY ARE TAMILIANS PRONE TO GOITRE?
Since they are curd rice freaks, Tamilians have elongated thayir-oid glands.

WHY DO BOMBAY BUS DRIVERS LOVE THE KUNGUMAM ADS?
Because the Kungumam ads keep plugging the line, BEST kanna best.

WHICH IS THE PREFERRED MODE OF TRANSPORT FOR BULLS & BEARS?
‘Share’ Auto

COMMUNISTIKKU PIDICHA GAME EDHU?
Carrom. Yena game la striker illama velaye nadakaadhu.

TAMIL GODS DECIDED TO START A PORTAL FOR THEMSELVES. WHAT DID THEY NAME IT?
e-Ryvan.com

WHICH RAJINI SONG IS VERY POPULAR WITH GOLFERS?
‘Putt-um Padaamaley’

BRUCE LEE’S DISTANT COUSIN IS SAID TO HAVE SETTLED DOWN IN TAMIL NADU AS A JEWELLER. CAN YOU NAME HIM FOR ME?
Chungi Lee

WHAT DO YOU CALL A SURD WHO WORKS IN A PUB?
Cool-Beer Singh

WHICH BIKE IS A HUGE HIT WITH CATS?
Bajaj Eli-minator.

WHY ARE ASHRAMS ALWAYS LUSH GREEN?
Because ashrams are full of seeder-gal.

Blade Pakkiri Returns From Vanvaas

2005-08-25T23:40:00.000-07:00

HANUMAN ODA FAVOURITE KADAI EDHU?
Vaal-Mart

RAM, LAKSHMAN, BHARAT & SHATRUGAN DECIDED TO FORM A COMPANY TO MANUFACTURE WEAPONS. WHAT NAME DID THEY CHOOSE FOR THEIR JOINT VENTURE?
Bow-Fours

KNOCK KNOCK.
Who’s that?
RA.
Ra who?
RAHU & KETU.

WHAT THE GODS & DEMI-GODS DRINK
Kauravas – 100 Pipers
Eklavya – Thums Up
Lord Shiva – Shiva’s Regal
Lord Krishna – Kannan Devan Tea
Pandavas – Chota Coke (Kyonki paanch matlab Chota Coke)

THE KAURAVA TV WAS UNABLE TO DO A LIVE TELECAST OF THE DRAUPADI VASTRAHARAN DUE TO LORD KRISHNA’S MAGICAL ABILITY TO JAM THEIR NETWORK. HOW DID DURYODHANA’S CHANNEL HANDLE THIS SNAFU?
By putting out the message – Sari for the break.

HOW DID RAVANA SERENADE SITA, WHEN HE FIRST CAST HIS EYES ON HER?
By singing ‘dus bahaney kar key le gaye dil’.

WHO WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO TAKE A LIFE INSURANCE POLICY?
Duryodhana. He took a Jeevan Bheema policy before his fight-to-the-finish with the pawan putra.

IF HANUMAN HAD WRITTEN THE RAMAYANA, WHAT WOULD HE HAVE CALLED IT?
A Tail of 2 Cities.

IF GAANDHARI HAD MARRIED PANDU, HER OFFSPRINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN COLLECTIVELY CALLED_______________. FILL IN THE BLANK.
Gaandus.

WHO’S THE CRAZIEST GOD IN HINDU MYTHOLOGY?
Nut Raj